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Sanae's Youkai Extermination Lesson/Translation/Sanae's Scenario
Story | Momiji's Scenario | > |
Stage 1
Pre-stage dialogue | ||
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Sanae |
(ここは何だか、いかにもな場所ですねー・・・) |
(This looks like a pretty good place, somehow...) |
Sanae |
(今日も楽しく妖怪退治ができそう!) |
(Looks like I'll get to do some fun youkai extermination today, too!) |
Kogasa Tatara appears | ||
Sanae |
あれあれ? |
Oh, my? |
Kogasa |
ちょっ・・・!? |
Wh...!? |
Sanae |
あら? |
Huh? |
Kogasa |
前は油断したけど、今回はそうはいかないよ。 |
I got careless last time, but this time I won't. |
Sanae |
でも、何だか大量にナスの気配がするのですが・・・ |
I can sense a ton of eggplants around here somewhere, though... |
Kogasa |
そうなのよ・・・ |
That's right... |
Sanae |
そうなんですかー。 |
Oh, is that it~? |
Kogasa |
あんた・・・ 本気で言ってる? |
Are you... seriously saying that? |
Sanae |
えーっと、ナスがどうのとか…。 |
Umm, well, with the eggplants and all... |
Kogasa |
ちっがうわよ!! |
No, I'm NOT!! |
Sanae |
あら、そうでしたっけ? |
Oh, is that it? |
Kogasa |
あんたなんかナスまみれにしてやるんだから!! |
I've come back to bury you in eggplants!! |
Sanae |
でも私も新しいうぇぽんを試してみますね |
I've brought a new weapon too, though. |
Kogasa |
って、ちくわ!? |
Wh-- chikuwa!? |
Sanae |
ちくわしかもってねぇ! |
I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' BUT SOME CHIKUWA! [1] |
Kogasa |
だ・・・駄目だこの人、早くなんとかしないと…!! |
Th... this girl's too much! I have to do something quick...!! |
Kogasa Tatara defeated |
Stage 2
Pre-stage dialogue | ||
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Sanae |
(ナスの妖怪も倒したし、次はどんな妖怪が |
(Now that I've beaten that eggplant youkai, |
Sanae |
(川が見えますし、川に住んでる妖怪かしら) |
(I see the river ahead, so maybe a river youkai?) |
Nitori Kawashiro appears | ||
Sanae |
あら? |
Oh? |
Nitori |
うわっ、2P霊夢!! |
Uwah, it's 2P Reimu!! |
Sanae |
うふふ。 |
Ufufu. |
Nitori |
まぁでも、格好とかちょっと被ってるよね? |
Eh, well, your appearances do kind of overlap, you know? |
Sanae |
でもそれを着たら、お馬鹿な方から裸を見られてしまうわ |
But if I wore that, the morons would see me without any clothes! |
Nitori |
(むむむ・・・。 |
(Hmm-m-m... |
Sanae |
ところで |
By the way. |
Nitori |
はい? |
Yes? |
Sanae |
今、妖怪退治をしてるんですよ |
I'm doing some youkai extermination right now! |
Nitori |
へー |
Huh! |
Sanae |
丁度良いので退治されてもらえません? |
You're just what I was looking for, so could you let me exterminate you? |
Nitori |
へー・・・ |
Huh... |
Sanae |
大丈夫ですよホラ。 |
Look, look, it's okay. |
Nitori |
せめてきゅうりにしておくれよ |
At least gimme a cucumber! |
Sanae |
んー、ちくわしか持ってません |
Mm, I don't have anything but some chikuwa. |
Nitori |
じゃあこちらはさっき作った重火器で |
Okay, so then I'll use the firearms I made a while ago. |
Nitori Kawashiro defeated |
Stage 3
Pre-stage dialogue | ||
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Sanae |
(河童も退治できましたし、本格的に妖怪退治っぽく |
(Now that I've exterminated a kappa, too, this is starting |
Sanae |
(それにしても食べ物を粗末にして |
(More importantly, though, can I really |
Marisa Kirisame appears | ||
Sanae |
あらあら? |
Oh, my? |
Marisa |
呼ばれず飛び出る魔理沙だぜ!! |
You didn't call me but here's Marisaaaa!! |
Sanae |
次の妖怪は魔理沙さんですかぁ |
So you're the next youkai, Miss Marisa? |
Marisa |
何だお前。 |
What? |
Sanae |
でも、どうしてこんな妖怪だらけの所に? |
Then, why are you in a youkai-infested place like this? |
Marisa |
それは多分、お前と同じ理由だな |
Probably fer the same reason you are. |
Sanae |
ちくわで妖怪退治ですか? |
