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Stage 1[edit]

「霧雨魔理沙はどっちだ?」

"Which One is Marisa Kirisame?"

BGM:憑依投合

BGM:Being Things Eye to Eye

Joon

完全憑依が
夢の世界に干渉するなんて
姉さん知ってたの?

I can't believe perfect possession was
screwing up the Dream World.
Did you know that, Shion?

Shion

まあ、気付いていたわよ

私が取り憑くときは
普段から夢の世界を介してたもん

完全憑依も同じ方法
みたいだからねぇ

Well, I kinda realized.

When I'm possessing someone I usually
pass through the Dream World.

So it sounds like perfect possession
works the same way.

Joon

それ、早く言ってよー

そのせいで面倒なことに
なっちゃったじゃない

C'mon, you gotta tell me this stuff!

Thanks to that, now we have to go
through this whole pain in the rear.

霧雨魔理沙
高火力で星好きな魔法使い

Marisa Kirisame
A High Firepower and Star-Loving Magician

Marisa

見つけたぜ!

お前達!
よくもやってくれたな!

Found ya!

You two!
You'll pay for what you've done!

Joon

魔法使いの人間……
あんたは () () () だ?

The human magician...
So which one are you?

Shion

うーん
まだ () () () か判らないわね

Hmm.
I still can't tell which one she is.

Marisa

どっち、って何だよ

Which one? What's that supposed to mean?

Joon

あんたは (うつつ) の住人か
夢の世界の住人かって事よ

私達はね、暴走した
夢の世界の住人を捕まえろ
って言われてるの

見た目は全く同じだけど
夢の住人は本音丸出しで
情緒が不安定だって……

We're wondering if you're the
real one or the Dream World one.

You see, we were told to go capture
all the Dream World residents going
wild all over the place.

They're supposed to look exactly the same, but they
told us that the dream versions always say exactly
what they're thinking. Supposedly their emotions aren't the stablest, either.

Marisa

ほほう、夢の住人を捕まえろ、か

霊夢か紫の差し金だな?
彼奴はいつも私より
主人公っぽくて目障りなんだよ

折角、現の世界で暴れられる
というのに、お前達なんかに
捕まってたまるか!

思う存分
暴走魔法を試してやるぜー!

Oho. So you're hunting the dream selves, huh?

Did Reimu or Yukari put you up to this?
I hate how they're always stealing the
main character-ish role from me.

And now that I finally got the chance to
run free in the real world,
you two clowns are tryin' to catch me?!

I'm gonna test out my berserk magic
as much as I want!

Joon

見つけたぞ! 殺せー!
こいつは夢の世界の魔理沙だー!

Found one! Kill!
This is the Dream World Marisa!

BGM:マッシュルームワルツ

BGM: Mushroom Waltz

If player loses

Marisa

貧弱な奴め
現実の私はこんな奴らに
勝てなかったのか

Wait, my real self couldn't
beat these weaklings?

Marisa Kirisame and Doremy Sweet DEFEATED

Joon

まずは一人ゲット!
こいつを紫に引き渡せば
良いんだよね

That's one down!
Let's just hand her
over to Yukari.

Marisa

くそー、もっと暴れたかったぜー

Crap! I wanted to run wild more!

Shion

この調子で、暴走した夢の住人を
探して行こうねー

Okay, let's keep this up and find
the rampaging dream selves.

Stage 2[edit]

「取らぬ狸の皮算用」

"Counting Tanuki Before They've Been Caught"

BGM:壮言大語

BGM:Grandiloquence

二ッ岩マミゾウ
変幻自在で喰えない化け狸

Mamizou Futatsuiwa
A Surreal and Cunning Bake-Danuki

Mamizou

ほほう、儂が夢の住人じゃと

Oho? So you're saying I'm the dream version?

Joon

噂になってたよ
狸の大将がおかしくなったって

Rumor has it that the chief of
the tanuki has been acting funny.

Mamizou

よく判ったのう
いかにも儂は夢の住人じゃ

じゃが、おかしいことなんか
あるもんか

現の儂が、方々に気を使いすぎて
いるだけじゃ
おかしいのは現の儂じゃて

大体な、こんな狭い世界の奴らに
遠慮なんてする必要はないじゃろ

儂に従う奴だけ残して
理想の幻想郷にしてやろう
って言ってるだけじゃ

So you figured it out.
Indeed, I'm the dream me.

