Frantically Forbidden Fruit/Story/Yuuka's Paradise Scenario

Stage 1

Crimson Twilight ~ Evening Twilight

	紅蓮色の宵闇 Evening Twilight	Crimson Twilight Evening Twilight
	博麗神社　境内裏	Hakurei Shrine - Back Area
	BGM:ほおずきみたいに紅い魂	BGM: A Soul as Scarlet as a Ground Cherry
	Rumia ENTERS
	Rumia LEAVES
Yuuka	雑魚掃除はこんなもんかしら 本当はあの子達が早く解決してれば ここまで酷くならなかったんだけど こうなったら 仕方ないわよねぇ さーて、久しぶりに 大暴れさせてもらいますか	Is this what it's like to hunt down small fry? You know, this wouldn't even be so bad if those girls had just done something about this sooner. Oh well. Looks like I have no choice. I'll take the liberty of going on a rampage, after such a long time.
???	おっと 乱暴反対～	Hey! Say no to violence~
	Rumia ENTERS
Yuuka	あら、宵闇風情 風流ねぇ	Oh, what a dusky atmosphere. You sure have some refined tastes.
Rumia	げげっ 風見幽香だ	Ugh, Yuuka Kazami?
	宵闇の妖怪 ルーミア	Youkai of the Dusk Rumia
Rumia	てっきり 人間かと思ったのにー	I thought for sure you were just some human!
Yuuka	残念でした 私なのです	Well too bad. It's just me.
	BGM:妖魔夜行	BGM: Apparitions Stalk the Night
Yuuka	さ、渡すもの全部渡して 引っ込んでてもらいましょうか	Just let me pass and you will be spared.
Rumia	うわーん	Wow.
	Rumia DEFEATED
Rumia	ぎゃふん	Well then.
Yuuka	ま、開幕はこんなもんね どうやら私の腕も、まだ 鈍っていないようね 他の子達が取逃した果物は これで全部回収できたのかしら うーん。ちょっと面倒だけど 人里の方も見て回りましょうか	That's how we do it. Apparently my arm still seems to be dull. I wonder if i can collect the fruits that the other kids have missed. Well, it's a little troublesome. Let's go watch the people of the village.

Stage 2

Indigo Monsoon ~ Fleeting Swimmer

	浅縹色の梅雨 Fleeting Swimmer	Indigo Monsoon Fleeting Swimmer
	柳の運河　雨天	Willow Canal - Downpour
	BGM:運河を行き交う人妖	BGM: Humans and Youkai Traversing the Canal
	Nitori Kawashiro ENTERS
	Nitori Kawashiro LEAVES
Yuuka	ここも果物だらけなのね… 想定していたとはいえ こんな状況でも商売に利用する 人間達の根性には驚かされたけど さて、そこの河童 姿を現しなさい	Even this place is covered all over in fruit. It's just as I suspected, but... Even in a situation like this, business is booming. I'm surprised at these humans' spirit. Now you there! Show yourself!
???	ちぇっ ばれてたか	Tsk. I've been discovered.
	Nitori Kawashiro ENTERS
Yuuka	私にそんな玩具は 通用しないし必要もない	That toy doesn't work on me. Nor do I need it.
Nitori	なんで貴方がここにいるのさ 風見幽香	Why are you here, Yuuka?
	河の便利屋さん 河城 にとり	Handyman of the River Nitori Kawashiro
Nitori	異変の解決に動くのは 人間だけかと思っていたが	I thought humans were the only ones to go out and solve incidents.
Yuuka	コレが余ってたからね 道中盛大に利用させて頂いたわ	Well, someone left this lying around. I've gotten a lot of use out of it along the way.
Nitori	そ、それは例のシェイカー！？ まさか貴方が使いこなしてるなんて…	Wha-- is that the shaker!? I never thought you'd be the one using it...
Yuuka	植物の異変だもの 私も我慢ならないわ でも黒幕までは流石にわからない ねぇ、貴方何か知ってない？	I was getting sick of this plant incident, so I wasn't just going to stand by. But I still don't know who the mastermind is. Hey, you know something, don't you?
	BGM:芥川龍之介の河童　～ Candid Friend	BGM: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke's "Kappa" ~ Candid Friend
Nitori	うっ。 知らない知らない	Ah... Nope. Nothing at all.
Yuuka	そう。ならば 無理やり聞くまでよ	Alright. If that's how it's going to be, I'll have to make you talk!
Nitori	うわー	Aaah!
	Nitori Kawashiro DEFEATED
Nitori	あーれー	Ohhh man.
Yuuka	はいごちそうさま	Thanks. That was delectable!
Nitori	ぐぬぬ…解決側に居る筈なのに なんで私撃破されなきゃなんないんだ	Grr... Why am I getting crushed when I'm supposed to be resolving the incident?
Yuuka	さあねえ。 日頃の行いじゃない？	Who knows, maybe you've been neglecting to do good deeds?
Nitori	さて話の続きだけど 面倒だから結論だけ言う 妖怪の山の裏側には 絶対近づけるなと言われてる	Now about our discussion. I'll save us some time and just get right to the point. I was told not to let anyone get to the rear side of Youkai Mountain.
Yuuka	あら、随分乱暴な説明なのね	Eh? That's a pretty rough explanation.
Nitori	人間ならまだしも、貴方ならもう 見当ついてるんじゃないかい？	A human wouldn't understand, but don't you already have a rough idea?
Yuuka	山登りする前に、少しでも 不穏な芽は潰しておきたいのよ	Before I do even a little bit of mountain climbing, I'd like to nip any possible threats in the bud.

