Lyrics: 物凄い狂っとるフランちゃんが物凄いうた

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Stupendously Insane Flan-chan is Stupendous Song by Halozy
  • 物凄い狂っとるフランちゃんが物凄いうた
  • Monosugoi Kuruttoru Flan-chan ga Monosugoi Uta
  • length: 04:35
  • arrangement: すみじゅん
  • lyrics: いずみん
  • vocals: ななひら (Nanahira)
  • original title: 魔法少女達の百年祭
  • source: 東方紅魔郷 ~ the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
    Extra Stage Theme
Original Romanized Translation

空に踊る緋色月 鮮やかに揺らめいた 瞳を刺す其の色が 私を狂わせ… デストロオオオオオオオオイ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

sora ni odoru hiiro zuki azayaka ni yurameita hitomi wo sasu sono iro ga watashi wo kuruwase… desutoroooooooooi!!!!!!!!!

The scarlet Moon, dancing in the sky That vivid and swaying color, pierces into my eyes making me insane... DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!

マスパした!!! 私のニューロサーキットがマスパースタークした ! ! そしていま全て理解した!理解していないことを理解した ! そんな私のツバサのコスモからラーメンライスがほとばしる ! あー!これはもう、ようするに、ようするに、なんていうか、 なんなんだあああああああ ! ! !

masupa shita!!! watashi no nyu—rosa—kitto ga masupa— suta—ku shita!! soshite ima subete rikai shita! rikai shite inai koto wo rikai shita! sonna watashi no tsubasa no kosumo kara ra—men raisu ga hotobashiru! a—! kore wa mou, you suru ni, you suru ni, nante iu ka, nannandaaaaaaaa!!!

It has Master Sparked!!! My neuro-circuit has been Master Sparked!! So I've understood now! I understood that I haven't understood! Ramen-rice is squirting out of my wings' Cosmo[1] of that kind of me! Ugghh! This is already, in other words, in other words, what I meant to say is: What is it!!!?

フゥーハハァ!!よくきたな魔理沙と霊夢このやろう ! ! なんかのキノコと 100円やるからカエレこのやろう ! ! あ、帰った!安い!!安いぞ主人公 ! ! ! よっしゃー!とりあえず暇だから適当に歌うぞおお ! !

fuu—hahaa!! yokukita na Marisa to Reimu kono yarou!! nanka no kinoko to hyaku en yaru kaere kono yarou!! a, kaetta! yasui!! yasuizo shujinkou!!! yossha—! toriaezu hima dakara tekitou ni utauzooo!!

He-hahaha!! Welcome Marisa and Reimu, you bastards!! I'll give you a mushroom of some kind and a hundred yen so get the hell outta here, you bastards!! Wa, they've gone! Cheap!! You're so cheap, heroines!!! Well then! Since it's boring for now, I'm going to sing something!!

しゃきしゃきどんどんぱふぱふべーん ! でんでけでんでんでん にちゃ ! ずんべろべんべんカチャカチャ ッターン ! すぺかすぺかどーん !

shakishaki dondon pafupafu be—n! dendeke dendenden nicha! zunbero benben kachakacha tta—n! supeka supeka do—n!

Chomp chomp bang bang hug-hug boom! Dendeke den den den, splat! Zunbero ding ding click click clatter![2] Spell card, spell card boom!

きゅんきゅんきゅんきゅんおっぺけぺー ! でろでろみょんみょんみょ すぱっ ! ちんちらんちら ちっちきちー ! すぺかすぺかどーん !

kyun kyun kyun kyun oppekepe—! derodero myon myon myo supa-! chinchiranchira chicchikichi—! supeka supeka do—n!

Kyun kyun kyun kyun okkepepe-! Ghostly ghostly Myon Myon myo, cut! Chintiranchira chicchikichi-! Spell card, spell card boom!

でむぱでむぱでむ ぱでむぱでむぱで むぱでむぱでむぱ あばばばば (^q^) ! ! !

demupa demupa demu pademu pademu pade mupade mupade mupa ababababa (^q^)!!!

