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Lyrics: チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室
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Chiruno no Paafekuto Sansuu Kyoushitsu |
Cirno's Perfect Math Class |
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Minna! Chiruno no sansuu kyoushitsu hajimaru yo! |
Everybody! It's the beginning of Cirno's math class! |
Kira kira daiyamondo Kagayaku hoshi no you ni |
A sparkling diamond, shining like a star |
BAKABAKA BAKABAKA BAKABAKA |
IDIOTIDIOT IDIOTIDIOT IDIOTIDIOT |
Koumakan kara basu ga dete Hajime ni sannin norimashita |
A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start |
Yama ochi imi nado nai wa |
There's not any highlight, capper, or sense. |
Kuru kuru tokei no hari Guru guru atama mawaru |
The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round |
Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku |
Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues |
BAKABAKA BAKABAKA BAKABAKA |
IDIOTIDIOT IDIOTIDIOT IDIOTIDIOT |
Reimu n toko no hyakuman'en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta |
At Reimu's home, someone broke a million-yen vase |
Joushiki koeta tokoro ni sekai no shinri ga aru |
The truth of the world is beyond the realm of common sense |
Herahera niyakenagara Geragera warainagara |
Laughing foolishly, Laughing loud Tewi, annoying rabbit, though she's loveless Brings in immature newcomers handily, handily, handily |
Saisei hyakumankai Morenaku gumin nante |
They watch it 1000000 times, What ignorant fools! |
Wakatta, atai ga amari ni mo tensai dakara |
I got it! Because I'm such a genius, |
Arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru |
Every, every, every, every, |
Asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi |
Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, |
Hyaku oku chou man bai bacchiri! |
One-hundred million billion thounand good! |
Yama ochi imi nado nai wa |
There's not any highlight, capper, or sense. |
Kuru kuru tokei no hari Guru guru atama mawaru |
The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round |
Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku |
Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues |
BAKABAKA BAKABAKA BAKABAKA |
IDIOTIDIOT IDIOTIDIOT IDIOTIDIOT |
- "Yama, Ochi, Imi nado nai wa" comes from the word " yaoi" (abbreviation of "YAma nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi").
- "Genki ga areba nandemo" comes from Antonio Inoki's phrases, "Genki ga areba nandemo dekiru" ("If you have energy, you can do anything") and "1, 2, 3, Da-!"
- About "shinzan no chuu domo wa hoi, hoi, hoi". The fans who has been loving Touhou always conflict with new fans. The latter is called "新参" (Shinzan, newcomer) pejoratively by the former. One of the symbolical Japanese net slangs is "厨" (Chuu, SOB). It comes from "厨房" (Chuubou), which is a pun of "中坊" (Chuubou, junior highschool student nut). The word means the person of immaturity of their morality. "ホイホイ" (Hoihoi, thing bringing sth in handily) comes from "ゴキブリホイホイ" (Gokiburi Hoihoi), which is the leader product of Earth Chemical. Co.,Ltd. The Gokiburi Hoihoi is a trap for cockroach. So Shinzan Hoihoi means the trap for the dirty newcomers getting together like a lot of cockroaches, or the character apt to get the popularity of many people (most of them are newcomers) because of his/her non-fetish appearance or feature, which results in the situation that the bad people will increase in number who only skim the settings of character and use it for their fanfics as they like. In Japan, Marisa, Alice, Udonge, Aya are seen as main "shinzan hoihoi".
- About "asameshi tabetara akago no te wo hineru". There are Japanese idioms "朝飯前" (asameshimae, thing before breakfast) and "赤子の手をひねるような" (as twisting baby on the hand). They means "very easy".
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