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Latest revision as of 01:27, 22 December 2014

WARNING: This page is a work is in progress and currently unfinished.

Ibaraki Ibuki
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Born

July 19, 1988

Location

Lake St. Clair

Touhou Wiki:Babel
en This user is a native speaker of English.
zh-1 該用戶能以基本中文進行交流。
该用户能以基本中文进行交流。
es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
ja-0 この利用者は日本語わかりません
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東方 This user grazes in the fields of Gensokyo.
Gensokyo.jpg This user is a resident of Gensokyo.
8 This editor joined Touhou Wiki 8 years, 3 months, 4 days ago as of September 15, 2019.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
No SOPA.png This user hopes that in light of massive media coverage of the blackout that SOPA and PIPA will not become a law.
Fmalgo.png This user is fascinated
with FM audio synthesis.
Occupation

NEET editor, teacher-in-training

Greetings from Ibaraki Ibuki, and welcome to my sandbox. Let's just say I am a simple fan of Touhou who thinks ZUN the composer rocks.

Current Wiki Projects[edit]


Inactive Projects[edit]

Unfortunately, I'm not fluent in languages other than English so I can't help translate. (I hope to change that in the future.)

Also, please don't forget to check out the community portal.

Main Touhou Games I Have Played[edit]

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    • Easy: 1cc for ReimuA and MarisaB, up to stage 5 with continues for ReimuB and MarisaA
    • Normal: up to stage 6 with continues for all modes
    • Hard: haven't attempted
    • Lunatic: definitely not ready for it yet
    • Extra: yet to be unlocked

</toggledisplay>

Fangames I Have Played[edit]

Other (non-Touhou) Interests[edit]

-(To be filled in later)-

Non-Wiki Projects and Other Miscellany[edit]

<toggledisplay showtext="Show anti-SOPA/PIPA banner" hidetext="Hide anti-SOPA/PIPA banner">

Imagine a World without Free Knowledge

Help to make your voice heard by saying no to SOPA and PIPA.

Editors and Shrine Maidens, Unite Now for the Free Internet!

</toggledisplay>

I am now the proud adopter of Touhou School (Random Things), an ancient relic of a bygone era. Unfortunately, its significance has been lost to the passage of time. Until its purpose is rediscovered, I shall look over this page and try to keep it alive for as long as possible.

I also try to make music from time to time. (Perhaps I'll post something in the forums.)

The Fairies Scale[edit]

What started as a passing joke in the IRC is now a not-meant-to-be-taken-very-seriously ratings scale that categorizes various incidents on this very wiki by amount of ruckus, chaos, and shenanigans.

Code Number of Fairies Description
12 or more Reserved only for the most serious scandals (like the splitting of the wiki)
Mima 11 Anything that invokes the wrath of madmins
Sukima 10 Stuff that makes you scream "God-mothaf******-damn it Yukari"
Nue 9 Trolls (or nues pretending to be trolls) likely to be involved
Tenshi 8 Whoever is responsible deserves a nice beating
Aya 7 Exasperation settles in at the speed of tengu
Tewi 6 Rascally rabbit needs to be caught
Koa 5 Moe mischief abounds
Sunny 4 The first signs of war are declared
Luna 3 It's just a clumsy fairy
Star 2 You can sense there's trouble afoot...
1 ⑨s acting like ⑨s; nothing to get worked up about
Dai-chan 0 Business as normal
Kogasa -1 Surprise! Just joking. :P

2012 Touhou Wiki Census[edit]

Results here. Tried to be as accurate as possible.
Sheet 1 contains data in chronological order according to the date each editor registered with the wiki.
Sheet 2 contains ordered data and statistics

We Didn't Shoot the Bullet[edit]

Basically a history of Touhou Project set to Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, though if Mokou's theme was rearranged with it I'd use that remix.

<toggledisplay showtext="Show lyrics" hidetext="Hide lyrics">

Chorus

We didn't shoot the bullet.
Touhou is from Japan
and made by just one man.
We didn't shoot the bullet.
Gensokyo's pretty swell
but it's a bullet hell.

Lyrics

Highly Responsive, Wonderland,
Phantasmagoria, Lotus Land,
Mystic Square, Shanghai Alice,
Dolls in Pseudo Paradise

Scarlet Devil, Youyoumu,
Field Club, Danmakufu,
Lotus Asia, Reitaisai,
Shrine Maiden dot com

Eternal Night, Missing Power,
Strange Dream, Pooshlmer,
Japanese Red, Flower View,
Aya's epic photo shoot

Three Fairies, Touhou Wiki,
Magical Astronomy,
Untouched Scores, Touhou Seimoe
lots of votes for Melancholy

-- Chorus --

Seasonal Dream Vision,
Concealed the Conclusion,
Crazy Soccer, Fifty Three,
Rumbling Spell, Megamari

Marisa Stole The Precious Thing,
Lunatic Udongein,
Perfect Memento,
Gensokyo Dot Org

Silent Sinner in Blue,
Inaba of Earth and Moon,
Runagate, Usatei,
Tasukete Eirin

M 1, Seimoe 2,
Neko Miko Reimu,
KirbyM and Thefre,
Yukkuri shiteitte ne!

--Chorus--

Fuujinroku, Patchcon,
Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan,
Super Marisa,
Miko Miko Suika

Bad Apple, F O E,
Kero Nineball Destiny,
Optical Cellophane,
Cucumber-flavored beer

Night of nights, Musou Kakyou,
Flandre does the McRoll,
Scarlet Weather Rhapsody,
Miracle Hinacle

Active NEETs, Shibiyan,
Cirno's math class, Touhoumon
Touhou Chireiden,
Doroya, and Muffin

--Chorus--

Labyrinth of Touhou,
Grimoires, UFOs,
a pair of anthologies
to Yuuka and sisters Aki

Touhou Mother, Mahjong,
Shino, Kimena Kan,
Hisoutensoku,
Koumajou Densetsu

Suika Fortress, Double Spoiler
with another news reporter,
Touhou wiki split in two
they said to wikia "F you"

--Chorus--

Do your best Kogasa-chan,
Hang in there Kogasa-san,
CNN and Bad Apple,
Touhou games for busy people

Genius of Sappheiros,
Defense of the Shrines,
Fairy Wars, Eurobeat,
Wild and Horned Hermit

Unknown Flower, Ten Desires,
Memories of Phantasm,
Seimoe Reboot, Touhou Tuesdays,
ZUN's wedding is in May

Finally Symposium
of Post-Mysticism,
and Trojan Green Asteroid,
I think you've had enough factoids

We didn't shoot the bullet.
Touhou is pretty swell
but it's a bullet hell.
We didn't shoot the bullet
But when we are gone
the stage goes on, and on, and on, ...

</toggledisplay>

The Fresh Priestess of Bel-Air[edit]

Sanae explains how she came to Gensokyo to Will Smith's The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. (I actually came up with the idea months ago when contemplating another (now abandoned) project.)

<toggledisplay showtext="Show lyrics" hidetext="Hide lyrics"> Note: Lyrics are mostly unchanged from Will Smith's original version.

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flip-turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the priestess of a town called Bel Air.

In East Shimosuwa born and raised,
On the playground was where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' and all cool
And all shootin some baseball outside of the school,
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
She said, 'Ya movin' wit ya auntie and Suwako in Bel Air.'

I begged and pleaded with her-day after day,
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way,
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket,
I put my iPod on and said, 'I might as well kick it!" </toggledisplay>

Contact Info[edit]