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Marisa Kirisame 1

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霧雨魔理沙限定
魔女のほうき
掃除ができる!!
好評発売中!!
Marisa Kirisame's limited-edition
MAGIC BROOM
(It cleans stuff!!)
On sale with great reviews!!

Doremy Sweet

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極上ノ眠リヲ
アナタニ・・・ スイート安眠枕

For a first-rate
sleeping experience... the Sweet™ Sleep Pillow.

お求めはお近くの寝具店まで Available at your local bedroom retailer.
※実際の商品とは異なる場合があります *Actual product may vary from image

Marisa Kirisame 2

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こんなお悩みに
妖怪退治
宝物探索
恋愛成就
子孫繁栄

霧雨魔法店
For all your
YOUKAI EXTERMINATION,
TREASURE HUNTING,
ROMANTIC FULFILLMENT

and BLOODLINE PROSPERITY needs!

KIRISAME MAGIC SHOP
安心と信頼 (Safe and trustworthy!)
※魔法の森へのご来訪には
くれぐれもご注意ください
*Please exercise the utmost caution
when visiting the Forest of Magic.

Keine Kamishirasawa and Hieda no Akyuu

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稗田寺子屋
新規生徒募集中


読み書き
算盤
歴史
地理
習字
 その他

幻想郷随一の講師陣が
お待ちしております
Hieda's Temple School
Now accepting new students!


Reading & writing
Arithmetic
History
Geography
Calligraphy
...and more!

Gensokyo's finest lecturers
are awaiting your arrival.
強力な講師陣
合格マチガイナシ
(Powerful educational team!)
(A passing grade, guaranteed!)

Nitori Kawashiro

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世紀の珍獣の絶技を見よ!
万歳楽ショウ
Behold the special moves of the rarest beast this century!
THE MANZAIRAKU SHOW
獣妖一体となった
妙技をご堪能あれ!
Enjoy spectacular feats performed
by beast and youkai in perfect union!
もともとは海にしか生息していないという
珍獣を見るまたと無い好機!
風光明媚な玄武の沢を堪能する
ツアーパックもご用意いたしております。
A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see a rare
beast, said to live only in the open ocean!
Also includes a tour package for you to enjoy
the scenic beauty of the Genbu Ravine.
スケジュール 毎週月曜・水曜・金曜の3交代制
10:00
13:00
15:00
SCHEDULE: Every week M/W/F, three shifts per day
10:00~
13:00~
15:00~
安心と安全を、最先端技術でお約束。
河童観光公司
Safety and security guaranteed with cutting-edge technology.
KAPPA ENTREPRISE DE TOURISME[1]

Sakuya Izayoi

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幻想郷一番のお洒落な職場で働きませんか?
紅魔館
メイド妖精募集中
Why not work at Gensokyo's most elegant place of employment?
THE SCARLET DEVIL MANSION
NOW HIRING FAIRY MAIDS
<待遇>
・衣食住完備! 制服支給致します
・カリスマ溢れる雇用主と優しい上司
・たくさんの仲間ができる!
・給与は雇用主と相談。経験者優遇。
<Benefits>
-Guaranteed food, clothing and shelter! Uniforms provided.
-A charismatic employer and kind superior
-Make tons of partners!
-Wages negotiable with employer. Experience preferred.
笑顔のあふれる
楽しい毎日がここに "アットホーム"な職場です
An enjoyable everyday environment
filled with wide smiles! (A cozy, "at-home" workplace.)[2]

Rin Kaenbyou

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地霊殿ツアー+旧地獄巡りの旅

生きてるうちに
一度は行きたい!
Palace of the Earth Spirits Tour + Former Hell Hot Spring Tour[3]

You've got to visit it at least
once in your lifetime!
秘境だらけの幻想郷から
すぐ行ける新たな異境として人気の旧地獄。
この世の者とも思えない景色や、
ひと味もふた味も違うスリルが皆様を
お待ちしております。
The Former Hell is immensely popular as an exotic destination,
accessible directly from Gensokyo and its many uncharted regions.
Truly out-of-this-world scenery
and completely different thrills
await your patronage.

古明地観光では恵まれない
動物たちのために住処と食料を
提供する目的にのみ、皆様の旅費を
使用させて頂いております。
ご理解ご協力のほど
何卒よろしくお願い致します。
また、極度に健康が優れない方、
精神力が弱すぎる方、
欲望の強すぎる方の参加を
お断りさせていただく場合がございます。
ご了承ください。
*Travel expenses paid by customers of
Komeiji Sightseeing are solely used
to provide shelter and food to
underprivileged animals.
We would deeply appreciate your
understanding and cooperation.
Also, please note that we we reserve
the right to refuse patronage to those
who are in exceptionally poor health,
are of feeble mental fortitude, or are
particularly greedy.

Bunbunharu Weekly

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有料広告募集
NOW ACCEPTING COMMERCIAL ADS
文々春新報に広告を
掲載しませんか?
Care to publish your advertisement
in the Bunbunharu Weekly?
文々春新報は、これから多くの方に読まれる予定の週刊誌です。
人間の里や妖怪の山はもちろん、魔法の森や迷いの竹林など、
幅広くお届けしているので大きな宣伝効果が期待できます。
掲載料については、射命丸文へご相談ください。
必ずやご納得いただける料金をご呈示させて頂きます。
The "Bunbunharu Weekly" tabloid is expected to have many readers in the future.
We look forward to a wide-reaching marketing effect, not just in the Human Village and
Youkai Mountain, but even in the Forest of Magic and Bamboo Forest of the Lost.
Please contact Aya Shameimaru with regards to all submissions.
We absolutely guarantee a submission fee that you can agree with.
次のいずれかに該当する広告は掲載できません。ご了承ください。 ・本誌の公共性およびその品位を損なう恐れのあるもの
・公の秩序または善良な風俗に反する恐れのあるもの
・そのほか広報紙に掲載する広告として妥当でないもの
(Please note: we cannot publish advertisements that fall under the following categories. -That which may harm the publicity and/or respectability of this magazine
-That which infringes upon public order or common standards of decency
-That which is otherwise inappropriate to publish in a public relations magazine)

Bunbunmaru Newspaper

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文々。新聞
Bunbunmaru Newspaper
幻想郷一面白い!
敏腕記者・射命丸文の記事が読めるのは本紙だけ!
Most interesting in all of Gensokyo!
The only place to get articles by master reporter Aya Shameimaru!


Notes

  1. The word in the original text "公司" is "company/firm/enterprise" in Chinese. Here it is temporarily translated in French, with the group "Cirque du Soleil" in mind; the name is French while its headquarter is placed at Quebec, Canada.
  2. This and various other phrases in the advertisement (such as "wages negotiable, experience preferred") are notorious as warning signs of exploitative businesses.
    "reliable employer" - autocratic president
    "kind superior" - boss imposing too many penalties
    "tons of partners" - bad air without tenderness among co-workers
    "wages negotiable with employers" - they take every chance to look for little mistakes of employees and to make their wage down
    "filled with smiles" - they force employees to be always positive and obedient
    "at-home" - they don't promote cooperative environment, a boss always shouts to scold people.
  3. Spoof on the Beppu Jigoku-meguri hot spring sightseeing tour.