But acting funny?
That's ridiculous.

The real me is just too
cautious around everyone.
She's the one who's acting funny.

Why the heck should I need to hold back
in this tiny, cramped world?

All I'm saying is that we can
get rid of everyone who won't
obey me and create my ideal Gensokyo!

Shion

いかにも
夢の住人らしい言いぶり
誠に有難うございますぅ

どうして夢の住人は
こうも根拠ない自信に
満ちあふれているんだろ

Indeed. That definitely
sounds like a dream version.
Thank you kindly, ma'am.

I wonder why all these dream selves
have all this baseless self-confidence.

Mamizou

ふぉっふぉっふぉ
根拠がないとな

根拠がないかどうか見せてやる

化け狸の頭領直々
化かし殺してやろう!

Ho ho ho!
Baseless, you say?

Why don't you see for yourselves if it's baseless?!

I'm the chief of the bakedanuki!
I'll transform you straight to dead!

BGM:深緑の狸森にて

BGM:In the Deep-Green Tanuki Forest

If player loses

Mamizou

幻想郷は儂の別荘にしてやろう
その次は、本当に欲しい
本土を手に入れるぞい

I think I'll make Gensokyo my
summer home. Then I'll go get
what I really want: the mainland![1]

Mamizou Futatsuiwa and Doremy Sweet DEFEATED

Joon

はっ、何が理想の幻想郷よ
その程度の腕なら
お山のボスが精々ね

Ha! An ideal Gensokyo?
With that level of skill, you'd be
lucky to be the boss of a mountain.

Mamizou

くっ
今日は寝不足だっただけじゃ

Ugh...
I just didn't get enough sleep last night.

Shion

何はともあれ、夢の住人ゲット!
順調順調!

But anyway, got another dream self!
We're on a roll!

Joon

姉さんと一緒なのに
何故か順調ね
夢みたいー

I can't believe things are
going so great when you're
with me, Sis. It's like a dream.

Shion

そんな嫌みを言う妹なんて
欲しくなかったわ

I never wanted such
a terrible sister, you know.

Stage 3[edit]

「和とは一体何なのか」

"What is Peace?"

BGM:合縁奇縁

BGM:An Odd Couple

豊聡耳神子
全能で人の為に動く道士

Toyosatomimi no Miko
An Almighty and Serving Hermit

Miko

ほう、お前達
自ら死にに来たのだな
安楽死など決してさせぬぞ

Oh? So you two have come
to greet your own deaths?
Obviously, I won't let it be painless.

Joon

いきなり乱暴だなぁ

That turned violent quick.

Shion

でもこれだけじゃ
夢の住人か判らないわねぇ

いつもこういう奴かもしれない

But with just that, I still can't tell if
it's the dream version or not.

Maybe she's always like this?

Miko

貧すれば鈍する
お前達の存在は
この世の害悪である

いまここで消滅させてやろう

I see poverty dulls the wits.
Your existence is a blight
upon the world.

Allow me to extinguish you, here and now.

Joon

排他的な奴だなー
和を以て貴しとなすんじゃ
なかったのかよ

What an exclusory bastard.
Whatever happened to
"hold harmony sacred"?![2]

Shion

夢の住人だろうが違おうが
こんなやつ構わないよ

やっつけちゃえ!

I think this is the dream version,
but at this point, I don't even care!

She's going down!

Miko

お前達みたいな
心の底から貧しい奴らを
認める和など持ち合わせていない

即刻この世界から消え失せよ!

People like you, who are poor
from the depths of your hearts,
wouldn't know harmony if you saw it!

Disappear from this world!

BGM:光輝く天球儀

BGM:Shining Armillary Sphere

If player loses

Miko

現実の私は甘いな
もっと力を見せつければ
良いのに

The real me is soft.
She should flaunt
her power more.

Toyosatomimi no Miko and Doremy Sweet DEFEATED

Joon

やっぱり夢の住人だったねー
よーし、ゲットだー

So she was the dream one after all!
All right, that's another one!

Miko

悔しいな
現の私ならお前達を
活かそうとするだろう

ここでこの世の悪を滅せないのが
無念である
それが口惜しい

How frustrating.
No doubt the real me
intends to let you live.

