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Touhou Mother/Dialogue
This has two versions: the summary and the dialogue, spoken and unchanged (I promise!)
*Fingers crossed, laughs evilly*.
If you do not understand the references, please refer to Touhou Mother: Miscellaneous for all your reference needs.
Beginning (The summary)
- Reimu Hakurei checks her donation box and (surprise! It's empty) when Marisa Kirisame arrives and informs her that she is bored.
- After going to Yuuka's Sunflower Field and bullying Cirno, a meteor falls and Marisa ,being as bored as she was, goes to investigate (leaving Yuuka in the dust.)
- The meteor opened up to reveal a new threat to Gensokyo, the Starman.
- After defeating him, Reimu spots a chubby human laying on the ground.
- Not wanting to leave a fellow human (even a chubby one), Marisa decides to fly to the Scarlet Mansion to enlist the help of Patchouli (in the process, leaving a gaping hole in the wall in Patchy's room)
- Patchouli wasn't too happy about the wall, but began to seduce Marisa.
- It didn't work, as Marisa had other things in mind... like figuring out what do with Chubby.
- Marisa, however was suckered into spending some "alone time" with Patchy while Reimu searches for Remilia because Patchy is "worried about her"
- As Reimu reaches for the door handle, Remmy bursts in and crys to save her from Sakuya, who is wearing a strange mask!
- After agreeing to help her, Reimu and Marisa faces off with Sakuya, with Patchouli assisting.
Beginning (The Actual Dialogue)
Story Text
One day, in Gensokyo. At the Hakurei Shrine.
- *Reimu checks donation box*
- *Sighs*
- *Marisa runs in*
Marisa
Reimuu! Well, that's unusual. You're actually up already! Seriously, you're turning into Yukari with that super-lazy lifestyle! ...Or maybe it's the other way around? So, uh, Reimu. I wanted to consult your incident radar. Has anything happened recently? *Reimu looks confused*
Marisa
Well, I've got nothing else to do. Just wondering if anything... happened. *Reimu shakes head no*
Marisa
...Nothing. Well, nothing to be worry about. Then we've got some spare time. So, Reimu. ...Um, you want to go to the Sunflower Field? ...Yuuka might be doing something interesting.
If Reimu says no
Marisa
Then the game can't proceed. Sheesh, like you're busy with anything!
If Reimu says yes.
Marisa
Ok, it's settled.
*Marisa joins Reimu's party*
*At Sunflower Field*
Marisa
...There she is.
*Walks towards Yuuka*
Marisa
Hello! ☆
Yuuka
Hah...nothing today, either...
Marisa
Huh?
*Turns around*
Yuuka
wh...Marisa?...Haaa...
Marisa
What's up, Yuuka?
Yuuka
Have you seen Wriggle around?
Marisa
Why do you ask?
Yuuka
....I'm pretty sure Wriggle's here somewhere.
*Wriggle Appears*
Yuuka
Or at least, I have a feeling...
*Kicks Wriggle Offscreen*
Yuuka
I wanna go beat her up. I won't be satisfied knowing there might be someone like her running around.
Marisa
...Ah... I see. ...Sorry, I guess she wasn't very interesting.
Yuuka
Hah...I hope she'll show up quickly.
Marisa
Quickly? You mean,like,not you?
*Cirno interrupts*
Cirno
Hooold uuup!
*Pops out of sunflowers* It's me, at your service!
Yuuka
...Who asked for you? I'm not looking for fairys. What are you doing here? You'll just make the flowers wilt.
Cirno
You were gonna try to bully Wriggle, weren't you? I am a friend of justice! I cannot simply stand by and watch!
*Yuuka stares at Cirno*
Yuuka
...Better idea. Forget Wriggle, you'll do.
Cirno
W...What?
Marisa
I'll help! Friends of justice are practically my breakfast! Reimu! You want in on this too,right?
*Reimu agrees*
Cirno
...Now you're just being mean.
*Fights and defeats Cirno*
*Cirno is punched offscreen*
Yuuka
Ahahahaha! Thanks! NOW I'm satisfied!
Marisa
...Sorry.She was completely uninteresting. ...Let's go.
*Yuuka spots something in the distance*
Yuuka
...What's that?
Marisa
W-what?
