Impossible Spell Card/Story/Dialogue

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1st Day, Scene 1[edit]

Narration

この世をひっくり返そうと
打ち出の小槌の魔力が宿った道具を
集めていた天邪鬼 鬼人 (きじん) 正邪 (せいじゃ) だったが……

The amanojaku Seija Kijin was gathering
tools imbued with the power of the Miracle Mallet
so she could overturn the world...

Narration

その企みが外部に漏れ、
秩序を重んじる妖怪達に
命を狙われる様になっていた……

But her plan was leaked,
and order-respecting youkai began
to target her...

Seija

くそう、舐めやがって!
雑魚のくせに

Shoot! Don't underestimate me,
you weakling!

Seija

ま、こんな弾幕、ちょちょいと
躱してまた潜伏するか

Well, for such easy danmaku, I'll just
dodge it and go back into hiding.

Yatsuhashi

あはは
天邪鬼 (はんぎゃくしゃ) を捕まえたら褒美が出るってさ!

Ahaha!
They said that whoever catches the amanojaku rebel will get a reward!

Seija

……舐めるなよ
お前ら道具如きに捕まる筈が無いだろうが

...Don't underestimate me.
A mere tool like you has no chance of catching me.

Yatsuhashi

ふっふっふ、反逆者には
どんな手を使っても良いんだってさ

Huhuhu... They also said we're to use
any means necessary against the rebel.

Yatsuhashi

いっちょやってみるわー!
避けてみな、不可能弾幕 (インポッシブルスペルカード)

I'll give it a shot!
Try and dodge this, my impossible spell card!

Seija

なんだこりゃ!

What the hell!?

Seija

そっちが反則でくるなら
こっちにも策があるぞ

If you're gonna start cheating,
then I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, too!

Narration

これは大ピンチだ!

でも安心して。
今、君はこの弾幕を切り抜けられる
不思議道具を持っている。

You're in a big pinch!

But don't worry.
Right now, you are carrying a mysterious tool
that can get you through this danmaku.

Narration

現在装備中の不思議アイテムは
「ひらり布」だ!

アクションボタンを押すと
一定時間無敵になるぞ!

The current mysterious item you have equipped is
the "Nimble Fabric"!

When you press the Action Button,
you'll become invincible for a certain amount of time!

Narration

(注意!)
ただし、無敵時間は短いので
弾幕をギリギリまで引きつけてから使用しろ!

(Warning!)
However, the period of invincibility is short,
so use it when you're just barely about to touch the danmaku!

Narration

不思議アイテムのお陰で今回の難を
乗り越えることが出来た。

しかし、本当の困難はこれからだ。

Thanks to the mysterious item, you've managed to
overcome this obstacle.

But this is where the real tough part starts.

Narration

下剋上を企んだ彼女の噂は
幻想郷中に広まっていた。

彼女を捕えようとする
妖怪は後を絶たないだろう。

The rumors of the girl who planned a rebellion
have spread all throughout Gensokyo.

An endless amount of youkai will
come after her to take her prisoner.

Narration

これから数日間、刺客達はルール無用の不可能弾幕で攻めてくるぞ!

遠慮は要らない。
君も反則的なアイテムを駆使してしのぎ切れ!

For the next few days, the assassins will attack with impossible spell cards that ignore the rules!

There's no need to hold back.
Use your own cheat items to your heart's content and you'll pull through!

Narration

最後に……

メニュー画面で装備アイテムの変更が可能だ!
自分に合ったアイテムを選べ

One last thing...

You can change your equipped item on the menu screen!
Choose the item you like the best.

3rd Day, Scene 1[edit]

Kagerou

見つけたわよ!
お尋ね者の天邪鬼

I've found you!
The wanted amanojaku.

Seija

げ、こんなところまで
広まってるのか

Gah, have the rumors already
spread this far?

Kagerou

本腰入れて不可能弾幕でやっつけろって
お触れが出てるわ

There's been an official notice
to attack with all your might using impossible spell cards.

Seija

誰なんだ?
そんなお触れを出した奴……

Who is it?
The one who sent out that notice...

Seija

しょうがない、悔しいが
とっておきの不思議道具も使っちゃうか

It's frustrating, but I don't have a choice.
I guess I'll have to use these mysterious items that I set aside.

Narration

新たな不思議道具が使えるようになったぞ!
今、装備しているのは
「血に餓えた陰陽玉」だ。

ボタンを押すと「ボスの目の前にワープするッ!」

You're now able to use new mysterious items!
The one that is currently equipped is
the "Bloodthirsty Yin-Yang Orb."

When you press the button, you'll "warp directly in front of the boss!"

5th Day, Scene 1[edit]

Raiko

往生際が悪いね
大人しく捕まったら?

You don't know when to give up, do you?
Why don't you quietly give up and be caught?

Seija

あー?
なんだ、付喪神か

Ah?
What, so it's a tsukumogami.

Seija

大体、お前らがこうして自由を
得ているのも

In the first place, the fact that
you've managed to get freedom like this

Seija

元をただせば私が小槌の魔力を
解放したからだろう?

was because I unleashed
the power of the mallet, right?

Seija

恩に着るこそすれ
邪魔するなど以ての外じゃ無いか?

Though you should be indebted to me,
isn't it weird for you to get in my way?

Raiko

逆だねぇ

It's the opposite, really.