My only regret is that
I was unable to rid
the world of this evil.

Shion

はいはい
あんたは本気で私達の事を
嫌っているんだね

もう慣れっこよ

Yeah yeah.
You really hate us,
don't you?

But eh, we're used to it.

Miko

嫌っているのではない
この世から消さなければいけない
使命に駆られているのだ

それが幻想郷の和である

I hold no hatred for you.
But some things simply cannot be allowed to exist.
That duty drives me.

That is Gensokyo's harmony.

Stage 4[edit]

「脳内爆弾」

"Brain Bomb"

BGM:異心同体

BGM:Two Minds of One Body

聖白蓮
超人的で悟りを開く大阿闍梨

Byakuren Hijiri
A Superhuman and Enlightened Great Acharya

Byakuren

女苑
庭の掃除は終わったのかしら

So have you finished cleaning
the garden, Joon?

Joon

べー!
いつまでも寺の掃除なんか
しみったれた事やってられっか!

Bleh!
You think I'd ever do anything as
uptight as cleaning the temple?!

Byakuren

逃げるのですか?
では、貴方を消滅させます

So you're escaping then?
Then I'll have to annihilate you.

Joon

はあ? 消滅?
出来るもんならやってみろよ

Ha? Annihilate?
I'd like to see you try!

Byakuren

気が付かなかったのですか?
貴方の脳内には () () () ()
埋め込まれているのです

You hadn't noticed?
There's an annihilation bomb
implanted in your skull.

Joon

ん? 消滅爆弾?
なんじゃそりゃ

Hm? Annihilation bomb?
What?

Byakuren

私の呪文で発動しますよ
貴方が反抗する場合は、唱えます

It's activated when I speak the incantation.
I insisted on it, just in case you resisted.

Joon

え、そんな冗談をー

Wha? Y-You're joking...

Shion

嘘かどうか判らないわ
どうする?

I can't tell if she's lying.
What do we do?

Joon

決まってるじゃない!

呪文を唱えさせないように
攻め続けるまでよ!

Isn't it obvious?!

We keep up the attack so
she can't chant the spell!

BGM:法力の下の平等

BGM:Equality Under the Law of Dharma

If player loses

Byakuren

なーんてね
消滅爆弾なんてあれば
楽なんだけどね

Just kidding!
Not that it wouldn't be simpler
if there really were a bomb.

Byakuren Hijiri and Doremy Sweet DEFEATED

Joon

なーんだ
こいつも夢の住人じゃん

消滅爆弾って嘘でしょ?
ビビって損したー

Whaaaat?
So this was just the dream version?

So that bomb was a lie, right?
You scared me for a second there.

Byakuren

バレちゃった
嫌な奴を簡単に消滅できる
呪文はないかなー、って思ったの

Oh, you realized. I just thought,
"wouldn't it be nice if there were
a spell to easily remove people I don't like..."

Joon

人には苦労を強いるくせに
随分横着な考えを持ってるのねぇ

You sure think lazy thoughts for someone
who makes other people do so much work.

Byakuren

楽をするのは悪ではないわ
修業しなくても悟れればそれに
越したことはないじゃない

ところで貴方、逃げないでね

弟子達に修業だというていで
掃除、炊事、洗濯をやらせて
るんだからね。私が楽するために

There's nothing wrong with wanting an easier life.
If I could attain enlightenment without training,
nothing would please me more.

Incidentally, don't leave please.

I make the disciples do all the cooking, cleaning,
and laundry by telling them it's for their training.
It's to make my life easier.

Joon

これがぐうたら坊主の本音かしら

……変ね
何か急に親近感が湧いてきた

もうちょっとお寺で
居候してみようかな

Is this really how that bum priest thinks?

...Weird.
Suddenly I feel a deep connection with her.

Maybe I'll stick around
at the temple a little longer.

Shion

じょ、女苑!?

J-Joon?!

Stage 5[edit]

「ずる賢い仙人の誑誘」

A Sly Hermit's Deception

BGM:意気揚々

BGM:In High Spirits

茨木華扇
神仙思想で動物好きな仙人

Kasen Ibaraki
A Taoist and Animal-Loving Hermit

Kasen

最凶最悪の二人か

素性が割れてからというもの
幻想郷一の嫌われ者と言っても
過言じゃない人気ね

The worst, most disastrous pair, is it?