*Meteor falls and hits Cirno*
Marisa
...That was ...what...? What was that? Something fell out of the sky!
Reimu! Did the Hakurei Border break or what?
*Reimu is puzzled*
Marisa
...This is intriguing...
Yuuka
...Well then, let's not waste time.
*Turns*
Marisa
Yuuka!
*Yuuka slowly runs towards meteor crash site*
Not fast enough!
Marisa
Ah right, of course. ...Well, we can't afford to miss this! Let's go Reimu!
*Runs past Yuuka*
Yuuka
W-what? Wait for me!
*At meteorite*
Marisa
...So this is that thing that feel from the sky? ...But what is it? ...I don't have the slightest idea. I mean it,ze. *Alien appears*
???
...*whirr* We have found it. A new land. A whole *click* world. ..We will *whirr* take it. For our angel.
''*VS Starman JR*'' ''*Defeated Starman JR*''
Yuuka
...F-Finally... I... caught up... W-What was that?
Marisa
...Yuuka?! You missed out on all the fun!
*Reimu excitedly points off in the distance*
Marisa
What's wrong Reimu?
*Reimu grabs Marisa and turns her toward to where she's pointing at*
Marisa
Eh? ...!
*A chubby, unconscious person is on the ground nearby*
*Touhou mother interlude playing LOG-O-TYPE*
Yuuka
I wonder if we should be helping a guy like this... He looked fine lying in the flowers to me.
Marisa
Hey, I'm a human being, y'know. I won't just leave other humans to die. But unless your really, really lucky, I'm not gonna obey your every whim!
*Reimu whispers something*
Marisa
You're kidding me! We have to carry him all the way to the mansion?! Screw that! Hold on tight, 'cause we're doing things my way!
*Flys into the Scarlet Devil mansion, making a hole in Patchouli's room without waking Meiling*
Patchouli
...Oh, Marisa. ...Couldn't you used the entrance?
Marisa
I've made you a new entrance! How could you complain about that?! You're always like this, Patchouli! Anyway, here's this fat guy. He collapsed. ...Wasn't my fault.
Patchouli
...Ah yes. ...First, you should lie him down on a bed.
*Reimu notices the Marisa colored bed next to Patchouli's and stares at her*
Marisa
Uh Reimu. Something's suspicious, But I'm not sure what's fishy, exactly.
*Reimu glares at Marisa*
Marisa
No, I'm sure Patchouli's fine. She's a magician too, so I know her. So...maybe the person I'm thinking of is you, ze!
*Reimu gives a exasperated look*
Marisa
...Uh...
*Looks at Patchouli desperately*
Patchouli!
*Uses eyes to beg for backup*
Patchouli
...Marisa, there is nothing wrong with me saying to use my bed.
*Marisa glares at Patchouli, (clearly that wasn't the backup she wanted)*
Just accept it.
*Marisa gives one of those "We're going to have a long talk about this later" looks*
Marisa
... I guess there's no explanation Anyway!
*Tries to change subject*
Now to do something for this guy!
Patchouli
...Yes,yes...
*Marisa Tosses fat guy on bed*
Marisa
How's that?
Patchouli
Doesn't he still look rather uncomfortable? Whatever, we'll leave him until he wakes up.
Marisa
What? Look, you can't just push me around. I'm not giving out favors.
Patchouli
You'd really say that?
Marisa
Would I lie, ze?
Patchouli
Well I have some drinks. Want anything? I believe I have a Big City Cola.
Marisa
...N-No, we can just relax here...
Patchouli
Well...
*Gives hurt puppy dog look to Marisa*
*Walks slowly away while Marisa squirms uneasily*
Marisa
I... I get it... I'll try not to be too annoying, ze.
Patchouli
...Hm.
*Marisa and Patchouli sit on sofa*
Patchouli
Right then, Reimu. Can you go check on Remmy for me? I'm really worried about her.
Marisa
Why's that?
Patchouli
I haven't seen her lately. It might not be anything serious, but... I'm still worried about her.
Marisa
I guess I understand.
(Editor's note)
For those not with it, Marisa and Patchouli aren't REALLY going to drink Big City Cola. It's a excuse for Marisa to sit with Patchouli, and to get some "alone time", Patchouli sends Reimu away to find Remilia who they both know is ok...)
