Touhou Hisoutensoku/Translation/Yuyuko's Script

Yuyuko wins Reimu

Yuyuko	あれ？ 今日は何か用事があったかしら？	Oh? What business do you have today?

Yuyuko wins Marisa

Yuyuko	なんで、森は迷いやすいんでしょうね 迷いやすいのに迷わないんでしょうねぇ	Why is it that it's so easy to get lost in the forest? Though it's easy to get lost, you don't really get lost....

Yuyuko wins Youmu

Yuyuko	あら、剣の稽古？ 私はそんな無粋な稽古はしたくないわ	Oh, sword training? I don't care for such an unrefined kind of training, myself.

Yuyuko wins Remilia

Yuyuko	日は必ず昇る 貴方は一日に一回、弱点が巡ってくるの	The sun always rises. Your weak point comes around once every day.
Yuyuko	気が付いていたかしら？ 地獄から貴方を倒す為に、太陽が昇って来たわ さあ、どう対応するの？	Have you realized? A sun has risen from hell in order to bring you down. Now, how will you react?

Yuyuko wins Yukari

Yuyuko	ああ、退屈ね なんか連れて来ないの？	Ahh, I'm bored. Won't you bring something here?

Yuyuko wins Suika

Yuyuko	あら、今年の花火は派手ね 景気が良いのね	Ah, the fireworks are really something this year. What a wonderful sight.
Yuyuko	夏の風物詩といえば…… 目隠しして棒で何かを叩き割るアレよねぇ スイカ割り	Speaking of summer activities... It must be that game where you cover your eyes and smash something with a club. Suika-bashing.

Yuyuko wins Sanae

Yuyuko	貴方、今年はあちこち動き回っていたわね 何かあったのかしら？	This year you've been moving here and there. Did something happen?

Yuyuko wins Cirno

Yuyuko	ああ今年の夏は全部貴方に持っていかれてしまうわ 夏の冷気は貴重ですもの	Ah, that's all I have for you this summer. Having cool things in the summer is important.

Yuyuko wins Meiling

Yuyuko	太極拳って扇子と相性が良さそうよね	Tai chi chuan goes well with paper fans, it seems.

Yuyuko wins Utsuho

Yuyuko	ああ、お日様は一つあれば十分なのに 特にこんな夏は	Ahh, one sun is enough, especially in this summer heat!

Yuyuko wins Suwako

Yuyuko	あら、神様でしたの。最近、巫女と神様のどっちが 奴隷なのか判らなくなって来まして……	Goodness me, you are a god. Recently, I haven't been able to tell whether shrine maidens or gods are the slaves of the other...
Yuyuko	あそこの神社、神様が三人も居て狭くないの？ 白玉楼なんてあの何倍も広いのに まだ狭苦しく感じるわ ああ、お金が無いのね 神社ってそういう感じですもの	The shrine over there... doesn't it get crowded with three gods in it? Hakugyokurou is many times bigger than that, but it still feels cramped. Ahh, I see. You've got no money. Shrines are like that.

Notes

^ Suika is also Japanese for "watermelon". Watermelon-smashing is supposedly a common thing to do on Japanese beaches; plays like piñatas in the West.

^ Fans are actually recognized weapons in Chinese martial arts, and there are many forms and routines within the Chinese pugilistic society which involves the use of such fans. They are sometimes (but not commonly) used for form training in Tai Chi Quan as well.