Demupa demupa demu pademu pademu pade mupade mupade mupa Urghhhhhhh(^q^)!!!

クッ… ! こんな時にまで… ! 鎮まれッ… ! ぐおおおおお ! ! 私から離れろおおおお ! ! そもそもゲームをする時は、 部屋を明るくして離れるんだああ ! ! 私は…私は…もう誰もきじゅちゅけたくないんべべぽーーー ! !

ku-…! konna toki ni made…! shizumare-…! guooooo!! watashi kara hanarerooooo!! somosomo ge—mu wo suru toki wa, heya wo akarukushite hanarerundaaa!! watashi wa… watashi wa… mou dare mo kijuchuketa kunainbebepo———!!

Argh...! Even at this time...!? Calm down...! Grrrrr!! Stay away from meeee!![3] As a matter of fact, when you're playing video games light up the room and stay awaaay!![4] I..., I..., dont wunt two hurt enibodi enimoreeeee!!!

もうなにもかもがぐちゃどろー !

mou nani mo kamo ga guchadoro—!

Everything is all messed up now!

捧げろげろ血の雫 ! ちゅるちゅるで!うまうまな ! じゅるじゅるじゅる吸い尽くす ! お腹が空いたからーッ !

sasagerogero chi no shizuku! churuchuru de! umauma na! jurujurujuru suitsukusu! onaka ga suita kara—-!

Sacrifice-fice your drops of blood! Sip sip! The tasty tasty! Going to suck suck suck them all! Because I'm damn hungrrry!

捧げろげろその体 ! いろいろと ! おいしそう ! あんなコトやこんなコト ! ハァハァしやしゃんせー !

sasagerogero sono karada! iroiro to! oishisou! anna koto ya konna koto! haahaa shiyashanse—!

Sacrifice-fice your body! Everything looks! So delicious! "Those" kind of things and "these" kind of things! It makes me hnnnnnnnnn!

むっはーーーー ! ! ガイアが私にもっと輝きまくれと、囁きまくっている気がするじぇええ ! ! ! しかし、このままでは私のゲシュタレイションが崩壊ングしてしまう ! ! ゆんゆん電波降り注ぎングでサテラビュー来ちゃいまひゅううう ! !

muhha————!! gaia ga watashi ni motto kagayaki makure to, sasayaki makutteiru kigasuru jeee!!! shikashi, kono mama de wa watashi no geshutareishon ga houkai ngu shite shimau!! yun’yun denpa furisosogi ngu de saterabyu— kichai mahyuuuu!!

Yeeeeeehaaaaaaw! I'm having a feeling that Gaia is whispering me to shine, definitely whispering the hell to me!!![5] But, at this rate my gestaration is going to collapsiiiiiiiing!! Odd electromagnetic waves are pouring on to me, the Satellaview is coming to meeeeeeee!!

なぬっ ! レーヴァテインうめえええ ! ! おねええさまあああ ! ! ! そこのマヨネーズとってええええええええええ ! ! ! Oh ! No ! 塩じゃない ! 咲夜No ! ペッパーじゃない ! ふしゅうう…壁殴っちまったじぇえええい… ! !

nanu-! re—vatein umeeee!! oneeesamaaaa!!! soko no mayone—zu totteeeeeeeeeee!!! OH! NO! shio janai! Sakuya NO! peppa— janai! fushuuu… kabe nagucchimatta jeeeei…!!

What!? Lævateinn tastes goooood!! Big sisteeeeeeeeeer!!! Could you hand over that mayonnaise pleeeeeeeeease!!!? Oh! No! Not salt! Sakuya no! Not pepper! Hissssss... You made me punch the wall...!![6]

てらてらぽんぽんのっぺらりー ! てってけぺっぺっぺ ! ぐちゅ ! とんでろでんでろもっへもへー ! にへらにへら にょ !

teratera ponpon nopperari—! tetteke peppeppe! guchu! tonderu dendero mohhe mohe—! nihera nihera nyo!

