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Lyrics: クラピーの月面野球大会

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Clownpiece’s Lunar Baseball Tournament by SOUND HOLIC
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博麗 -HAKUREI-
Original Romanized Translation

やっほーあたいクラウンピース ご主人様のお使いで月まできたんだけどぉ 飽きちゃった だから今からさ野球しよ

yahho atai kuraunpiisu hekatia sama no otsukai de tsuki made kitan dakedo akichatta dakara ima kara sa yakyuu shiyo

Yoohoo! It’s me, Clownpiece! Even though I came to the moon for Hecatia’s errands I got bored So now, let’s play ball!

ドンマイ! どすこい! バッチコイ! アウト!セエフ!よよいのよい! かっとばせー クラピー いてまえ 地上人 hey

donmai dosukoi bachikoi auto seefu yo yoi no yoi kattobase kurapii itemae chijoujin hey

Don’t mind! DOSUKOI! [1] BACHIKOI! Out! Safe! Stomp your feet! Send it flying, Clownpiece! It’s now or never to beat the Earthlings, hey!

さあ開幕したわ 月面野球大会 この地獄のゲーム 優勝はあたいさ ああ涙の特訓は この日このときのために さあ地球に向けて 打ち上げろテキサスに

saa kaimaku shita wa getsumen yakyuu taikai kono jigoku no geemu yuushou wa atai sa aa namida no tokkun wa kono hi kono toki no tame ni saa chikyuu ni mukete uchiagero tekisasu ni

The curtain rises on the Lunar Baseball Tournament This is Hell’s game, the winner is sure to be me! Ah, all the tears shed in training were for this day! Now, reach for the Earth! Launch it all the way to Texas!

投げて打って走ってフォーマー あたいは地獄の大リーガー 月から地球へレーザービーム 弾丸ライナーストライプ

nagete utte hashitte hoomaa atai wa jigoku no dai riigaa tsuki kara chikyuu e reezaabiimu dangan rainaa sutoraipu

Throw it! hit it! Home run! I’m a Hell Big Leaguer Pierce the Earth with a laserbeam from Hell The field is striped with bullets

「いくぞ!月面アポロ打線」

ikuzo getsumen aporo dasen

Let’s go! It’s time for the Lunar Apollo Batting Lineup!

とてつもないパワーだぞ そう敬遠なんて無駄な抵抗 当てろ当てろ ジャストミート(カキーン)

totetsumonai pawaa dazo sou keien nante muda na teikou atero atero jasutomiito kakiin

What an incredible power! That’s right, intentionally walking is a futile resistence Hit it! Hit it! Just meet! (Whap!)

打球はアーチを描き お月様をグルグルグルとめくるめくよ やったやったホームラン

dakyuu wa aachi o egaki otsukisama o guruguruguru to mekuru meku yo yatta yatta hoomuran

The ball draws an arch in the sky Spinning around the moon, turning over again and again! We did it! We did it! Home run!

ちょっとクラピーちゃんお使いほったらかしてないで ゴラァ!地獄の三千本ノック!いくぞ~!

chotto kurapii chan otsukai hottarakashite nai de goraa jigoku no sanzenbon nokku ikuzo

Wait just a minute, Clownpiece. You aren’t neglecting your duties, are you? Hell’s three thousand hits! LET’S GO!

三人のヘカーティア 三方向トリプルで クラピーに向けて 打て打て打て 30本!300本!3000本! 「けったくそや!」

sannin no hekatia sanhoukou toripuru de kurapii ni mukete ute ute ute sanbyaku pon sanbyaku pon sanzenbon ketta kuso ya

Three Hecatias hit triples in three different directions All heading towards Clownpiece Strike! Strike! Strike! Three hundred! Three hundred! Three THOUSAND hits! I feel sick!

かすりの獄意がなければ即死だった

kasuri no gokui ga nakereba sokushi datta

Even though there was no “Hellish Secrets of Grazing”, it was an instant death

まだ諦めきれない月面野球大会 この地獄のゲーム一人では勝てない じゃあ仲間を集め戦力を補強しましょう でもそもそも何で野球でやるのさ

mada akiramekirenai getsumen yakyuu taikai kono jigoku no geemuu hitori de wa katenai jaa nakama o atsume senryoku o hokyuu shimashou demo somosomo nani de yakyuu de yaru no sa

We still haven’t given up this Lunar Baseball Tournament This is Hell’s game, I can’t win alone! So I bring all my friends together to reinforce our strength But what were we even playing baseball for in the first place?

センター フォワード ポイントガード あたいがキメるセラムダンク ディフェンス オフェンス ヘカーティア先生 野球がしたいです

sentaa fowaado pointogaado atai ga kimeru seramudanku difensu ofensu hekatia sensei yakyuu ga shitai desu

Center! Forward! Point Guard! I’ve already decided, slam dunk! Defense! Offense! Ms. Hecatia, I want to play baseball!

とてつもない豪速球 そうキャチャーなんて無駄な存在 あけろあけろ ピンポン(退場!)

totetsumonai gousokkyuu sou kyachaa nante muda na sonzai akero akero pinpon (taijou)

What an incredible grand slam! That’s right, the catcher is futile now! There it goes! Ping-pong! (You’re out!)

メジャー仕込み大暴行 一直線に 地球に向けて 飛んでいく ひとすじ流れ星

mejaa jikomi dai boukou ichokusen ni chikyuu ni mukete tondeyuku hitosuji nagareboshi

Our major assault is in preparation I’ll send it flying straight to Earth A flash of a shooting star!

まだまだ いけるぞ クラピー 地獄の星となれ hey

madamada ikeruzo kurapii jigoku no hoshi to nare hey

We’re still going, Clownpiece! We’ll become the stars of Hell! Hey!

Lyrics source: Translated by Shoop.

Translator's Notes

  1. As always, I tend to keep things like this (dokkoisho, rasshase, etc.) as they are. In this case, “dosukoi” and “bachikoi” are things you shout at a baseball game.

“カキーン” is the specific sound effect for hitting a ball with a bat

“クラピー” as a nickname for Clownpiece is fitting, since it sounds a whole lot like “Crappy”. I wonder if that’s intentional.