Antinomy of Common Flowers/Story/Joon's Script

Joon defeats Reimu

Shion	貴方の近くにいると 貧乏も悪く無いかなーって 思っちゃう	When I'm with you, I almost start to think maybe being poor isn't so bad.

Joon defeats Marisa

Joon	おや、金になりそうなブツも 持っているみたいね ちょーだい	Ooh, looks like you're carrying some valuable loot. Yoink!

Joon defeats Ichirin

Joon	僧侶は貧乏くさいから嫌い	I hate monks. They stink of poverty.

Joon defeats Byakuren

Shion	ほらこれ 坊さんスタイルでしょ？ お布施してよ	Hey, look. I'm already dressed like a monk. Can I have some alms now?

Joon defeats Futo

Shion	私が取り憑いたら お皿も買えなくなるわよ	If I possessed you, you wouldn't be able to afford any more plates.

Joon defeats Miko

Joon	ねーねー、何か頂戴 道場派手だし 儲かってるんでしょー？	Hey hey, can you spare something? Your dojo's so flashy, it must be profitable, right?

Joon defeats Nitori

Joon	チンケな商売する奴ね 何か私に通じる物を感じるわ	You run a small-time business, huh? I feel like I'm starting to get something.

Joon defeats Koishi

Shion	貧乏になっても 気にしなそうな奴ねぇ	You seem like someone who wouldn't mind being poor, huh?

Joon defeats Mamizou

Joon	こいつ、偽札使いだー！	You! You counterfeiter!

Joon defeats Kokoro

Joon	感情は金銭感覚に直結するわ 私と組まない？	Emotions and money sense go together like bears and honey. Wanna team up?

Joon defeats Kasen

Shion	こいつ、意外と お金を貯め込んでるよ 俗っぽいね	Never figured you'd have this much cash saved up. Not so detached, are ya?

Joon defeats Mokou

Joon	貧乏くさい奴は嫌だわ	Ew, she reeks of poverty.

Joon defeats Shinmyoumaru

Shion	打ち出の小槌!? それさえあれば大金持ちよ ゴールドラッシュよ！	The Miracle Mallet?! With this I'll be rich! Gold rush!

Joon defeats Sumireko

Joon	ええ？ 私の服もカバンも偽ブランド!? そんな馬鹿な	What?! My clothes and bag are knockoff brands?! No way!

Joon defeats Reisen

Joon	薬売りって儲かるよね 困った人からお金を 巻き上げる商売だもんね	Selling medicine must really rake in the money. Your whole business is squeezing cash from the desperate.

Joon defeats Doremy

Joon	夢の世界に手を出すなって？ そんなの初耳よ	We're involved with the Dream World? News to me!

Joon defeats Tenshi

Shion	こいつは……私の力が 通用してるのかしら？	Does... Does my power work on her?

Joon defeats Yukari

Joon	金持ちそうだー！ 根こそぎ奪えー！	You look rich! We're taking it all!

Joon defeats herself

Joon	私がもう一人!? そんな馬鹿な	Another me?! No way!
Shion	もしかして、夢の世界の私……？	Wait, could this be the dream me...?

Generic Victory

Joon	あら、お金をくれるのね ありがとー！	Oh, you brought me money? Thanks!
Joon	放って置いても 課金してくれるんだから ちょろいもんよ	Even if you leave it alone the bills add up. Easy as pie.
Shion	何か恵んでよー ひもじいよー	Give me anything, please! I'm hungry!
Shion	恵んでくれなきゃ キングボンビーになっちゃうぞ	You've gotta give me something... Or I'll turn into the Poverty King.