Touhou Hisoutensoku/Translation/Meiling's Script

Meiling wins Reimu

Meiling	最近、ことごとく異変の解決に失敗しているように みえるんだけどねぇ。私の目には	You really haven't been doing a good job at solving these incidents recently. At least, to me.

Meiling wins Marisa

Meiling	おっと、そこまでよ！ 今は図書館の営業時間外さ！	Hey, stop right there! The library's closed for the day!

Meiling wins Sakuya

Meiling	私だっていつもは手加減しているのですよ？ 公式の試合なら手加減致しません	I'm always just going easy, you see? I won't go easy on you in an official duel.

Meiling wins Alice

Meiling	人形を使うのは呪術を好む者が多い そういう輩は良からぬ奴が多いのよね	There are many who like to use dolls in their magic. A lot of them are up to no good too.

Meiling wins Patchouli

Meiling	ですから、地震対策はした方がいいですよ？ 本も少し片付けないと……	That's why I said we need to prepare for earthquakes! The books will be damaged, too...

Meiling wins Youmu

Meiling	白羽取りかー ちょっとかっこよさそうだし、練習しようかな	Catching a white feather, huh...? That looks kind of cool. Maybe I can practice with you?

Meiling wins Remilia

Meiling	あら、調子悪いみたいですね 昼間だからですか？	My, you don't look so well. Is it because it's noon?
Meiling	あ、この間の漫画は面白かったです 天狗は新聞だけじゃなく、そういう本も 作ってるんですね まあ、漫画を借りた後ちょっと酷い目に あったんですけどね	Ah, that manga was interesting. So the tengu don't only make newspapers, but these kind of books as well. Well, I got scolded a bit after I borrowed that manga though.

Meiling wins Yuyuko

Meiling	キョンシー……とは違うのかな？	You're....different from a jiangshi, right?

Meiling wins Yukari

Meiling	手応えがおかしいわね 服の下に何を仕込んでるの？	I felt some odd resistance. What are you wearing underneath your clothes?

Meiling wins Suika

Meiling	小さい相手は闘いにくいなぁ	Sure is hard to fight the little ones.

Meiling wins Reisen

Meiling	竹林はいつも迷うんですよねぇ まあ滅多に行かないんですけどね	I always get lost in the bamboo forest. Though it's not like I go there often.

Meiling wins Aya

Meiling	写真に撮られると魂が抜かれるって聞きましたが……	I've heard that you can have your soul stolen by a photograph...

Meiling wins Komachi

Meiling	死神ですか 今のところ間に合っています	A shinigami? I met one here just now.

Meiling wins Iku

Meiling	雷も貴方の仕業なのですか？ ああ、違うんですか	Are you responsible for the lightning as well? Oh, you're not?

Meiling wins Tenshi

Meiling	へえ、天界では祖国の古典を勉強したりするんですね	Oh, so in Heaven they study the classics of my homeland!

Meiling wins Sanae

Meiling	あれ？ 東の巫女とは何が違うのかしら？	Eh? I wonder how you might be different from the shrine maiden of the east?

Meiling wins Cirno

Meiling	手が冷たい…… これじゃあ荒れるわねぇ	My hands are cold... I'll need to be rougher next time.

Meiling wins herself

Meiling	常に自分を見つめ直すのです	One must always improve one's self.

Meiling wins Utsuho

Meiling	いやいや、そんな火の玉 危ないってばさ	Nuh-uh, that kind of fireball is too dangerous.

Meiling wins Suwako

Meiling	土の中に潜った……？ まさかね	Hiding in the ground...? Wasn't expecting that.

Meiling wins someone

Meiling	あーすっきりした 激しく運動しないと体がなまります	Ah, that was easy enough. Without vigorous movement, the body becomes weak.
Meiling	飛び道具ばっかに頼っちゃ勿体ないですよ？ 直接殴った方が気持ちいいんだから	Relying on projectiles is a waste. Beating them directly feels better.
Meiling	みんなまだまだね！ 四千年の歴史から見ればみんな子供のようだわ	You're all not there yet! You're all children compared to 4000 years of history.

Notes

^ "Catching a white feather", or usually called "Catching a white blade with real swords" (shinken shiraha dori, 真剣白刃取り), looks quite cool but is very dangerous, stopping a sword swung by an opponent by catching it between one's bare hands.

^ Jiangshi are Chinese zombies otherwise known as hopping corpses, like Yoshika Miyako.

^ When cameras were first introduced to China, this was what the Chinese believed. This was also spread to Japan.