Youkai extermination with chikuwa? |
Marisa |
おしいな。 余計なものが付いてなければ正解だったんだけど・・・ |
Woah, close. |
Sanae |
あぁ!! |
Aaah!! |
Marisa |
意味が分からないぜ… |
I don't get what that means... |
Sanae |
あぁ!! |
Aaah!! |
Marisa |
やれやれ・・・。 |
Aw, geeze... |
Sanae |
え? |
Wha? |
Marisa |
いやいやいや・・・。 |
N-no, I mean, uh... |
Sanae |
ふっふっふ。 |
Hah hah hah. |
Marisa |
それはどうかな? |
We'll see about that. |
Marisa Kirisame defeated |
Stage 4
Pre-stage dialogue | ||
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Sanae |
(やっぱり食材で妖怪退治だったんじゃないですか。 |
(Youkai extermination is with food after all, isn't it? |
A shrub over there (その辺の草木) |
(えー) |
(Whaa--) |
Suika Ibuki appears | ||
Sanae |
なにやらお酒のいい匂いが |
I think I smell some nice sake. |
Suika |
お~、ルイージ! |
Ohh~, Luigi! |
Sanae |
いいえ、私は東風谷早苗です |
No, I'm Sanae Kochiya. |
Suika |
でも、緑じゃないか |
But you're green, aren'tcha? |
Sanae |
緑だからと言って、あの駄目ヒゲと同じにされると |
I may be green, but comparing me to that terrible moustache |
Suika |
でも色違いじゃないか |
But you're a palette swap, aren'tcha? |
Sanae |
いいえ、そんな事はありません。 |
No, there's nothing of the sort. |
Suika |
でも、腋を出してるじゃないか |
But you're showing your armpits, aren'tcha? |
Sanae |
腋ならあなたも出してますよ |
You're showing your armpits, too! |
Suika |
今は2P霊夢の話をしているのだ |
You're who I'm talkin' about right now, 2P Reimu. |
Sanae |
どうしよう、つかみ所がない |
What do I do? I can't get a grip on this conversation. |
Suika |
それをお前に言われると、本当にヘコむからやめてくれ |
If I hear that from you, I'll really get depressed, so quit it. |
Sanae |
さっきから聞いてれば、霊夢さんとの比較の事ばかり言って。 |
All I've been hearing for a while now is you comparing me to Miss Reimu. |
Suika |
やれやれ。 |
Aw, geeze. |
Sanae |
あなたに差し上げるお酒はありません! |
There's no sake that we'd give to you! |
Suika |
とりあえず、喧嘩を売られたと言うことでいいのかな? |
How about we have a fight, first of all? |
Suika Ibuki defeated |
Stage 5
Pre-stage dialogue | ||
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Sanae |
(鬼退治をしたけれど、だからと言って金銀バールの財宝は |
(I've exterminated the oni. That said, though, I might not |
Sanae |
(ご褒美も無いのに、このままでは帰れないわ) |
(There's no reward either, but I can't turn back like this.) |
Tenshi Hinanawi appears | ||
Sanae |
あ!あなたは!! |
Ah! It's you!! |
Tenshi |
あら?暇そうねあなた |
Huh? You seem pretty bored. |
Sanae |
てんこさんと一緒にしないでください |
Please don't lump me in with yourself, Miss Tenko. |
Tenshi |
てんこって言うな!! |
DON'T CALL ME TENKO!! |
Sanae |
でも、こんな所にあなたが居ると言う事は |
Why are you in a place like this, though? |
Tenshi |
いや、特にないわよ。 |
No, not in particular. |
Sanae |
あら、そうだったんですか。 |
Ah, is that so? |
Tenshi |
いや、折角だからと来る時に桃を沢山持ってきたんだけど |
Well, since it was a pain, I brought a whole bunch of peaches with me when I went back. |
Sanae |
暇そうですね |
You seem pretty bored. |
Tenshi |
暇だねぇ |
I really am. |
Sanae |
では、私は暇じゃ無いのでこれで失礼しますね |
Well, I'm not very bored, so please pardon me. |
Tenshi |
まぁまぁ、待ちなよ。 |
Hey, hey, stay for a bit. |
Sanae |
妖怪退治に来ているので、暇じゃ無いです。 |
I came here for youkai extermination, so I'm not bored. |
Tenshi |
おやおや、それはそれは。 |
Oh, my, my. |
Sanae |
何でそんなに絡むんですか? |
Why are you getting yourself mixed up in this? |
Tenshi |
ああ、そんなに冷たくしないで。 |
Ahh, don't be so cold. |
Tenshi Hinanawi defeated |
Stage 6
Pre-stage dialogue | ||
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Sanae |
(相変わらずてんこさんは変な人ね) |
(Miss Tenko is a pretty weird person, as usual.) |
