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Lyrics: アリスの王子様

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Alice's Prince by Silver Forest
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東方月見が丘
  • アリスの王子様
  • Arisu no Ouji-sama
  • length: 06:40
  • cast: MAI, Kana, Kazue
Additional Info
  • The long awaited conclusion to Alice's Big Boobs Saga! Continued from the first and second parts.
English

Marisa made Alice’s chest get big with a strange mushroom. Now, to find a way to return Alice to her flatn- former condition, Marisa was flying all around Gensokyo.

Marisa: Oh, just found a suppository here! Well, I’ll get it for me then. Another suppository here? They are spread all over... I wonder if someone dropped them from a hole in a purse. Huh? There’s someone collapsed there!? A high school girl collapsed here? ...wait, that’s Udonge!?

Udonge: Ah... thanks goodness you showed up. Uhn...

Marisa: Yeah, though I don’t remember you calling. Are you alright?

Udonge: I started to feel bad and was too dizzy to stand.

Marisa: Playing hide-and-seek in this place must have quite a flavor.

Udonge: Stop saying nonsense and help me!

Marisa: Gee... guess I have to. Uwah! You’re burning with fever! And your eyes are all red... You must have a cold.

Udonge: My eyes are always red!

Marisa: Really? Okay then, I’ll give you some treatment!

Udonge: Iya! Wait, what are you doing!? LET☆ME☆GO!![1]

Marisa: Didn’t I say I would treat you?

Udonge: Ahh... ahh... ahn... Marisa... stop it! -shoots-

Marisa: Even if you try to danmaku me, there’s no way you can win with you body this weak. Now stay quiet!

Udonge: Ahh... ahhh, Marisa... it’s embarrassing...

Marisa: It’s always my turn! Here it goes...

Udonge: Ahn... uhn.. Something that big... it won’t fit.

Marisa: Even if you say so, it’s all slippery.

Udonge: Ahn... ahh... AHH... ATCHOO!! Hey, what the hell are you stuffing up my nose!?

Marisa: Oh, this? It’s just a mushroom against cold. See? Didn’t you get better?

Udonge: Now that you mention it... It was an awful way of administering, but thank you I guess.

Marisa: Now you should rest for awhile. But other than that, getting caught in this situation without wearing it... I can’t believe it.

Udonge: Hey, what are you talking about!?

Marisa: A mask, a flu mask! Geez... Speaking of which, I’m looking for a medicine to make boobs smaller. Do you know any?

Udonge: Let’s see, I think I know. As a form of thanks, I’ll introduce you to my Master. Unlike you, she’s a proper doctor.

Marisa: She was a doctor, then? Well, maybe I should bring Alice too.

And then, a few hours later...

Eirin: Hmm, hmm, I see. Marisa made you eat a strange mushroom, and your chest got big.

Alice: Yes, that’s it.

Marisa: In Suika’s case, her whole body got bigger.

Udonge: Isn’t it fine to leave like this?

Marisa: Well, if I were to choose, the bigger ones...

Alice: I didn’t ask for your preferences, Marisa!

Marisa: That’s not what I meant. It’s just that as the responsible one...

Eirin: However, I don’t have the means to fix it. But there’s one way to fix it, though.

Marisa: What way!? Tell us!

Eirin: That is the kiss from a prince.

All: A kiss from a prince!

Eirin: Exactly, if she gets a kiss from a prince, Alice’s chest will return to its former state.

Udonge/Tewi(?): What a romantic story!

Marisa: Anyway, we have to find a prince. We can only try to lay our hands on what’s available. I guess I’ll try going to Kourindou first.

Alice: No way I’ll accept something like "what’s available"!

Marisa: Just leave it up to me! -whoosh-

-caw... caw...-

Marisa: Even though I went off flying in such an impetus... I don’t know of any guy Alice likes! Does she even have male friends... or even acquaintances?

Suika: Ok, then what about I give you a hint!

Marisa: Uwah! You just scared the hell out of me! For how long have you been behind me?

Suika: S-e-c-r-e-t. The prince you want doesn’t really have to be a man, as long as it is someone Alice likes.

Marisa: Uhn...? That’s it! Oh, nothing, nothing! Thank you then, Suika! -whoosh-

Suika: What? Did she really get it? And after I got big I even broke the shrine... Alright, I’ll go watch it too!

Udonge: Ah, Marisa is coming back!

Eirin: Alice, lie down on that bed and close your eyes.

Alice: Y-yes.

Udonge: She was unexpectedly fast.

Eirin: Shall we get outside, then?

Marisa: Alice, I brought you a prince! Keep your eyes closed and stay still. Do not open your eyes, OK?

Alice: Alright.

Marisa: ♡ Ah! They are back to normal!

Udonge: Congratulations!

Eirin: Congratulations.

Suika: Congratulations!

Tewi: Congratulations!

Kaguya: Congratulations.

Marisa: Gee, I don’t even know what’s there to congratulate. But anyways, isn’t it nice, Alice?

Alice: Next time you do that I’m not forgiving you!

Marisa: Hehe, I guess it’s case solved then. Shall we go back now? For payment, I’ll give you this suppository for free.

Udonge: H-hey, what do you think you are doing!?

Eirin: Aren’t they some disconcertingly happy people?

Alice: Marisa?

Marisa: Uh? What?

Alice: Thanks for today?

Marisa: If you find a prince around here, then thank him.

Alice: No, it’s because you did all kinds of stuff for my sake. So thank you.

ZA ENDO

^ LET☆ME☆GO (HA☆NA☆SE) and "It's always my turn. (Zutto ore no turn!)" are references to a series of Yu-gi-oh! videos based on this