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| 霧雨魔理沙限定 魔女のほうき 掃除ができる!! 好評発売中!! |
Marisa Kirisame's limited-edition MAGIC BROOM (It cleans stuff!!) On sale with great reviews!! | |
Doremy Sweet
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Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia | Article: Hatate Himekaidou 2 (about Seija Kijin) Advertisement: Marisa Kirisame 2 |
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| お求めはお近くの寝具店まで | Available at your local bedroom retailer. | |
| ※実際の商品とは異なる場合があります | *Actual product may vary from image | |
Marisa Kirisame 2
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Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia | Meeting: Three Tengu Advertisement: Keine Kamishirasawa and Hieda no Akyuu |
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| 安心と信頼 | (Safe and trustworthy!) | |
| ※魔法の森へのご来訪には くれぐれもご注意ください |
*Please exercise the utmost caution when visiting the Forest of Magic. | |
Keine Kamishirasawa and Hieda no Akyuu
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Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia | Article: Doremy Sweet Advertisement: Nitori Kawashiro |
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| 強力な講師陣 合格マチガイナシ |
(Powerful educational team!) (A passing grade, guaranteed!) | |
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| 獣妖一体となった 妙技をご堪能あれ！ |
Enjoy spectacular feats performed by beast and youkai in perfect union! | |
| もともとは海にしか生息していないという 珍獣を見るまたと無い好機！ 風光明媚な玄武の沢を堪能する ツアーパックもご用意いたしております。 |
A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see a rare beast, said to live only in the open ocean! Also includes a tour package for you to enjoy the scenic beauty of the Genbu Ravine. | |
| スケジュール
毎週月曜・水曜・金曜の３交代制 |
SCHEDULE:
Every week M/W/F, three shifts per day | |
| 安心と安全を、最先端技術でお約束。 河童観光公司 |
Safety and security guaranteed with cutting-edge technology. KAPPA ENTREPRISE DE TOURISME[1] | |
Sakuya Izayoi
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・衣食住完備！ 制服支給致します ・カリスマ溢れる雇用主と優しい上司 ・たくさんの仲間ができる！ ・給与は雇用主と相談。経験者優遇。 |
-Guaranteed food, clothing and shelter! Uniforms provided. -A charismatic employer and kind superior -Make tons of partners! -Wages negotiable with employer. Experience preferred. | |
| 笑顔のあふれる 楽しい毎日がここに "アットホーム"な職場です |
An enjoyable everyday environment filled with wide smiles! (A cozy, "at-home" workplace.)[2] | |
Rin Kaenbyou
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Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia | Essay: Aya Shameimaru 1 Advertisement: Bunbunharu Weekly |
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| 秘境だらけの幻想郷から すぐ行ける新たな異境として人気の旧地獄。 この世の者とも思えない景色や、 ひと味もふた味も違うスリルが皆様を お待ちしております。 |
The Former Hell is immensely popular as an exotic destination, accessible directly from Gensokyo and its many uncharted regions. Truly out-of-this-world scenery and completely different thrills await your patronage. | |
| ※ 古明地観光では恵まれない 動物たちのために住処と食料を 提供する目的にのみ、皆様の旅費を 使用させて頂いております。 ご理解ご協力のほど 何卒よろしくお願い致します。 また、極度に健康が優れない方、 精神力が弱すぎる方、 欲望の強すぎる方の参加を お断りさせていただく場合がございます。 ご了承ください。 |
*Travel expenses paid by customers of Komeiji Sightseeing are solely used to provide shelter and food to underprivileged animals. We would deeply appreciate your understanding and cooperation. Also, please note that we we reserve the right to refuse patronage to those who are in exceptionally poor health, are of feeble mental fortitude, or are particularly greedy. | |
Bunbunharu Weekly
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Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia | Advertisement: Bunbunmaru Newspaper | > |
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| 文々春新報に広告を 掲載しませんか？ |
Care to publish your advertisement in the Bunbunharu Weekly? | |
| 文々春新報は、これから多くの方に読まれる予定の週刊誌です。 人間の里や妖怪の山はもちろん、魔法の森や迷いの竹林など、 幅広くお届けしているので大きな宣伝効果が期待できます。 掲載料については、射命丸文へご相談ください。 必ずやご納得いただける料金をご呈示させて頂きます。 |
The "Bunbunharu Weekly" tabloid is expected to have many readers in the future. We look forward to a wide-reaching marketing effect, not just in the Human Village and Youkai Mountain, but even in the Forest of Magic and Bamboo Forest of the Lost. Please contact Aya Shameimaru with regards to all submissions. We absolutely guarantee a submission fee that you can agree with. | |
| 次のいずれかに該当する広告は掲載できません。ご了承ください。
・本誌の公共性およびその品位を損なう恐れのあるもの |
(Please note: we cannot publish advertisements that fall under the following categories.
-That which may harm the publicity and/or respectability of this magazine | |
Bunbunmaru Newspaper
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| 幻想郷一面白い！ 敏腕記者・射命丸文の記事が読めるのは本紙だけ！ |
Most interesting in all of Gensokyo! The only place to get articles by master reporter Aya Shameimaru! | |
Notes
- ↑ The word in the original text "公司" is "company/firm/enterprise" in Chinese. Here it is temporarily translated in French, with the group "Cirque du Soleil" in mind; the name is French while its headquarter is placed at Quebec, Canada.
- ↑ This and various other phrases in the advertisement (such as "wages negotiable, experience preferred") are notorious as warning signs of exploitative businesses.
"reliable employer" - autocratic president
"kind superior" - boss imposing too many penalties
"tons of partners" - bad air without tenderness among co-workers
"wages negotiable with employers" - they take every chance to look for little mistakes of employees and to make their wage down
"filled with smiles" - they force employees to be always positive and obedient
"at-home" - they don't promote cooperative environment, a boss always shouts to scold people. - ↑ Spoof on the Beppu Jigoku-meguri hot spring sightseeing tour.
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