Touhou Hisoutensoku/Translation/Suwako's Script

Suwako wins Reimu

Suwako	ああ、うちの早苗にも分けてやりたいね その無鉄砲さをさ	Ahh, I wish you could share some of your recklessness with our Sanae.

Suwako wins Marisa

Suwako	たまには山の上の神社にもお参りしに来ると良いよ	You should visit the shrine on the mountain too sometimes.

Suwako wins Sakuya

Suwako	ちゃんと食べ物の神様にも感謝している？ 祟られちゃうよ？	Have you offered your thanks to the god of food? You'll get cursed, you know?

Suwako wins Alice

Suwako	あら？　おしらさまを作ってるの？	Oh? Do you make Oshirasama dolls?

Suwako wins Patchouli

Suwako	神様の力無くして魔法なんて使えないでしょ？	If gods lose their power then magic can't be used, you know?

Suwako wins Youmu

Suwako	幽霊は神社に近寄らない方が良いかもねー	Phantoms better not hang around the shrine~

Suwako wins Remilia

Suwako	蝙蝠を縁起の良いとする人達もいるよ 些細な信仰心だけでも神になれるんだけどねー	There also exist people who believe in bats as good omens. However even with such trivial amounts of faith, one could become a god, right?

Suwako wins Yuyuko

Suwako	亡霊をずっと放って置くなんて あの世には神様は居ないのかもね	Leaving a dead ghost here like this. Maybe there are no gods in the afterlife.

Suwako wins Yukari

Suwako	あら、うちの神社には貴方の忍び込む隙間は無いわよ	Oh my, our shrine really doesn't have any cracks you can slip through.

Suwako wins Suika

Suwako	貴方、地底の住人だったのね？ ま、核エネルギーで栄えると思うわ	Were you a resident of the underworld? It's flourishing now, thanks to nuclear energy.

Suwako wins Reisen

Suwako	貴方の処に色々神様が居るって聞いたけど	I heard that there are all kinds of gods where you come from.

Suwako wins Aya

Suwako	写真に写りそうもない輩が多い気がするんだけど……	I have a feeling that there are many here whose photos have never been taken.

Suwako wins Komachi

Suwako	死は不浄なんだよねー 死神は神様ではない	Death is impure~ Shinigami are not gods.

Suwako wins Iku

Suwako	龍宮の使い、かあ 干物なら見た事があるけど	An oarfish? I've seen them dried.

Suwako wins Tenshi

Suwako	天人だってなんの拠り所も無く生きられる筈が無い さあ、いつでも帰依して良いですよ？	Celestials don't count on anything and have no expectations in life. So then, they are always ready to worship properly, right?

Suwako wins Sanae

Suwako	さ、もっと稽古よ、稽古 麓の者に畏れられるぐらい強くなると良いわ	Train more and more! Until you're so strong that those below the mountain are afraid of you!

Suwako wins Cirno

Suwako	蛙は寒さに弱いのさー それは自然に抵抗しない最もナチュラルな生き方よ	Frogs are weak against cold. Not going against nature is the most natural way to live.

Suwako wins Meiling

Suwako	我ら日本の神様はどのような者でも受け入れるのよ 八百万も居るから、今更拒絶出来なくなったし	We Japanese Gods accept all kinds of followers! Because there's more than 8 million of us we can't really do any rejecting anymore...

Suwako wins Utsuho

Suwako	順調順調、今日も愚直な妖怪のお陰で 核は平和利用に限られてます、と	Looking good! Looking good! Today, as well, thanks to the straightforward and honest youkai, nuclear energy is being used for peaceful purposes only.

Suwako wins herself

Suwako	神様は無限に分けられるのよね～	Gods can split themselves infinitely~
Suwako	ああ、そろそろ地上を恐怖のどん底に 陥れても良いかもね	Ahh, it's a good time to trick those who live aboveground into confronting their deepest fears isn't it?

Suwako wins someone

Suwako	さてと、証拠隠滅、証拠隠滅 こんな処でイジメてちゃ神様の威厳に関わるね	Now, destroy the evidence, destroy the evidence. Picking on someone in a place like this can't be good for a god's reputation.
Suwako	さあさあ、まだ時間があるよ！ 再戦、再戦！	Now now, there's still more time! Rematch! Rematch!
Suwako	もっと大地を敬おうよ 呪われても知らないよ？　へへ	Pay more respect to the earth. Otherwise, who knows? You might even get cursed. Heh heh.

Notes

^ Translators' Note: In China, a bat is seen as the symbol of happiness, from the phonetic and literal similarity of "biān fú" (bat, 蝙蝠) with "piān fú" (uneven happiness, 偏福).