Frantically Forbidden Fruit/Story/Yuuka's Paradise Scenario

Stage 1

 
Crimson Twilight ~ Evening Twilight

紅蓮色の宵闇
Evening Twilight

Crimson Twilight
Evening Twilight

博麗神社 境内裏

Hakurei Shrine - Back Area

BGM:ほおずきみたいに紅い魂

BGM: A Soul as Scarlet as a Ground Cherry

Rumia ENTERS

Rumia LEAVES

Yuuka

雑魚掃除はこんなもんかしら

本当はあの子達が早く解決してれば
ここまで酷くならなかったんだけど

こうなったら
仕方ないわよねぇ

さーて、久しぶりに
大暴れさせてもらいますか

Is this what it's like to hunt down small fry?

You know, this wouldn't even be so bad
if those girls had just done something about this sooner.

Oh well.
Looks like I have no choice.

I'll take the liberty of going on a rampage,
after such a long time.

???

おっと
乱暴反対~

Hey!
Say no to violence~

Rumia ENTERS

Yuuka

あら、宵闇風情
風流ねぇ

Oh, what a dusky atmosphere.
You sure have some refined tastes.

Rumia

げげっ
風見幽香だ

Ugh,
Yuuka Kazami?

宵闇の妖怪
ルーミア

Youkai of the Dusk
Rumia

Rumia

てっきり
人間かと思ったのにー

I thought for sure
you were just some human!

Yuuka

残念でした
私なのです

Well too bad.
It's just me.

BGM:妖魔夜行

BGM: Apparitions Stalk the Night

Yuuka

さ、渡すもの全部渡して
引っ込んでてもらいましょうか

Just let me pass
and you will be spared.

Rumia

うわーん

Wow.

Rumia DEFEATED

Rumia

ぎゃふん

Well then.

Yuuka

ま、開幕はこんなもんね

どうやら私の腕も、まだ
鈍っていないようね

他の子達が取逃した果物は
これで全部回収できたのかしら

うーん。ちょっと面倒だけど
人里の方も見て回りましょうか

That's how we do it.

Apparently my arm still
seems to be dull.

I wonder if i can collect the fruits
that the other kids have missed.

Well, it's a little troublesome.
Let's go watch the people of the village.

Stage 2

 
Indigo Monsoon ~ Fleeting Swimmer

浅縹色の梅雨
Fleeting Swimmer

Indigo Monsoon
Fleeting Swimmer

柳の運河 雨天

Willow Canal - Downpour

BGM:運河を行き交う人妖

BGM: Humans and Youkai Traversing the Canal

Nitori Kawashiro ENTERS

Nitori Kawashiro LEAVES

Yuuka

ここも果物だらけなのね…
想定していたとはいえ

こんな状況でも商売に利用する
人間達の根性には驚かされたけど

さて、そこの河童
姿を現しなさい

Even this place is covered all over in fruit.
It's just as I suspected, but...

Even in a situation like this, business is booming.
I'm surprised at these humans' spirit.

Now you there!
Show yourself!

???

ちぇっ
ばれてたか

Tsk. I've been discovered.

Nitori Kawashiro ENTERS

Yuuka

私にそんな玩具は
通用しないし必要もない

That toy doesn't work on me.
Nor do I need it.

Nitori

なんで貴方がここにいるのさ
風見幽香

Why are you here,
Yuuka?

河の便利屋さん
河城 にとり

Handyman of the River
Nitori Kawashiro

Nitori

異変の解決に動くのは
人間だけかと思っていたが

I thought humans were the only ones
to go out and solve incidents.

Yuuka

コレが余ってたからね
道中盛大に利用させて頂いたわ

Well, someone left this lying around.
I've gotten a lot of use out of it along the way.

Nitori

そ、それは例のシェイカー!?
まさか貴方が使いこなしてるなんて…

Wha-- is that the shaker!?
I never thought you'd be the one using it...

Yuuka

植物の異変だもの
私も我慢ならないわ

でも黒幕までは流石にわからない
ねぇ、貴方何か知ってない?

I was getting sick of this plant incident,
so I wasn't just going to stand by.

But I still don't know who the mastermind is.
Hey, you know something, don't you?

BGM:芥川龍之介の河童 ~ Candid Friend

BGM: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke's "Kappa" ~ Candid Friend

Nitori

うっ。
知らない知らない

Ah...
Nope. Nothing at all.

Yuuka

そう。ならば
無理やり聞くまでよ

Alright. If that's how it's going to be,
I'll have to make you talk!

Nitori

うわー

Aaah!

Nitori Kawashiro DEFEATED

Nitori

あーれー

Ohhh man.

Yuuka

はいごちそうさま

Thanks. That was delectable!

Nitori

ぐぬぬ…解決側に居る筈なのに
なんで私撃破されなきゃなんないんだ

Grr... Why am I getting crushed when
I'm supposed to be resolving the incident?

Yuuka

さあねえ。
日頃の行いじゃない?