*Reimu reaches for the door*
*Remilia bursts through door*
Remilia
Help me, Patchouliiiiiiiiii
(Editor's Post-Note)
...Annnd, much to everyone's surprise(and Patchy's displeasure), it turned out to be an utter coincidence that something is wrong!
Sakuya?
Kukuku....What's wrong mistress? It's too soon for playtime to be over. Get back to your room and study! I'm always here to be of service
Remilia
Ahhhhh...!
Marisa
Who is that... And what's with her ugly face?
Patchouli
It's Sakuya. The mask was there yesterday. ...I'm not sure who put it on.
*Remilia cowers behind Reimu*
Remilia
Reimu!... Listen to me! Please... help!
Sakuya?
Hoho, mistress. How unfitting of you to beg. Aren't you suppose to be a vampire?
Remilia
But...well...
Sakuya
Reeeiiimuuu... Do you feel this maid girl is in your way?
If Reimu says no
Remilia
Reimuuu....
*Are you stone-heartedly denying Remilia's request?*
*If Reimu said yes*
Sakuya?
Hoho, such bravery.
*Sakuya stopped listening*
Marisa
Patchouli. What do you think we should do?
*Not paying attention to currant situation*
Patchouli
Hm... use whatever method you like.
Marisa
Oh, to return her to normal?
*regains compusure*
Yeah, guess we should deal with her now.
Patchouli
I'll try to assist Sakuya is always being rude on the job.
*VS Masked Maid Girl*
*Defeated Masked Maid Girl*
Sakuya
...
Marisa
Is that it?
Sakuya
...Mistress?...H-Huh...?
Remilia
Sakuya...
Sakuya
M-Mistress. What has happened?
*Approaches Sakuya*
Remilia
Sakuya! Can't you remember what you've been doing?!
Sakuya
...I-I'm sorry.I don't have any excuse. All of those memories are unclear...
Marisa
Well, that's fine. We beat you up, and you were stronger than usual. ...But not strong enough, of course.
*Turns to Patchouli*
Marisa
So, what's this worth? At least one book, right?
Patchouli
... ...Will you accept my diary?
Marisa
... ...Well,ok, ze.
*Received Dream Diary*
Remilia
...Sakuya, I'm glad you returned to normal. Now hurry up and get back to fixing up the Scarlet Devil Mansion!
Sakuya
Understood! Just me?
Remilia
Hah! You don't work for humans you know!
*Sakuya and Remilia leave*
Marisa
But what on earth is this mask?
Oh hey. It fixed itself, ze.
Patchouli
Fixed itself?! Toss it! Who needs that?!
Marisa
Fine! Take it!
*Shoves mask into Patchouli's face*
Patchouli
Kyaaa...!
*A sound flows from the Mask and Reimu memorizes it.*
*Mask is in pieces*
Patchouli
...I wonder what that sound was?
Marisa
...Huh... hm Somehow, it makes me nostalgic... like it's something I've heard before, but...
*Fatty wakes up*
Fatty
Uhhh...
Marisa
...Oh. You're conscious?
Fatty
...You're...?
Marisa
I'm Miss Marisa. I'm the hero,ze.
*Reimu glares at her*
Or heroine, I suppose.
*Reimu shakes her head, angered her message didn't get across.*
Patchouli
You should give her your thanks. If Marisa didn't help you, you would have been Youkai bait.
Fatty
...Thank you
Marisa
So, you got that? Eh,whatever.
Who're you?
Fatonymous
...I don't know.
Marisa
...You don't know? *Looks at Name Text* That's not even funny. At least come up with something creative.
Fatty
...I'm not lying... I don't... remember anything. ...Including my name.
Marisa
Then you've lost your memories? Like I haven't seen that a hundred times in Touhou fangames...
Patchouli
What are you talking about?
Marisa
Oh,it's nothing important. ...So you really can't remember a thing?
Fatonymous
...Right
Marisa
Nothing in your pockets or anything, is there?
Fatonymous
...There's a piece of paper here. ...It says "Porky."
Marisa
Then from now on, we'll call you Porky. Is that fine?
Porky
...Yes.
Marisa
Right then, Porky. I'm probably wrong, but do you remember hearing this melody?
*Melody Plays*
Porky
...I don't.
