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Hopeless Masquerade/Translation/Byakuren's Script

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Byakuren defeats Reimu

Byakuren

八百万もいたら
そりゃ喧嘩もしますよ

With that many gods,
it's no surprise there would be some fighting.

Byakuren

まだまだですね
敗因は貴方の経験不足です

You need more experience before you can defeat me,
but you're not there yet.

Byakuren defeats Marisa

Byakuren

戒名は何が良いですか?
格安で考えておきますよ

What should your dharma name be?
I can think of one for you for a low price.

Byakuren defeats Ichirin

Byakuren

まだまだ雑念が多いわね

You're bound by far too many worldly thoughts.

Byakuren defeats herself

Byakuren

長く生きていると
不思議な事もあるもんです

When you live a long life,
you see some curious things.

Byakuren defeats Futo

Byakuren

私のお寺は完全防火仕様です

My shrine is completely fire-resistant.

Byakuren

そういえば

仏像を焚いたことがあるって?
仏罰で苦しむが良い!

Come to think of it,

You burned Buddhist statues?
Then you should suffer Buddha's trials!

Byakuren defeats Miko

Byakuren

まあ任せてくださいな
幻想郷の事は

Well, please leave this
matter of Gensokyo to me.

Byakuren

貴方からは禍々しい気を
感じるのよねぇ

I can feel an ominous aura from you.

Byakuren defeats Nitori

Byakuren

あのー
また苦情が……

Umm...
More complaints...

Byakuren

河童は人数多いし独自の
コミュニティを築いているので
布教したいのですが……

The kappa have a sizable independent
community, so I'd like to spread
my religion to them, but...

Byakuren defeats Koishi

Byakuren

貴方は何故この決闘に
参加しているのです?

Why do you want to join this battle?

Byakuren defeats Mamizou

Byakuren

茶釜に変身しても良いんですよ?
永遠に

You should transform into a kettle again.
Forever.

Byakuren defeats Kokoro

Byakuren

感情に呑み込まれるなかれ!

You must not be swallowed by your emotions!

Byakuren

貴方をただの道具に戻すのは
簡単なのですが……

It would be easier just to
turn you back into an object...

Byakuren defeats someone

Byakuren

げに何事も一炊の夢
南無三宝

In truth all things are but a dream, shorter than the time it takes to cook millet.[1]
Hail the Three Jewels.[2]

Byakuren

決闘も方便!

Dueling is also instruction!

Byakuren

うーん

確かに仏教が一番
人を操るのに向いているのよね

Hmmm

Certainly Buddhism is the best suited
for manipulating people.

[this pattern might appear only against Miko or not]

Notes

  1. 一炊の夢, "the dream of one boiling", refers to the story of the Tang dynasty student who stayed at an inn where the innkeeper was boiling millet. He then saw himself marry a rich family's daughter, ace the imperial exam, live a full life, and die peacefully with a big family by his bedside; only to wake up and realize that everything was a dream, and the innkeeper was still cooking millet.
  2. 南無三宝, namu sanpou, is the abbreviated version of Byakuren's catchphrase namusan.