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Lyrics: アリスの王子様
Alice's Prince by Silver Forest |
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Marisa made Alice’s chest get big with a strange mushroom. Now, to find a way to return Alice to her flatn- former condition, Marisa was flying all around Gensokyo. |
Marisa: Oh, just found a suppository here! Well, I’ll get it for me then. Another suppository here? They are spread all over... I wonder if someone dropped them from a hole in a purse. Huh? There’s someone collapsed there!? A high school girl collapsed here? ...wait, that’s Udonge!? |
Udonge: Ah... thanks goodness you showed up. Uhn... |
Marisa: Yeah, though I don’t remember you calling. Are you alright? |
Udonge: I started to feel bad and was too dizzy to stand. |
Marisa: Playing hide-and-seek in this place must have quite a flavor. |
Udonge: Stop saying nonsense and help me! |
Marisa: Gee... guess I have to. Uwah! You’re burning with fever! And your eyes are all red... You must have a cold. |
Udonge: My eyes are always red! |
Marisa: Really? Okay then, I’ll give you some treatment! |
Udonge: Iya! Wait, what are you doing!? LET☆ME☆GO!![1] |
Marisa: Didn’t I say I would treat you? |
Udonge: Ahh... ahh... ahn... Marisa... stop it! -shoots- |
Marisa: Even if you try to danmaku me, there’s no way you can win with you body this weak. Now stay quiet! |
Udonge: Ahh... ahhh, Marisa... it’s embarrassing... |
Marisa: It’s always my turn! Here it goes... |
Udonge: Ahn... uhn.. Something that big... it won’t fit. |
Marisa: Even if you say so, it’s all slippery. |
Udonge: Ahn... ahh... AHH... ATCHOO!! Hey, what the hell are you stuffing up my nose!? |
Marisa: Oh, this? It’s just a mushroom against cold. See? Didn’t you get better? |
Udonge: Now that you mention it... It was an awful way of administering, but thank you I guess. |
Marisa: Now you should rest for awhile. But other than that, getting caught in this situation without wearing it... I can’t believe it. |
Udonge: Hey, what are you talking about!? |
Marisa: A mask, a flu mask! Geez... Speaking of which, I’m looking for a medicine to make boobs smaller. Do you know any? |
Udonge: Let’s see, I think I know. As a form of thanks, I’ll introduce you to my Master. Unlike you, she’s a proper doctor. |
Marisa: She was a doctor, then? Well, maybe I should bring Alice too. |
And then, a few hours later... |
Eirin: Hmm, hmm, I see. Marisa made you eat a strange mushroom, and your chest got big. |
Alice: Yes, that’s it. |
Marisa: In Suika’s case, her whole body got bigger. |
Udonge: Isn’t it fine to leave like this? |
Marisa: Well, if I were to choose, the bigger ones... |
Alice: I didn’t ask for your preferences, Marisa! |
Marisa: That’s not what I meant. It’s just that as the responsible one... |
Eirin: However, I don’t have the means to fix it. But there’s one way to fix it, though. |
Marisa: What way!? Tell us! |
Eirin: That is the kiss from a prince. |
All: A kiss from a prince! |
Eirin: Exactly, if she gets a kiss from a prince, Alice’s chest will return to its former state. |
Udonge/Tewi(?): What a romantic story! |
Marisa: Anyway, we have to find a prince. We can only try to lay our hands on what’s available. I guess I’ll try going to Kourindou first. |
Alice: No way I’ll accept something like "what’s available"! |
Marisa: Just leave it up to me! -whoosh- |
-caw... caw...- |
Marisa: Even though I went off flying in such an impetus... I don’t know of any guy Alice likes! Does she even have male friends... or even acquaintances? |
Suika: Ok, then what about I give you a hint! |
Marisa: Uwah! You just scared the hell out of me! For how long have you been behind me? |
Suika: S-e-c-r-e-t. The prince you want doesn’t really have to be a man, as long as it is someone Alice likes. |
Marisa: Uhn...? That’s it! Oh, nothing, nothing! Thank you then, Suika! -whoosh- |
Suika: What? Did she really get it? And after I got big I even broke the shrine... Alright, I’ll go watch it too! |
Udonge: Ah, Marisa is coming back! |
Eirin: Alice, lie down on that bed and close your eyes. |
Alice: Y-yes. |
Udonge: She was unexpectedly fast. |
Eirin: Shall we get outside, then? |
Marisa: Alice, I brought you a prince! Keep your eyes closed and stay still. Do not open your eyes, OK? |
Alice: Alright. |
Marisa: ♡ Ah! They are back to normal! |
Udonge: Congratulations! |
Eirin: Congratulations. |
Suika: Congratulations! |
Tewi: Congratulations! |
Kaguya: Congratulations. |
Marisa: Gee, I don’t even know what’s there to congratulate. But anyways, isn’t it nice, Alice? |
Alice: Next time you do that I’m not forgiving you! |
Marisa: Hehe, I guess it’s case solved then. Shall we go back now? For payment, I’ll give you this suppository for free. |
Udonge: H-hey, what do you think you are doing!? |
Eirin: Aren’t they some disconcertingly happy people? |
Alice: Marisa? |
Marisa: Uh? What? |
Alice: Thanks for today? |
Marisa: If you find a prince around here, then thank him. |
Alice: No, it’s because you did all kinds of stuff for my sake. So thank you. |
ZA ENDO |
^ LET☆ME☆GO (HA☆NA☆SE) and "It's always my turn. (Zutto ore no turn!)" are references to a series of Yu-gi-oh! videos based on this |