A rock over there (そこらの岩) |
(お前が言うか!) |
(You're one to talk!) |
Reimu Hakurei appears | ||
Sanae |
あら?ここは・・・ |
Oh? This is... |
Reimu |
ちょっと、他の神社の巫女は何の用? |
Hey, what's the shrine maiden of that other shrine doing here? |
Sanae |
妖怪退治をしていたら、こんな所についてしまったのね |
I guess this is the sort of place where you wind up when you've been doing youkai extermination. |
Reimu |
こんなところって、失礼ね |
Well, that's rude of you. |
Sanae |
相変わらずですねぇ。 |
Just the same as ever. |
Reimu |
そんなうまい話、とことん怪しいわ |
A story that convenient sounds thoroughly suspicious. |
Sanae |
そうでもないですよ。 |
Oh, not at all! |
Reimu |
とことん怪しい話ね。 |
Sounds thoroughly suspcious. |
Sanae |
そうとは限りませんよ |
That might not happen. |
Reimu |
100倍・・・。 |
100 times... |
Sanae |
あ、博麗神社の場合は、100倍になっても0ですね。 |
Ah, but in the case of the Hakurei Shrine, 100 times bigger would still be 0. |
Reimu |
悪い気が無そうな所が余計に腹立たしいわね。 |
It's even more annoying to hear that when it doesn't sound like you're trying to be mean. |
Sanae |
あ、そろそろ帰らないと |
Ah, I should be heading back soon. |
Reimu |
帰る前に私と勝負していきなさい。 |
Have a match with me before you go, can you? |
Sanae |
あら? |
Oh, my? |
Reimu |
そんな事しないわよ勿体ない!! |
Don't do that! It's a waste!! |
Reimu Hakurei defeated |
Sanae's Ending
Kanako |
あー、あー、こちら神奈子。 |
Testing, testing. Kanako here. |
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Sanae |
あ、神奈子様。 |
Ah, Lady Kanako. |
Kanako |
そろそろ帰ってきて夕食の支度をして欲しいのだが。 |
We'd like it if you could come home and start making dinner soon. |
Sanae |
あら、もうこんな時間。 |
Oh, is it that time already? |
Suwako |
早苗。 |
Sanae. |
Sanae |
あららら。分かりました。 |
My my my. Understood. |
Kanako |
そうしてくれ。 |
Please do. |
かくして、意味が有るのか無いのか良く分からない しかしながら、退治された妖怪たちにとっては迷惑以外の ちくわで退治される始末だし。 とりあえず、これにてめでたし。 |
Thus, Sanae's hard-to-understand and possibly-meaningless However, it's not like it was anything more than a nuisance Since they'd just been exterminated with chikuwa. So, that said, this is the end. | |
Sanae |
やっぱり妖怪退治は楽しいです。 |
Youkai extermination sure is fun after all. |
Extra Stage
Pre-stage dialogue | ||
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Sanae |
(相変わらずてんこさんは変な人ね) |
(Miss Tenko is a pretty weird person, as usual.) |
A rock over there (そこらの岩) |
(お前が言うか!) |
(You're one to talk!) |
Yuyuko Saigyouji appears | ||
Sanae |
(死んでる人発見!) |
(I see a dead person!) |
Yuyuko |
ようむー。 |
Youmuuu. |
Sanae |
(何かを探して彷徨っているみたいね) |
(It looks like she's wandering while looking for something.) |
Yuyuko |
この際あなたでもいいわ |
I suppose you'll do fine right now. |
Sanae |
うわぁ見つかった |
Uwaaah, she saw me! |
Yuyuko |
あなた・・・ |
You... |
Sanae |
な、何でしょう? |
Wh, what is it? |
Yuyuko |
お腹したのぉ~。 |
I'm hungryyy~. |
Sanae |
ち、ちくわしか持ってないけど |
I, I've got nothing but some chikuwa |
Yuyuko |
ちょうだい。 |
Hand it overrr. |
Sanae |
い、いやですよ、やめて下さい。 |
N-no, no, stop it! |
Yuyuko |
ちくわー。 |
Chikuwaaaa. |
Sanae |
これは駄目です。 |
This is no good. |
Yuyuko |
へぇ。 |
Heh. |
Sanae |
悪霊退散!!悪霊退散!! |
Evil spirit begone!! Evil spirit begone!! |
Yuyuko |
うふふ。 |
Ufufu. |
Yuyuko Saigyouji defeated |
Notes
- ↑ A reference to a scene from the manga What's Michael?. A man gets accosted by a robber, but proclaims (almost in surprise) that all he has on him is a piece of chikuwa. The line has become a meme on 2ch.
Story | Momiji's Scenario | > |