Ever since your identities came to light,
it's no exaggeration to say you're Gensokyo's
most hated people. You're so popular.

Joon

はいはい、お陰様でね
私達はこんなんだから
嫌われるのには慣れているわよ

Yeah yeah, we're fine, thanks for asking.
It's always been tough for us,
so we're used to being hated.

Kasen

紫の命令でしょ?
ここにお前達が来たのは

This was Yukari's order, correct?
That's why you're here?

Joon

そう、幻想郷のあちこちに
夢の住人がいるって言われてね

そいつらを全部捕まえたら
完全憑依異変の件は
不問に付すって

Yeah, she told us that there were
dream people all over Gensokyo.

Said she'd let us off the hook
for the Perfect Possession Incident
if we caught them all.

Kasen

それ、紫に誑かされているよ

彼奴は大物そうに偉ぶってるけど
本当は酷く小心者で
内心はいつも穏やかではない

不穏分子を放って置くことも
出来ないし、自らが動くのも
怖くて出来ない、って奴なの

夢の住人と戦うのも嫌

お前達と戦うのも嫌

お互い潰し合ってくれないかなー
って考えて依頼したんじゃ
ないかな

You're being deceived.

She may put on airs of being a big-shot,
but deep inside she's nothing but a coward.
That calm face she puts on is just a mask.

She'd never leave a disruptive element alone,
but she's too scared to take action herself.
That's the sort of person she is.

She didn't want to fight the dream people.

She didn't want to fight you two either.

Didn't she only ask you
to do this hoping you'd both
destroy each other?

Joon

それは
確かにそういう節があるけど

That's...
That does make sense.

BGM Stops

Kasen

ねえ、そこで相談なんだけど

So, with that in mind, I'd like to discuss something.

BGM:知略縦横

BGM:Scheming Outside the Box

Kasen

夢の住人と手を組んで
幻想郷を支配しない?

Won't you ally with the dream dwellers
and rule Gensokyo together?

Joon

手を組むだって!?

Ally?!

Kasen

完全憑依異変があれば
貴方達はもっと強くなれる
異変を終わらせては勿体ないわ

異変を終わらせないように
私達、夢の住人は全力でサポート
してあげるから

As long as the Perfect Possession Incident continues,
you two can become more powerful.
Isn't it such a waste to let it end?

Join us, and the dream dwellers
will do everything in our power
to keep it going.

Shion

騙されないで
こいつは、自分が現の世界に
出たいからそう言っているだけよ

夢の住人の誑誘 (きょうゆう)
耳を貸さないで!

Don't be fooled!
She's just saying this because she wants
to come out into the real world!

Don't listen to this
dream dwellers's sweet words!

Joon

姉さんに言われなくても
判ってるよ!
でも……

I don't need you
to tell me that, Shion!
But...

Kasen

完全憑依さえあれば
間違いなく貴方達は最強ですよ
何を悩んでいるの

As long as the perfect possessions continue,
you two will undoubtedly be the strongest.
Why hesitate?

Joon

確かに
完全憑依は私達の為に
あるようなものだけど……

いや、過去の自分を捨てるんだ!

もう他人の財で
着飾る生活を捨てて
心の豊かな人生を送りたい!

True, perfect possession
was pretty much made
for us, but...

No! I'm not that person anymore!

I threw away the life that
dresses up in other people's money!
I want to live an emotionally fulfilling life!

Shion

ええー。女苑どうしたの?

私は他人の財でも
良いから着飾りたいわ……

What. What happened to you, Joon?

I mean, I still want to dress up nice,
even if I have to use other people's money...

Joon

姉さんは黙ってて

お金も宝石も
こんなもの何にも幸せには
結びつかなかったわ

真の幸せを掴む為に
過去の自分と決別する!

Shut up, Shion.

Things like money and gems
didn't bring me happiness.

I've said farewell to the past me,
in order to find true happiness!

BGM:千の試練を超えて

BGM:Overcome a Thousand Trials

Joon

夢の住人め!
私を誑かそうとしているのは
お前だー!

You're the one trying to trick me,
you dream bastard!

Kasen

チッ!

お寺で修業させてる
って聞いてたけど
これが目的だったのね

じゃあ、お前達は要らないわ
幻想郷から永久追放よ!

