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Lyrics: チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室
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Chiruno no Paafekuto Sansuu Kyoushitsu |
Cirno's Perfect Math Class |
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Minna! CHIRUNO no sansuu kyoushitsu hajimaru yo! |
Everybody! It's the beginning of Cirno's math class! |
KIRAKIRA DAIAMONDO Kagayaku hoshi no you ni |
A sparkling diamond, shining like a star |
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA |
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT |
Koumakan kara BASU ga dete Hajime ni sannin norimashita |
A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start |
Yama ochi imi nado nai wa |
There's not any highlight, capper, or sense. |
Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru |
The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round |
Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku |
Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues |
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA |
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT |
Reimu n toko no hyakuman'en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta |
At Reimu's home, someone broke a million-yen vase |
Joushiki koeta tokoro ni sekai no shinri ga aru |
The truth of the world is beyond the realm of common sense |
HERAHERA niyake nagara GERAGERA warai nagara |
Laughing foolishly, laughing loud |
Saisei hyakumankai Morenaku gumin nante |
They watch it 1000000 times, what ignorant fools! |
Wakatta, atai ga amari ni mo tensai dakara |
I got it! Because I'm such a genius, |
Arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru |
Every, every, every, every, |
Asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi |
Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, |
Hyaku oku chou man BACCHIRII! |
One-hundred billion trillion thousand good! |
Yama ochi imi nado nai wa |
There's not any highlight, capper, or sense. |
Kurukuru tokei no hari Guruguru atama mawaru |
The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round |
Tsugi tsugi mondai deru Mada mada jugyou tsuduku |
Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues |
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA |
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT |
- "Yama, Ochi, Imi nado nai wa" comes from the word " yaoi" (abbreviation of "yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi").
- 9, of course, refers to Phantasmagoria of Flower View's infamous manual seen here. In the picture, a screenshot of the game is marked up with numbers indicating the elements on the screen, which correspond to a description below. In this screenshot, the number 9 was used to mark the opposing player, Cirno, but the description below reads "Idiot".
- About "shinzan no chuu domo wa hoi, hoi, hoi": Longtime fans of Touhou are often in conflict with new fans; the latter is called "新参" (shinzan, newcomer) pejoratively by the former. One common Japanese net slang term is "厨" (chuu, SOB). It is a shortening of "厨房" (chuubou), which is a pun on "中坊" (also pronounced chuubou), a condescending term for a middle schooler. "ホイホイ" (Hoihoi, bringing something in handily) comes from "ゴキブリホイホイ" (Gokiburi Hoihoi), a popular cockroach trap. A "shinzan hoihoi" is a character apt to get the popularity of many people (most of them newcomers) because of his/her appeal to a wide audience, thus increasing in number of people who make fanworks without knowing anything about the character or his/her world. In Japan, Marisa, Alice, Udonge, and Aya are seen as the main "shinzan hoihoi".
- The bridge of 2nd verse "Herahera niyakenagara... Saabaa kanri mo otsukare-san tte toko ne!" illustrates the situation that Touhou has a burst of popularity in Niko Niko Douga".
- "Asameshi tabetara akago no te wo hineru" refers to the Japanese idioms "朝飯前" (asameshimae, before breakfast) and "赤子の手をひねるような" (like twisting a baby's hand), both of which mean "very easy".
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