Teratera ponpon nopperari-! Tetteke peppeppe! Splat! Tondero dendero mohhemohe-! Smirk smirk nyo!

てんぷらてんぷらからからりん ! さくさくふーふーふー ! はふっ ! わんわんにゃんにゃんにゃっふにゃふー ぬこだぬこだぬ !

tenpura tenpura karakararin! sakusaku fu—fu—fu—! hafu-! wanwan nyan nyan nyaffu nyafu— nukoda nukodanu!

Tempura tempura well well fried! Crispy crispy, blow blow! Yum! Bow bow meow meow nyaffu nyafu- Kitty kitty it is!

さくやさくやさく やくざやくざやく ざやくざやくざや あばばばば (^p^) ! ! !

sakuya sakuya saku yakuza yakuza yaku zayaku zayaku zaya ababababa (^p^)!!!

Sakuya Sakuya saku Yakuza yakuza yaku Zayaku zayaku zaya[7] Urghhhhhhh(^q^)!!!

朝も夜も無い螺旋の時間が、 永劫に近い刻、繰り返す。 「ねぇ、狂っていたのは誰?」 「世界?それとも私?」 悲痛な叫びが木霊する檻の中。 その終わり無い記憶———。 (にゃー × いっぱい)

asa mo yoru mo nai rasen no jikan ga, eigou ni chikai toki, kurikaesu. “nee, kurutteita no wa dare?” “sekai? soretomo watashi?” hitsuu na sakebi ga kodama suru ori no naka. sono owarinai kioku———. (nya— × ippai)

A time in spiral without any mornings or nights, repeats for near eternally. "Hey, who was mad?" "The world? Or me?" Inside the cage where grievous cry echos. In the endless memory.... (Meow times a lot)

手を伸べた黒ノ世界 (Noir) には 果ても無く 何も無い 忘れ掛けた其の歌を 儚く口ずさむ… (にゃー × たくさん)

te wo nobeta kuro no sekai ni wa hate mo naku nani mo nai wasurekaketa sono uta wo hakanaku kuchizusamu… (nya— × ippai)

In the black world which I've reached my hand there was no end, no anything. I faintly hum that song that I have almost forgotten.... (Meow times many)

という夢をみたのだーーー ! ! !

to iu yume wo mita no da———!!!

And that was the dream I haaaaaaaaad!!!

とんとろりん ! とんとろりん ! にゃんにゃろにゃんにゃろ ずんべろりん ! げんげろろん ! げんげろろん ! ぺんてるぺんてる ぺんてるりん ! ずんべろべん ! ずんべろべん ! しゃんしゃらしゃらしゃら とぅんとぅるり !

tontororin! tontororin! nyan nyaro nyan nyaro zunberorin! gengeroron! gengeroron! penteru penteru penterurin! zunberoben! zunberoben! shanshara sharashara tuntururi!

Tontororin! Tonrorin! Nyan nyaro nyan nyaro zunberorin! Gengeroron! Gengeroron! Penteru penteru penterurin! Zunberoben! zunberoben! Shan shara shara shara tuntururi!

ついできごころでね!わたしがやりました ! とうふにめりこんだ!バールのようなもの! サーセンwサーセンwサーセンwサーセンw サーセンwサーセンwサーセンwサーセンw サーセンwサーセンwサーセンwサーセンwwwwwwwwww

tsuideki gokoro de ne! watashi ga yarimashita! toufu ni merikonda! ba—ru no youna mono! sa—sen sa—sen sa—sen sa—sen sa—sen sa—sen sa—sen sa—sen sa—sen sa—sen sa—sen sa—sen

It was an act on impulse you see! I have done it! A crow-bar like thing![8] That has sunk into a toufu! 'orry XD 'orryXD 'orryXD 'orryXD 'orry XD 'orryXD 'orryXD 'orryXD 'orry XD 'orryXD 'orryXD 'orryXDXDXDXDXDXDXD[9]

もーなにもかもどうでもいいくらいユートピアァァァ ! ! ハイパー食欲が押し寄せまくって、 ハァハァしちゃいまひゅううう ! !

mo— nani mo kamo doudemo ii kurai yu—topiaaaa!! haipa— shokuyoku ga oshiyose makutte, haahaa shichai mahyuuuu!!