Tsk!

I'd heard they were making you
train at the temple,
but this was their goal?

Then I don't need you!
I'll banish you from Gensokyo forever!

If player loses

Kasen

夢の住人が
幻想郷を支配する日は近い

The day when dreams
rule Gensokyo approaches.

Kasen Ibaraki and Doremy Sweet DEFEATED

Joon

勝った!
夢の住人ゲットだぜー!

We won!
Got the dream person![3]

Shion

ねえ女苑
さっき言ってたのって本音?

Hey, Joon?
Did you really mean what you said just now?

Joon

さあね
お寺で修業してたからなのか

何となくお金や宝石のきらめきが
減ったように見えたの

Who knows?
Maybe it's 'cause of that training at the temple?

It just feels like money and gems
glitter less than they used to.

Kasen

お前達、夢の住人を
全て捕まえるつもりなの?

Do you two intend to capture
every last dream dweller?

Joon

そのつもりだわ
でもね、それももう終わりかな

紫に、貴方が最後の夢の住人かも
って聞いてるからね

やっとこの苦行から
抜けだせるわー

That's the plan. Well, it was the plan.
We're already done, I guess?

We heard from Yukari that
you might be the last one.

Finally free of
this penance!

Kasen

私で最後だって?

そんなことはない
夢の世界で最凶最悪の暴れん坊が
残っているよ

I'm the last one?

That's not true.
The worst, most disastrous hooligan
of the dream world remains.

Joon

最凶最悪だって?

私達を差し置いて
その称号を語るのは
気にくわないねぇ

Worst, most disastrous?

Hearing someone else
called that doesn't sit well
with me at all.

Kasen

その最凶最悪の夢の住人に
会いに行きたい?

Would you like meet this worst,
most disastrous dream dweller?

Joon

勿論よ!

あるというのならば
私が怖がるものを
見せて欲しいわ!

Of course!

If there's anything in this world
that could scare me,
I'd love to see it!

Kasen

いい度胸ね!

気に入った、現実の私が貴方達を
受け入れる理由が判ったわ

What nerve!

I like it! Now I understand why
the real me accepted you two.

Shion

夢の世界の最凶最悪は
何処にいる?

So where is this worst,
most disastrous person?

Kasen

最凶最悪は (そら) にいる!
捕まえたければ飛べ!
果てしない天の高みに!

In space!
If you want to catch her, then fly!
To the limitless heights of the sky!

Stage 6[edit]

「最凶最悪のスペースファイト」

"A Cursed and Evil Space Fight"

BGM:天衣無縫 ~Yellow Lily

BGM:Flawless as Clothing of the Celestials ~ Yellow Lily

Tenshi

あはははは!

私を追放するなんて
愚かな奴らだ

もう怖いもんなんてない!
こんな愚かで退屈な天界なんか
みんな壊れてしまえ!

誰だ?

Ahahaha!

I can't believe the fools
banished me! Me!

I fear nothing!
Let those fools in their
tedious Heaven break!

Who's there?

Joon

お前か
最凶最悪の夢の暴れん坊は

So it's you, huh?
The worst, most disastrous dream hooligan.

Tenshi

ん?
何だお前達

Hm?
Who are you two?

Joon

私は依神女苑
泣く子も黙る疫病神

I'm Joon Yorigami, the plague god
who'll swindle even crying children.

Shion

私は依神紫苑
泣く子も貧する貧乏神

完全憑依異変は
私達が起こしたものよ

貴方は夢の住人でしょ?

And I'm Shion Yorigami, the poverty god
who'll ruin even crying children.

We're the ones who caused
the Perfect Possession Incident.

You're from the Dream World, right?

Tenshi

完全憑依異変、だと?

なる程、お前達が
私を自由にしてくれたのか
感謝するぞ!

The Perfect Possession Incident?!

I see, then you're the
ones who set me free!
You have my thanks!

比那名居天子
緋想的で浮世離れした天人

Tenshi Hinanawi
A Scarlet and Unworldly Celestial

Tenshi

私は、比那名居天子
泣く子も昇天する天人だ!
ひれ伏せい!

I am Tenshi Hinanawi, the celestial
who'll ascend even crying children!
Bow before me!