Raiko

小槌の魔力を知ってるからこそ
貴方を捕まえるのよ

It's because I know about the mallet's power
that I'm going to capture you.

Raiko

そんな乱暴な使われ方をされては
道具が泣いている

The tools are crying because
of the way you use it so recklessly.

Seija

……道具の分際で偉そうに

...You're acting self-important when you're just a tool.

Raiko

不可能弾幕でも変に道具を
使われるだけだから

Since you're just using tools
for these impossible spell cards,

Raiko

純粋に弾幕パワーで押し切ってやるよ!

I'll push you down with pure danmaku power!

Raiko

小細工無しで避けてみよ!

Try and dodge this without any trickery!

Seija

馬鹿馬鹿しいな

How stupid.

Seija

残りは使いにくいアイテムばかりだが……
確かこういう時に丁度良いアイテムがあったな

I only have these hard-to-use items left...
But there are items that are perfect for times like these.

Narration

新たな不思議道具が使えるようになったぞ!
今、装備しているのは
「身代わり地蔵」だ。

ボタンを押しても何も起こらないが
「自動的にミスを無かった事にする!」

You're now able to use new mysterious items!
The one that is currently equipped is
the "Substitute Jizo."

Nothing will happen if you press the button, but
it'll "automatically keep you from dying!"

6th Day, Scene 1[edit]

Seija

まだ終わらないのか

Is it still not over yet?

Mamizou

おい、そこの天邪鬼や

Oy, the amanojaku over there.

Mamizou

もう観念した方がええぞ

It's better if you gave up now.

Seija

誰だか知らんが
まっぴらごめんだね

I dunno who you are
but I sincerely refuse.

Mamizou

既に天狗達 (ブンヤ) も動き出している

The tengu (reporters) are already on the move.

Mamizou

新聞が出ればそろそろ
腰の重い連中も動き始めるぞい

Once it's in the papers, it won't be long
before those guys that are slow to start get moving.

Mamizou

……ま
儂には関係無い事じゃがのう

...Well,
though this doesn't really concern me,

Mamizou

ただアイテムの力を十分に
引き出せていないのが気になってな……

It doesn't seem like you're not
fully drawing out the power of those items...

Seija

どういう意味だ?

Whaddya mean by that?

Mamizou

もう片方の手が遊んでるじゃないか
両手に装備すれば……あるいは

You're leaving one hand idle, aren't you?
If you equipped them in both hands... then maybe.

Seija

両手に……
だと?

Both hands...
she says?

Narration

彼女は半信半疑のまま、
空いている手に「血に餓えた陰陽玉」を掴んだ。

するとどうだろう!
僅かではあるが魔力が流れ込んで来るでは無いか。

While still only half-convinced,
she put the "Bloodthirsty Yin-Yang Orb' in her open hand.

And then look!
Wasn't there a small amount of magical power flowing in?

Narration

今は装備アイテムとは別に
「血に餓えた陰陽玉」も装備している。

なんと今だけ
「当たり判定が格段と小さくなっている!」

Now, in addition to your equipped item,
you can also equip the "Bloodthirsty Yin-Yang Orb".

And with that,
your "hitbox becomes much smaller!"

8th Day, Scene 1[edit]

Shinmyoumaru

こら正邪や

Hey, Seija.

Shinmyoumaru

そろそろ返してくれないかい?
残りの小槌の魔力を

Isn't it about time for you to give them back?
The mallet's remaining power, that is.

Seija

え? 何を言っているんですか?
これからですよ、本当の下克上は

Eh? What are you talking about?
It's only just begun—the true social upheaval.

Shinmyoumaru

うーん
残念だけど……

Uhhh...
Unfortunately...

Shinmyoumaru

もう下克上は無理だよ
我々は闘いに敗れたんだ

Upheaval is impossible at this point.
We've already lost this fight.

Seija

そんな弱音を吐いて……

Even if you complain...

Seija

大丈夫ですよ
これだけの反則的な魔力があれば

There's nothing to worry about.
As long as we have at least this much cheating power,

Seija

いつだって幻想郷中の妖怪を
支配下に置けますよ

We can put the youkai throughout Gensokyo
under our control at any time.

Shinmyoumaru

いいんだいいんだ、もう

It's all right, it's all right, now.

Shinmyoumaru

一緒に降伏しよう
幻想郷の妖怪達は敵対したりしない

Let's just surrender.
I'm not going to antagonize the youkai of Gensokyo.

Seija

お言葉ですが……

I appreciate the offer, but...

Seija

やなこった!
誰が降伏なんかするもんか

Nope!
I ain't surrendering to nobody.

Shinmyoumaru

ま、あんたならそう言うと思ったけどね

Well, I figured you'd say that.

Shinmyoumaru

ならば、その魔力返して貰おうか!

In that case, I'll make you return that power to me!

Shinmyoumaru

ちなみに反対するならば~

By the way, in case you were going to resist~

Shinmyoumaru

本気で捕らえるように
() () () に伝えておいたよ

I told e-very-one
to seriously try and capture you.

Shinmyoumaru

命あっての物種
じゃないかねぇ

Like the saying,
"A live dog is better than a dead lion," right?

Seija

どんな奴に命を狙われようとも
こんな素晴らしい力返す理由が無いな

No matter who's after my life,
I have no reason to return this wonderful power.

Seija

我が名は正邪
生まれ持ってのアマノジャクだ!

For I am Seija
An amanojaku since birth!