Touhou Hisoutensoku/Translation/Remilia's Script

Remilia wins Reimu

Remilia	なんか神社で肝試しとかやってるんだって？ なんで私を呼ばないのよ	You had a test of courage at the shrine? Why didn't you call me?
Remilia	なんか、里にお寺が出来たみたいね 神社と何が違うのさ	It seems there's a temple in the village now. What makes it different from a shrine?

Remilia wins Marisa

Remilia	あーやだね。夏の日射しは その大きな帽子は日射し避けには良さそうね	Ah, man. In the summer, a huge hat like that must be good for blocking sunlight.

Remilia wins Sakuya

Remilia	退屈だねぇ 何か面白い奴もってきてよ	So bored. Go bring me someone interesting.
Remilia	バザーに行きたいけど、河原じゃねぇ…… 非想天則、見てみたいけどね	I want to go to the bazaar, but it's on the river plain.... I want to see the Hisou Tensoku....

Remilia wins Alice

Remilia	あ、ゴーレム人形みたよ 超弱そうだった	Oh, I saw a golem doll. It looked totally weak.

Remilia wins Patchouli

Remilia	なんか、漫画とかおいてないの？ これだけ本が有ってさ	What, you don't have any manga or anything? These are the only books you have.

Remilia wins herself

Remilia	吸血鬼は鏡に映らないってね だから、これはただの残像よ	Vampires don't have reflections. So this is simply an afterimage.

Remilia wins Yuyuko

Remilia	亡霊って今までゾンビだと思ってたけど 違うみたいね。ミイラ男って何処にいるのかな	Until now, I thought of ghosts as just zombies, but you seem different. I wonder where the mummies are?

Remilia wins Yukari

Remilia	え？　白か黒か？ コウモリは黒に決まってるじゃない	Huh? White or black? Aren't bats always black?

Remilia wins Suika

Remilia	グレープよりスイカの方が肉片っぽいねぇ	You know, watermelons look more like slices of meat than grapes.

Remilia wins Aya

Remilia	文字書くの面倒くさいね。新聞みたいに かっちりした文字ってどうやって書くの？	Writing is a pain. How do you write so neatly in newspapers?

Remilia wins Iku

Remilia	聞いたよ。龍宮の使いって、なんかすんごく レアなんだってね	I've heard that oarfish are a really rare kind of fish.
Remilia	聞いたよ 龍宮の使いって、なんかすんごくレア なんだってね ふーん。精々咲夜に気を付ける事ね レアな食材には目が無いから	I've heard that oarfish are a really rare kind of fish. Hmmm... I should let Sakuya know as soon as possible. She has a soft spot for rare ingredients.

Remilia wins Tenshi

Remilia	へー、桃以外にも丹とか食べるんだね 仁丹とかもりもり食べるの？	Ehh, so other than peaches, you also eat pills? Do you eagerly chew on Jintan and the such?

Remilia wins Sanae

Remilia	へえ、風を吹かしたりするだけで 神様になれるんだね	Heh, so you can become a god just by making the wind blow, huh?

Remilia wins Cirno

Remilia	妖精は本当に役に立たないねぇ	Fairies are completely useless.

Remilia wins Meiling

Remilia	あの漫画どうだった？ 面白かったでしょ？	How was that manga? Was it interesting?

Remilia wins Utsuho

Remilia	太陽は苦手……	I rather dislike the sun...

Remilia wins Suwako

Remilia	なんかあんた、ちょこまか動いているようね 面白い事になってるみたいだけど……	You seem to be in constant motion. I thought fighting you would be interesting, but...

Notes

^  See Oriental Sacred Place chapters 3 and 4.

^  Yukari could have been making a metaphor using "black and white" as an example of two separate things with a clear boundary.

^  This is a clumsy pun on suika, the Japanese word for watermelon.

^  Jintan is a Japanese drug that originated in 1905. It is hailed as the "Japanese aspirin".