Joon

こいつ、やばすぎる

天界を震わす
こんな出鱈目なパワー
今まで感じたことがないわ

Uh, this is bad. Really bad.

What's with this ridiculous power
that's shaking even the heavens?
I've never felt anything like it.

Shion

落ち着いて女苑
抑圧された夢のパワーが
暴走しているだけよ

長くは持たない筈よ

Calm down, Joon.
It's just the suppressed
dream power running wild.

She shouldn't be able to keep it up for long.

Tenshi

ふっ馬鹿め
私は全人類の気質を利用できる
そのパワーは無尽蔵だ!

Hmph! Fools!
I use the temperament of all mankind!
This power is inexhaustible!

Joon

無尽蔵だってよ!
どうするの?

Inexhaustible?!
Got any other bright ideas?

Shion

まさか私が再び
本気を出す時が来るとはね

私は貧乏神
全人類の不幸を一身に背負うわ
その負のオーラも無尽蔵だ!!

I can't believe I have
to get serious again.

I am the god of poverty.
I carry the misfortune of all mankind!
This negative aura is inexhaustible!

Tenshi

負のオーラ?
む、確かにこいつは酷い
酷すぎる……

Negative aura?
But you're right, this is cruel.
Too cruel...

Joon

ああ、なんて不憫な姉さん

でも頼りになるわー!
もう、最凶最悪は姉さん一人で
決まりだわー!

そこの暴走天人!
姉さんの不運に敵うと思うなよ!

Aw, my poor poor sister.

But one I can always count on!
This is over!
The worst, most disastrous sister can handle this on her own!

You! The rampaging celestial!
You think you can match Shion's misfortune?!

Tenshi

迂闊に近寄ると
不運の巻き添えを喰らうかも
知れないな

ふん、ならば近づかせないで
倒すまでだ!

If I approach carelessly,
I might get swallowed up
by all that misfortune...

Hmph!
Then I just have to beat you
without getting close!

BGM:アンノウンX ~Occultly Madness

BGM:Unknown X ~ Occultly Madness

Tenshi

天空に住む天人の戦い方を
見せてやろう!

お前達を倒したら

天界を滅ぼし

地上を滅ぼし

人類を滅ぼし

地をならし

美しい四季を作り

新しい生命を造り

悲しむ事のない心を創り

貧する事のない社会を作り

この世界全てを
創り直してやろう!

死に腐れ! 外道の神々よ!

Witness the fighting style
of someone who lives in the sky!
A celestial!

Once I beat you two,

I'll destroy Heaven,

destroy the Earth,

destroy humanity,

tame the land,

make four beautiful seasons,

create new life,

give them hearts
that never feel sad,

build a society
where no one's poor...

I'll remake this entire world!

Rot in death!
You heretic gods!

If player loses

Tenshi

あっはっは
新世界が誕生するぞー!

Ah ha ha!
This is the birth of a new world!

Before penultimate card, if on Overdrive difficulty

Joon

やったわ!

We did it!

Shion

これで夢の住人は
全てやっつけたね!

We finally captured all dream dwellers!

Joon

おかしな奴だったけど……
思ったほどではなかったねぇ

There's something weird about her...
And she wasn't as strong as I thought she was.

Tenshi

ふっふっふ

これで終わったと思うなよ!

天人ならではの戦い方を
見せてやろう!

地上の常識は捨てよ!
本当の空中戦を見せてやる!

地球の鎖から解き放たれ
道を外れたデブリとなれ!
二人の外道神よ!

Hmhmhm.

Don't think this is over!

What you will see,
is the tactic that only celestials would think of!

Drop your earthlings' common sense!
Witness the true meaning of dogfight!

The duo of vile goddesses!
Unchain yourself from the bind of earth,
and derail like space debris, just like how you strayed from morals!

Tenshi Hinanawi and Doremy Sweet DEFEATED

Joon and Shion Ending

Notes[edit]

  1. Basically there's no settings of tanuki invading Japan mainlands. Mamizou's phrase is probably based on those of Studio Jibri's "Heisei Tanuki Ponpoko" ― Japan is secretly under control of the two groups of youkai; tanuki and kitsune.
  2. Miko's inspiration, Prince Umayato or Prince Shoutoku is known with the first sentence of Seventeen Desciplines.
  3. A parody of Satoshi's catchy line of Pokémon — "Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em all!"