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Stone Monkey who Shakes Heaven's Canopy ~ Poormoon Princess

天蓋を揺るがす石猴
Poormoon Princess

Stone Monkey who Shakes Heaven's Canopy
Poormoon Princess

天界 -物見の湖-

Heaven -Observation Lake-

BGM:ラストリモート

BGM: Last Remote

Ringo ENTERS

Ringo

いらっしゃいませ~

鈴瑚屋天界支部へようこそ

Hello, and welcome~

Welcome to the Heavenly subdivision of Ringo's Dango Shop!

Sanae

むむっ!?貴方はいつぞやの

ここで会ったが百年目
退治して差し上げます!

Huh?! Aren't you that person from back then?

At last, the time has come for you
to be exterminated!

Ringo DEFEATED

Sanae

うーんまた天界に異変ですか
嫌になっちゃいますねぇ

Is there another incident in Heaven?
I don't like this feeling...

Kanako

(果実異変を思い出すわね
今回は別件のようだけど)

(This is making me recall the Fruit Incident.
But the situation seems to be different this time.)

Sanae

むう、それにしても…

なんて悪趣味な柱なのかしら!

神奈子様のオンバシラセンスを
少しは見習ってもらいたいですね!

Mmmmm, even so...

These pillars are all so odious!

I hope that whoever did this takes a few cues
from Lady Kanako's onbashira!

Kanako

(早苗、それは嫌味かい?)

(Sanae, is that sarcasm?)

Sanae

いいえ滅相もございません

No, ma'am, it isn't.

Geppai Son ENTERS

???

こんな所にまで下界の人間が来るだなんて…!

今時の娘はアグレッシブねぇ

I can't believe it! A human from that lower realm showed up here...!

Girls these days are so aggressive!

Sanae

えっとどちら様でしょう?

Um, who might you be?

Kanako

(見覚えのない妖怪だが…)

(I don't recognize that youkai...)

???

よ、妖怪!?んもー失礼しちゃうわ

Y-youkai?! Well, excuse me!

Sanae

じゃあ、何なんですか?

Well, what are you, then?

凶兆と災星のフォーチュナー
孫 月孛

Fortuner of Evil Omens and Disaster Stars
Geppai Son

Geppai

私の名は月孛星の化身「孫 月孛」
花果山のプリンセスをやってますの

I am "Geppai Son", an incarnation of the Yuebo Star
as well as the princess of Mount Huaguo!

Sanae

か、花果山ですって…!?

…あー、なるほどなるほど
金閣銀閣の次はそう来ましたか~

M-Mount Huaguo!?

...Oh, I see I see, you're next after Kinkaku and Ginkaku.

Kanako

(星の化身、という事は星神の類か。厄介ね…)

(The avatar of a star? Or is she some kind of star god? This is a tricky situation...)

Geppai

さぁ、今度は貴方が名乗る番よ

Now, it's your turn to introduce yourself.

Sanae

私は東風谷早苗

下界の守矢神社で巫女をやってます

で、月孛さん…でしたっけ?

わざわざ幻想郷の天界に一体何の用でしょうか?

I'm Sanae Kochiya.

A shrine maiden of the Moriya Shrine located in the earthly realm.

So, Miss...Geppai, was it?

What in the world do you plan on doing in Gensokyo's Heaven?

Geppai

私の目的はただ一つ

東方に湧き出た無限の果実
それを私の山に持ち帰る事ですわ

I have only one purpose in mind.

To bring the limitless fruits that sprung up
in the East back to my mountain.

Sanae

あ、あー…。そういう事ですか…
果実異変に引き寄せられた訳ね

Oh...So that's what this is about.
So you were drawn here by the Fruit Incident.

Geppai

虫みたいに言わないでちょうだい

Don't talk to me like I'm some sort of insect!

Sanae

天界を作り替えたのは貴女ですね?

You're the one who remade Heaven, aren't you?

Geppai

えぇ、退屈なインテリアでしたので
私の仙術を使ってちょちょいっとね

I thought the interior design looked boring,
so I remodeled the place with my Senjutsu techniques.

