Antinomy of Common Flowers/Story/Joon's Script

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Joon defeats Reimu[edit]

Shion

貴方の近くにいると
貧乏も悪く無いかなーって
思っちゃう

When I'm with you,
I almost start to think maybe being poor isn't so bad.

Joon defeats Marisa[edit]

Joon

おや、金になりそうなブツも
持っているみたいね
ちょーだい

Ooh,
looks like you're carrying some valuable loot.
Yoink!

Joon defeats Ichirin[edit]

Joon

僧侶は貧乏くさいから嫌い

I hate monks.
They stink of poverty.

Joon defeats Byakuren[edit]

Shion

ほらこれ
坊さんスタイルでしょ?
お布施してよ

Hey, look.
I'm already dressed like a monk.
Can I have some alms now?

Joon defeats Futo[edit]

Shion

私が取り憑いたら
お皿も買えなくなるわよ

If I possessed you,
you wouldn't be able to afford any more plates.

Joon defeats Miko[edit]

Joon

ねーねー、何か頂戴
道場派手だし
儲かってるんでしょー?

Hey hey, can you spare something?
Your dojo's so flashy,
it must be profitable, right?

Joon defeats Nitori[edit]

Joon

チンケな商売する奴ね
何か私に通じる物を感じるわ

You run a small-time business, huh?
I feel like I'm starting to get something.

Joon defeats Koishi[edit]

Shion

貧乏になっても
気にしなそうな奴ねぇ

You seem like someone who wouldn't mind being poor, huh?

Joon defeats Mamizou[edit]

Joon

こいつ、偽札使いだー!

You! You counterfeiter!

Joon defeats Kokoro[edit]

Joon

感情は金銭感覚に直結するわ
私と組まない?

Emotions and money sense
go together like bears and honey.
Wanna team up?

Joon defeats Kasen[edit]

Shion

こいつ、意外と
お金を貯め込んでるよ
俗っぽいね

Never figured you'd have this much cash saved up.
Not so detached, are ya?

Joon defeats Mokou[edit]

Joon

貧乏くさい奴は嫌だわ

Ew, she reeks of poverty.

Joon defeats Shinmyoumaru[edit]

Shion

打ち出の小槌!?
それさえあれば大金持ちよ
ゴールドラッシュよ!

The Miracle Mallet?!
With this I'll be rich!
Gold rush!

Joon defeats Sumireko[edit]

Joon

ええ?
私の服もカバンも偽ブランド!?
そんな馬鹿な

What?!
My clothes and bag are knockoff brands?!
No way!

Joon defeats Reisen[edit]

Joon

薬売りって儲かるよね
困った人からお金を
巻き上げる商売だもんね

Selling medicine must really rake in the money.
Your whole business is
squeezing cash from the desperate.

Joon defeats Doremy[edit]

Joon

夢の世界に手を出すなって?
そんなの初耳よ

We're involved with the Dream World?
News to me!

Joon defeats Tenshi[edit]

Shion

こいつは……私の力が
通用してるのかしら?

Does...
Does my power work on her?

Joon defeats Yukari[edit]

Joon

金持ちそうだー!
根こそぎ奪えー!

You look rich!
We're taking it all!

Joon defeats herself[edit]

Joon

私がもう一人!?
そんな馬鹿な

Another me?!
No way!

Shion

もしかして、夢の世界の私……?

Wait, could this be the dream me...?

Generic Victory[edit]

Joon

あら、お金をくれるのね
ありがとー!

Oh, you brought me money?
Thanks!

Joon

放って置いても
課金してくれるんだから
ちょろいもんよ

Even if you leave it alone the bills add up.
Easy as pie.

Shion

何か恵んでよー
ひもじいよー

Give me anything, please!
I'm hungry!

Shion

恵んでくれなきゃ
キングボンビーになっちゃうぞ

You've gotta give me something...
Or I'll turn into the Poverty King.[1]


Notes[edit]

  1. Possibly a reference to the Five Billionares from Yakuza 0, who were named the "Kings" of the economic industries they have invested into (Pleasure King, Electronics King).