Touhou Hisoutensoku/Translation/Komachi's Script

Komachi wins Reimu

Komachi	神社ってのは、死を忌み嫌うんだね 葬式とかやらないし	Shinto shrines refrain from anything relating to death right? I mean, you don't even hold funerals there...

Komachi wins Youmu

Komachi	あー冥界は人間らしい生活していていいねぇ 死んだら冥界が一番だねぇ	Ahh, living in the Netherworld is so much like living in the human world. Dying and ending up in the Netherworld is the best.

Komachi wins Aya

Komachi	へぇ、三途の河の川幅ねぇ…… 面白い新聞だねぇ	Ooh, the breadth of the Sanzu River.... This is interesting news.
Komachi	是非曲直庁にも社内報のような物がある 天狗の活版印刷技術は、地獄の鬼の技術と そっくりなんだよねぇ 一体、誰が編み出した技術なんだろうねぇ	The Ministry of Right and Wrong also has something like an internal news memo. The printing technology of the tengu is certainly very similar to that of the oni in Hell, isn't it? Just who in the heck came up with such technology, huh?

Komachi wins Sanae

Komachi	おや？ 神様だって言うから人間と違うのかと思いきや……	Oh? My expectations were that humans who presumed to speak for the gods themselves would be different somehow...

Komachi wins Cirno

Komachi	退屈してそうだね 良いよ、遊び相手になってあげるさ！	You look so bored. Alright then, I'll be your playmate from now on!

Komachi wins Meiling

Komachi	こんな悪魔の家に居ちゃ大変だろ？ なあに、少しぐらい遊んだって怒られやしないさ	Living in the house of a devil like this is a pain, right? What, I'm just playing around a little bit. Don't get so angry.

Komachi wins Utsuho

Komachi	おっと、旧地獄の鴉だって？ そんな物騒な輩がなんで地上に居るんだい？	Oh my, you say you are a hell raven of the Old Hell? Why would something that dangerous be above ground?
Komachi	今の地獄は鬼達の統制が取れた 不正の少ない処となった 旧地獄の鬼達は罪人との癒着が酷かったからね 地獄から出たがらない霊も居たくらいさ お前さんもそんな地獄より、新しい地獄で 働き口を見つけてみたらどうだい？	The present Hell became a place where oni are well disciplined and injustices happen only rarely. The oni of Old Hell were in cahoots with the sinners, such that there were even souls who didn't want to leave hell. You guys should, rather than a Hell like that, try to look for work at the new Hell. How's that sound?

Komachi wins Suwako

Komachi	土の中から目覚める蛙も、脱皮を繰り返す蛇も 転生の苦輪から逃れた神に見えたんだろうねぇ	The frog who awoke from within the Earth, the snake who undyingly sheds In the stages of life and rebirth, both of you can be seen as Gods who've completely transcended the cycle of suffering. Is that right?