Kanako

(これは看過出来ないわね)

(This cannot be overlooked!)

Sanae

なるほど、よーく判りました

今から貴女を退治します!

理由はお判りですね?

I see, I understand now.

I'm gonna exterminate you now!

You know why, don't you?

Geppai

ちょっとちょっとちょっと!

今の会話の流れ方でどうしてそうなるのよ!

Waitwaitwait!

How could you just change your tone in the middle of the conversation?!

Sanae

話を聞いてみて判りました

貴女が危険な存在であると

You know what I mean!

I know that you're dangerous!

Kanako

(このままでは妖怪の山も
侵略されかねないからね)

(私も全力で援護するわ)

(If nothing is done, then Youkai Mountain
could be invaded.)

(I'll do my upmost to protect you!)

Sanae

そういう訳です。覚悟しなさい!

Therefore, prepare yourself!

BGM: ガンダーラのユートピア

BGM: Gandhara's Utopia

Geppai

ふっふっふっ。面白い人間だわ

ちょうど退屈していた所だったの

つまんなかったら叩き殺すわよ!

Hehehe, you're a funny human~

All you did was make me bored.

And anyone who bores me will be mincemeat!

Geppai Son DEFEATED

Geppai

ま、参りました~

I...I've been defeated~

Sanae

もう悪さしません?

No more mischief out of you, right?

Kanako

(ならば玉兎を開放してから湖を元の姿に戻す事だね)

(Then it's only a matter of releasing the moon rabbit and restoring the lake to its previous state.)

Geppai

う~ん、もう目的は達成してるし…
兎の方は別にどうでもいいんだけど

寧ろ貴方の方に興味がわいてきたわ

一体ナニモノなの?
巫女にしてはオーラが違うし…

Hmm hmm, I've already achieved my goal...
I don't really care about that rabbit anyway.

I'm more interested in you.

What the heck is that thing?
Her aura is much different from ordinary shrine maidens...

Sanae

巫女じゃなくて風祝なんですよ私

人呼んで、守矢の現人神です!

I'm no mere shrine maiden, I'm a wind goddess!

Aka, the Living God of Moriya!

Geppai

カゼハフリ?アラヒトガミ?何それ

Kazehafuri? Arahitogami? What are those...?

Kanako

(人間の状態で神に至った者
それを現人神と言うのよ)

(神としては半人前だけど)

(Those who achieve godhood while still human
are called "arahitogami".)

(As a god, she is only half-human)

Sanae

まぁそんな感じなんで、最近は守矢神社の巫女で通してますね

Well, nowadays, I'm the shrine maiden of the Moriya Shrine for that reason.

Geppai

ふぅん。人間でも神になれるのねぇ

まぁ猿の私が神になれるんだから
人間がなれない通りもないわよね

ところで月孛星って何ですか?

Huh. So even a human can become a god.

Well, if a monkey such as I can become a god, then
I see no reason as to why a human can't do the same.

Kanako

(凶兆を告げる星の事よ
でも厳密には…)

(Well, a star that heralds evil omens, strictly speaking...)

Sanae

凶兆ってネメシスの事ですか!?

Evil omens? As in Nemesis?!

Geppai

えっ何それ知らない

I have no clue what that's supposed to be.

Sanae

復讐の女神の名を冠した赤色矮星よ

かつては太陽の伴星候補と
言われていたそうですが…

It's a red dwarf star named after the goddess of vengeance.

It was once said to have been a contender for serving as Sun's companion star...

Geppai

そっかーやっぱ実在しなかったかー

あのーもしもしー?話聞いてるー?

月孛星は太陽じゃなくて
月のことなんですけどー…

I see, so did Nemesis ever exist?

Um...hello? Are you listening?

The Yuebo Star is not a star, actually.
It's a moon...

Sanae

えっ。あらやだ私ったら早とちり

Eh? Oh dear, I'm so quick to assume!

Zenzai Monjuin ENTERS

Zenzai

あぁ、やっぱり月孛だったか!

Ah, Geppai. Of course it'd be you!

Geppai

あー善罪じゃーん久しぶりー!