Ohh, it's such a utopiaaaaaa that I don't care about anything anymore!! My hyper hunger is rushing the hell to me, I'm goin' hnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!

さぁ逃げろげろ今すぐに ! おいかけて!たべちゃうぞ ! かにばるばるかーにばる ! もぐもぐしやしゃんすー !

saa nigerogero ima sugu ni! oikakete! tabechauzo! kanibarubaru ka—nibaru! mogumogu shiyashansu—!

Now run run, right this moment! I'm going to chase you! And eat you! Cannibal-bal-Cannibal! I'm going to munch munch you!

捧げろげろなにもかも ! あつあつで ! うまうまな ! ちゅるもぐちゅる食べ尽くし ! お腹がたぷたぷだーッ !

sasagerogero nani mo kamo! atsuatsu de! umauma na! churu moguchuru tabetsukushi! onaka ga taputapu da—-!

Sacrifice-fice every single thing! The hot and warm! The tasty tasty! I'll chew, munch and suck you away! My belly is fuuuuuull!

くっ…!こんな事なら今朝うどんとかうどんげなんて 食べなければよかった ! …ハッ… ! おねえさま…わたしゃご飯食べたかのうおう ! ! ええ ! ?あーうううう ! ! ! お腹空いたずらああああああああ ! ! !

ku-…! konna koto nara kesa udon toka udonge nante tabenakereba yokatta! …ha-…! oneesama… watasha gohan tabeta kanouou!! ee!? a—uuuu!!! onaka suitazuraaaaaaaaa!!!

Urgh...! If this is going to happen, I shouldn't have eaten udon or Udonge at morning! ...Wait...! Big sister... have I eaten my breakfast!!?[10] Whaaa!? Ahhh, arghhhh!!! I am 'ungrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!

References[edit]

  1. "Cosmo" is a common Internet word used to refer to "super space energy", originally form Saint Seiya.
  2. Kacha-kacha, ta-n! (カチャカチャ、ッターン) is an onomatopoeia from Jigoku no Misawa (地獄のミサワ). It's making a joke on how annoying people are when they make loud sound by pressing the Enter key on keyboards.
  3. A famous Jakigan (邪気眼, lit. "evil-eye") meme. It's joking how some junior high students pretend they are being cursed or suffering from side-effects of special powers, which is usually quite painful to watch and regret after they get old by themselves.
  4. "When you're watching TV, don't forget to light up the room and stay away from the TV" is a mandatory warning every animation shows must display in the beginning of their shows in Japan. It's due to the Pokémon Shock.
  5. A Men's Knuckle meme. Men's Knuckle is a young men's fashion magazine known to make bizarre advertisement phrases, such as "Gaia is whispering me to shine more." (ガイアが俺にもっと輝けと囁いている), "Didn't you know? Peacock is a symbol of fallen angels." (知ってたか?孔雀は堕天使の象徴なんだぜ), "There is one truth I can say. 'Men, dye in black'." (一つだけ言える真理がある。「男は黒に染まれ」), etc.
  6. "Punching the wall" is believed to be a typical way of how otaku express anger.
  7. Playing a shiritori (Sakuya -> yakuza -> zayaku [suppository]).
  8. A "crow-bar like thing" (バールのようなもの) is a common Japanese Net meme. It comes from news reporter describe every unknown hand-held weapon as a "crow-bar like thing". Due to this bizarreness many Japanese Net residents found it funny and made it a popular meme.
  9. Saasen (サーセン) is a Net slang word, a lazy version of sumimasen (すみません, "sorry"). It comes from how young Japanese part-time worker talk lazily.
  10. Obviously making a joke about dementia.