Lyrics: 痛み本舗

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Pain Shop by BUTAOTOME
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  • 痛み本舗
  • Itami honpo
  • length: 03:17
  • arrangement: コンプ
  • lyrics: コンプ
  • vocals: ランコ
Original Romanized Translation

町外れにお店を出した 「私の痛み、お売りします」 看板には赤いペンキで 「痛みの相談おまかせを」

machihazure ni omise wo dashita "watashi no itami, ourishimasu" kanban ni wa akai penki de "itami no soudan omakase wo"

At the town’s suburbs I opened a shop “Here, I will sell my own pain” On the sign, with red paint, I wrote “Leave it to the pain counselor!”

また一人お客が来たわ さぁ どれにいたしましょうか?

matahitori okaku ga kita wa saa dore ni itashimashou ka?

Again alone, a costumer came So, which one will be your choice?

2年前彼奴に受けた痛み 8年前のは少々お高いです 返品は購入から7日間 開封後はなるべく早めにどうぞ

ninen mae aitsu ni uketa itami  hachinen mae no wa shoushou otakai desu henpin wa kounyuu kara nana kakan kaifuu go wa narubeku hayameni douzo

Two years ago, they received a lot of pain Eight years ago, only in a small quantity You can return goods within seven days from the purchase Please open the package as soon as possible

しばらくしても手を広げた 「貴方の痛み、買取します」 看板には青いペンキで 「どんな痛みも即金で」

shibaraku shite mo te wo hirogeta "anata no itami, kaitori shimasu" kanban ni wa aoi penki de "donna itami mo sokkin de"

My business grew bigger in a short time “Here we purchase your pain” On the sign, with blue paint, I wrote “We buy outright any kind of pain!”

あっという間に行列出来た さぁ どんな痛みでしょうか?

attoiumani gyouretsu dekita saa donna itami deshou ka?

In the blink of an eye, there was a long queue So, which pain will it be?

その痛み、ありきたりで500ペイン この痛み、かなりの高額です 偽物は一切買い取りません 恥ずかしがらずに ドシドシお持ち下さい

sono itami, arikitari de gohyaku pein kono itami, kanari no kougaku desu nisemono wa issai kaitorimasen hazukashigarazu ni doshidoshi omochi kudasai

That pain is common, it will be 500 Itami This pain, it will be a fairly high price I will not buy imitations, without exception Don’t be shy, seize the day!

痛みとは常に変わる生き物 秤では絶対計れません 老若男女の痛み見てきた私 分からない痛みはありません 鑑定では少々痛みますが 全国で此処だけ『痛み本舗』です。

itami to wa tsuneni kawaru ikimono hakari de wa zettai hakaremasen rounyakunannyo no itami mitekita watashi wakaranai itami wa arimasen kantei de wa shoushou itami masu ga zenkoku de koko dake "itami honpo" desu.

Pain has always changed everyone And it can’t be measured with a scale I’ve seen pain of men and women of all the ages There’s no pain I can’t understand My judgment may hurt a little but In the whole country, this is the one and only “Pain shop”

Translated by Mirror of Paranoia