Who knows,
maybe you've been neglecting to do good deeds?

Nitori

さて話の続きだけど
面倒だから結論だけ言う

妖怪の山の裏側には
絶対近づけるなと言われてる

Now about our discussion.
I'll save us some time and just get right to the point.

I was told not to let anyone get
to the rear side of Youkai Mountain.

Yuuka

あら、随分乱暴な説明なのね

Eh? That's a pretty rough explanation.

Nitori

人間ならまだしも、貴方ならもう
見当ついてるんじゃないかい?

A human wouldn't understand,
but don't you already have a rough idea?

Yuuka

山登りする前に、少しでも
不穏な芽は潰しておきたいのよ

Before I do even a little bit of mountain climbing,
I'd like to nip any possible threats in the bud.

Stage 3

 
Fresh Green Gale ~ Closing Chaser

萌葱色の疾風
Closing Chaser

Fresh Green Gale
Closing Chaser

妖怪の山 裏側

Youkai Mountain - Rear Face

BGM:夜の鳩山を飛ぶ -Power MIX

BGM: Fly Above Hatoyama at Night - Power MIX

風雨のブン屋
射命丸 文

Reporter of Wind and Rain
Aya Shameimaru

Aya

あやややや!?
誰かと思えば…

Ayayayaya!?
Look who we have here...

Aya Shameimaru ENTERS

Aya

まさか貴方自ら山に来るなんて…
こうしちゃいられません!

To think that you'd come to our mountain...
I can't just idly stand by!

Aya

レッツ、スクープターイム!
 さあ、逃がしませんよ!

Let's scoop time!
I won't let you get away, now!

Aya Shameimaru LEAVES

Yuuka

ふぅ。
やっと五合目付近かしら

天辺まで行くには
まだまだ長いけど

甘露地獄と化した地上よりは
幾分かマシな空気ね…

いいわよねぇ、山の連中は
あんまり被害なさそうだし

Whew.
I wonder if I'm finally halfway up the mountain.

I still have a long way to go
before I get to the top.

The air is more bearable here than it is
down on the ground that got reduced to a sweet hell.

Isn't that just nice? These mountain folks
aren't having any problems at all!

???

そうでもない

That's not true.

Kasen Ibaraki ENTERS

Kasen

これでも、山の連中は大分参ってるよ
何せ相手が相手だからね

It may seem that way, but they're actually quite troubled by all this.
We have such an enemy, you know.

片腕有角の仙人
茨木 華扇

The One-Armed, Horned Hermit
Kasen Ibaraki

Yuuka

天狗達も日和ったものね
束になれば勝てる見込みもあるのに

The tengu are just sitting on the sidelines, aren't they?
I'm sure they have a chance of victory if they work together.

Kasen

「無駄な喧嘩は売りたくない」
それが山の総意よ、風見幽香

They prefer to avoid picking unnecessary fights.

Yuuka

だから、人間達をけしかけようとしてたのね?
ずーっと遠回りな方法と手段で

So is that why you tried instigating those humans?

Kasen

けしかけるとは人聞きの悪い言い草ね
サポートと言ってほしい

"Instigate" is a harsh way of putting it.
I prefer to think of it as "support."

Yuuka

十分とは言えないと思うけどねぇ
それに…

二月も巫女達を動かす事が出来なかったのは
貴方達の力不足が故の結果。そうではなくて?

Besides that,
Reimu and the others haven't begun to do anything about this for two months.
All because you couldn't get them to. Isn't that right?

Kasen

へぇ、言ってくれるわね
頼んでも居ないのに…

Hmph. How nice of you to say.
I never asked you...

BGM:華狭間のバトルフィールド

BGM: Battlefield of the Flower Threshold

Yuuka

何度も言ってるけど
もう我慢の限界なの

これ以上回りくどい方法を
取り続けられるのはウンザリ

幻想郷のよすがの緑は
この風見幽香が取り返してやるわ!

I, Yuuka Kazami, will return
Gensokyo's nostalgic greenery back to normal!

Kasen Ibaraki DEFEATED

Kasen

くっ、強いな
この強さならあるいは…

Yuuka

さぁ、通してくれるわね?
山の頂上へ…

Now will you let me through
to the mountain's summit?

Kasen

ま、待ちなさい!
何処へ行くべきか判っているの?

Wait a minute!
Do you know where you're going?

Yuuka

さっき、この果実が教えてくれたわ
フラワーマスターを舐めないでちょうだい

天候の異変ならば
目指すべきはただ一つ…

These fruits told me where to go a long time ago.
Don't underestimate the flower master.

There's only one place to go when
there's a weather-related incident.

Kasen

そう、天界だけど…
敵は天人じゃないと思うわよ?

Yes, Heaven.
But do you think the celestials are your enemies?

Yuuka

多分関係はあると思うから
どっちみち倒す事に変わりはないわね

I think there's a connection.
Either way, it doesn't change who I need to fight.

Kasen

…お手柔らかに

Well, just don't be too hard on them...

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