Stage 3

Fresh Green Gale ~ Closing Chaser

	萌葱色の疾風 Closing Chaser	Fresh Green Gale Closing Chaser
	妖怪の山　裏側	Youkai Mountain - Rear Face
	BGM:夜の鳩山を飛ぶ　-Power MIX	BGM: Fly Above Hatoyama at Night - Power MIX
	風雨のブン屋 射命丸　文	Reporter of Wind and Rain Aya Shameimaru
Aya	あやややや！？ 誰かと思えば…	Ayayayaya!? Look who we have here...
	Aya Shameimaru ENTERS
Aya	まさか貴方自ら山に来るなんて… こうしちゃいられません！	To think that you'd come to our mountain... I can't just idly stand by!
Aya	レッツ、スクープターイム！ 　さあ、逃がしませんよ！	Let's scoop time! I won't let you get away, now!
	Aya Shameimaru LEAVES
Yuuka	ふぅ。 やっと五合目付近かしら 天辺まで行くには まだまだ長いけど 甘露地獄と化した地上よりは 幾分かマシな空気ね… いいわよねぇ、山の連中は あんまり被害なさそうだし	Whew. I wonder if I'm finally halfway up the mountain. I still have a long way to go before I get to the top. The air is more bearable here than it is down on the ground that got reduced to a sweet hell. Isn't that just nice? These mountain folks aren't having any problems at all!
???	そうでもない	That's not true.
	Kasen Ibaraki ENTERS
Kasen	これでも、山の連中は大分参ってるよ 何せ相手が相手だからね	It may seem that way, but they're actually quite troubled by all this. We have such an enemy, you know.
	片腕有角の仙人 茨木　華扇	The One-Armed, Horned Hermit Kasen Ibaraki
Yuuka	天狗達も日和ったものね 束になれば勝てる見込みもあるのに	The tengu are just sitting on the sidelines, aren't they? I'm sure they have a chance of victory if they work together.
Kasen	「無駄な喧嘩は売りたくない」 それが山の総意よ、風見幽香	They prefer to avoid picking unnecessary fights.
Yuuka	だから、人間達をけしかけようとしてたのね？ ずーっと遠回りな方法と手段で	So is that why you tried instigating those humans?
Kasen	けしかけるとは人聞きの悪い言い草ね サポートと言ってほしい	"Instigate" is a harsh way of putting it. I prefer to think of it as "support."
Yuuka	十分とは言えないと思うけどねぇ それに… 二月も巫女達を動かす事が出来なかったのは 貴方達の力不足が故の結果。そうではなくて？	Besides that, Reimu and the others haven't begun to do anything about this for two months. All because you couldn't get them to. Isn't that right?
Kasen	へぇ、言ってくれるわね 頼んでも居ないのに…	Hmph. How nice of you to say. I never asked you...
	BGM:華狭間のバトルフィールド	BGM: Battlefield of the Flower Threshold
Yuuka	何度も言ってるけど もう我慢の限界なの これ以上回りくどい方法を 取り続けられるのはウンザリ 幻想郷のよすがの緑は この風見幽香が取り返してやるわ！	I, Yuuka Kazami, will return Gensokyo's nostalgic greenery back to normal!
	Kasen Ibaraki DEFEATED
Kasen	くっ、強いな この強さならあるいは…
Yuuka	さぁ、通してくれるわね？ 山の頂上へ…	Now will you let me through to the mountain's summit?
Kasen	ま、待ちなさい！ 何処へ行くべきか判っているの？	Wait a minute! Do you know where you're going?
Yuuka	さっき、この果実が教えてくれたわ フラワーマスターを舐めないでちょうだい 天候の異変ならば 目指すべきはただ一つ…	These fruits told me where to go a long time ago. Don't underestimate the flower master. There's only one place to go when there's a weather-related incident.
Kasen	そう、天界だけど… 敵は天人じゃないと思うわよ？	Yes, Heaven. But do you think the celestials are your enemies?
Yuuka	多分関係はあると思うから どっちみち倒す事に変わりはないわね	I think there's a connection. Either way, it doesn't change who I need to fight.
Kasen	…お手柔らかに	Well, just don't be too hard on them...