なーんだあんたもこっちに居たんだ

Hey, Zenzai! Long time no see!

I can't believe you're here as well!

Sanae

貴方達知り合いだったんですか!?

I didn't think you two knew each other!

Zenzai

おや、言ってませんでしたっけ?

Oh, had I forgotten to mention?

Geppai

善罪とは天界に居た頃からの友達よ

Zenzai and I have been friends since we were living in Heaven.

Zenzai

そんな事より、滞在時間は大丈夫?
態々東勝身洲から来たんでしょう?

That's not important now. How long do you plan on staying here?
You came here all the way from Purvavideha, haven't you?

Geppai

うげっ、ヤッバー。
そろそろ帰らないと門限が…

Aww, crud!
I gotta get home for my curfew!

Sanae

門限、あるんだ…

A curfew...

Geppai

じゃあそろそろ帰るとしますかー

ああ、柱の事なら心配いらないわ
術者の私が離れれば消える筈だから

じゃあまたね!東方の現人神よ!

Well then, I guess I'll be off!

Ah, don't worry about the pillars!
They'll disappear once I, the sorcerer, leave.

Alright, see you again! Living god of the East!

Geppai Son LEAVES

Sanae

…行っちゃった

行っちゃいましたねぇ

...She left.

She did leave, didn't she?

Zenzai

お茶でも飲んでいけばよかったのに

Why not sit down and have some tea?

Sanae

で、ええと善罪さんでしたっけ
一体何しに来たんですか?

So, uh, what are you doing here,
Miss Zenzai?

Zenzai

いえ、どうも嫌な予感がしたもので
確認の為に付いて来てみたのですよ

まぁ、案の定だった訳ですが…

Well, I was having a bad premonition, so I
came here to assess the situation.

And what I discovered was just what I expected...

Sanae

侵略してたので退治しときました

Well, I had exterminated an invader.

Zenzai

強いわねぇ。本気の彼女と戦って
五体満足で居られるだけはあるわ

How strong. You were able to stay in one piece
while she had been fighting so seriously.

Sanae

えっそんなにやばいんですかあの人

The heck? Is she really that bad?

Zenzai

彼女の得意な得物は、如意棒です
今も湖に突き刺さってるでしょう?

Her signature weapon is the magic staff she carries.
They're still stuck in the lake, aren't they?

Sanae

えっまさかこの柱ってもしかして…

Wait, so are these pillars...?

Kanako

(そうか、確か如意棒は水深を測る棒だったわね)

(I was sure that that magic staff is a stick that measures the depth of water.)

Zenzai

恐らくは仙術でのコピーでしょうが

It's likely a copy, made through Senjutsu.

Sanae

その気になれば質量の暴力と呪術で
成す術もなく蹂躙されてたでしょう

She could've trampled me with
tons of violence and magic spells.

Kanako

(まぁ私の目の黒い内はそんな事させないがね)

(Well, I'll make sure that that won't happen on my watch.)

Zenzai

最悪、私も仲裁に入る予定でしたが
彼女に気に入られた様で何よりです

I would've interceded if the worst had come to pass,
but I'm glad she took a liking to you.

Sanae

そ、そうですか…

Oh, alright then...

Zenzai

あぁ、それでは私もコレにて…

Ah well, guess I'll take my leave now...

Zenzai Monjuin LEAVES

Sanae

あー緊張したー…

Oh, I'm so nervous...

Kanako

(やっぱり強がってたか…)

(Understandable, she was pretty strong...)

Sanae

だって孫悟空の親戚ですよ?
超有名人じゃないですか!

I mean, she's a relative of Son Goku, right?! That guy's, like, super famous!

Kanako

(そっちの方かい…
心配して損したわ)

(Oh, that fellow...
You have my condolences.)

Sanae

あーなんかお腹空いてきました

団子買い食いしちゃおっかなー

I'm starting to feel hungry.

I think I'll buy some dango to eat.

Kanako

(体重計と友達になる気なら別に構わないわよ?)

(Well, if you want to make friends with the weight scale, that's fine with me.)

Sanae

うへぇー

*gulp*