Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia/Colophon

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読者からのたより Letters to the editor
ゴミはゴミの日に Garbage is for Garbage Day
毎度毎度新聞を押しつけられて迷惑してるんだけど、苦情の宛先ってここでいいのかしら。暇じゃ無い筈の妖精たちが玩具にした挙句、細かく散らかしてくれるから、大変なのよね。どうせ届けるなら、ゴミの日にゴミ置き場に届けていただけるかしら? Not a single day goes by without this annoying newspaper forced on us, so is this the correct address for writing a complaint? It is very troublesome when the fairies who should be working treat it like a toy and end up making a huge mess with it. If you absolutely must do a delivery, then please deliver it straight to the garbage bin. Thank you.
(紅魔館・メイド) (Scarlet Devil Mansion Maid)
弾幕と占いと私 Me as Danmaku Fortune Teller
弾幕研究と言えば私、私と言えば弾幕研究、と自他ともに認めているのだが、今回は弾幕の新たな活用方法として占いと組み合わせてみた。弾幕には幾多のパターンが存在し、またそれらにどう対処するかも数多の方法がある。これはまるで人生そのものではないか。そう考えた私が弾幕を占いに活用したのはまさに必然と言えるだろう。もっと詳しく占って欲しいやつは、魔法の森を訪ねるといい。 I am the Danmaku Researcher, as acknowledged by both myself and others. This time, I tried coming up with a new application for danmaku by combining it with fortune telling. Danmaku come in numerous patterns with many different ways to deal with each. Isn't that just like life itself? As someone who thinks that, I'd say it was inevitable that I applied danmaku for fortune telling. If you want a more detailed fortune telling, come visit the Forest of Magic.
(霧雨魔法店・店主) (Kirisame Magic Shop Owner)
週刊誌に期待大! Big Hopes for the Serialization!
「文々。新聞」いつも楽しみに読ませていただいています。新聞はいつも公正で偏りがなく、毎号届くのが本当に待ち遠しいです。今度は「週刊誌」という新しいものに挑戦すると聞き及びましたが、そちらもそのような素晴らしい内容になることを期待しています。 I always look forward to reading the "Bunbunmaru Newspaper". It is always fair and unbiased, and waiting for the next issue to arrive always feels too long. I have heard you are going to have a try at a "Weekly Magazine" next. I anticipate the contents of that would be just as wonderful.
(匿名希望) (Wishes to stay anonymous)
文々春新報 第一号 Bunbunharu Weekly Issue No.1
編集・発行人 射命丸文 Editor/Publisher: Aya Shameimaru
取材 執筆 編集 雑務 射命丸 文 Reporter / Author / Editor / Miscellaneous: Aya Shameimaru
印刷 山伏天狗印刷所 Printed by: Yamabushi Tengu Print Shop
不許無断複製 All rights reserved
情報提供は妖怪の山迄 Provision of information within Youkai Mountain