Marisa
So you haven't... ...Okay. Reimu, I think Yukari might know something about this. ...We might as well try,ze. Perhaps Yukari will prove herself as a sage for once.
Patchouli
Sounds fun.
Marisa
Say, you've got time now, right? It shouldn't be boring as this place,ze. So, you wanna come to?
Patchouli
...It's may not be so great here, but I'll restrain myself.
*Suddenly looks serious*
...Marisa. It seems it could be serious... I have a bad feeling. So take this.
*Recives Magic Ribbon*
It's my magic charm. It might help you a little.
Marisa
Ah,Patchouli. Thanks!
Patchouli
If Yukari tells you anything important, report back to me as well. Porky is a human from the outside world. So I wonder how he got here.
Marisa
So he's an alien, but not the Eirin kind...! Okay, let's go, Reimu,!
*At Yukari's House*
*Yukari and Ran are inside*
Yukari
Welcome back, Reimu. Here for a meal? Or a bath? Or...me?
*Reimu looks away*
*Marisa glances at Reimu and steps forward*
Marisa
... Er, yeah, Food.
Yukari
Oh! I haven't expected you to come Marisa.
Marisa
Well tooooo bad!
Yukari
I know that sake is your favorite, Reimu. so I had made plenty for you.
*Ran looks wearily at Yukari*
Well, Ran did.
Ran
I got really tired...
Yukari
So, about this recent incident... Is everything OK, desu ka? No, I'm not quite sure why I said that, either. Reimu. ...So,yesterday, a meteorite fell?
*Reimu mutters something*
Yukari
...I understand. This has to do with the Hakurei border.
*Reimu mutters something else*
Yukari
...Yes. The Hakurei boder was damaged, and someone has entered Gensokyo... Using force...
*Reimu wonders about something*
Yukari
...Reimu. Yesterday, you beat a strange white thing?
*Reimu says something that sounded like yes*
Yukari
...Perhaps they are related to the person who broke through the Hakurei border.
Reimu asks something.
Yukari
Who is that? And why did they do it? That, I don't know.
*Reimu says something under her breath, that "something" the editor had to censer out.*
Yukari
...But... ...Yesterday, I had a vision. ...No, I think it was more than just a vision.
*Reimu suddenly perks up*
Yukari
In my vision yesterday... I was talking to someone. He told me about a new enemy that could destroy Gensokyo.
*Reimu's face expresses alarm*
and to prevent its destruction.
*Reimu waits in anticipation*
The enemy had to be stopped with a melody. That is what "he" said. It started like this.
*A sound sounding just like the one Reimu has received from Patchouli's mask was played*
Is that how it began?
*Reimu shakes her head yes*
...So. Reimu. You must find all the melodies! ...I hope "he" was being truthful. But... he somehow reminded me of you.
*Reimu wonders for a moment*
Naturally, I do not plan to simply sit here folding my arms. I will be searching, too.
*Rans looks at Yukari with fear.*
Well, Ran will be.
Ran
I'm tired... I don't wanna.
*Ignoring Ran*
Yukari
...If I find anything, I will tell you immediately. So, Reimu. Do this for the sake of Gensokyo.
Marisa
...Yukari. Do you know anything about Porky?
Yukari
I have not heard of him.
Marisa
...He's a human, but not from this world. We left him with Patchouli at the mansion.
Yukari
Good. Remilia should keep him under strict supervision, too. Reimu. I should get going. Use my portals if you want to get around to important locations quickly. First, though, you should sleep here.
*Marisa looks at Reimu*
Since Marisa destroyed your shrine,
*Reimu glares at Marisa*
it would be a shame if you had to sleep there.
I am such a hero! ...Well, the friend of a hero, at least. Fufufu.
Well then.
*Yukari disappears with Ran*
*Reimu reaches for Marisa*
*Marisa begins backing away*
Marisa
...Hey, come on. It was an accident. You know I'm not that bad.
*Tries to change subject*
But this is starting to sound... strangely serious.
Well, hope you and I don't have too many problems working together.
''*Reimu reaches for Marisa's throat.*''
We're in it together this time.
''*Reimu's hands begin to close around Marisa's throat*''
*Chokes*
We're partners!
*Yukari appears again and Reimu quickly removes her grip, with Marisa gasps for air*
Yukari
Seems Yuyuko found the second melody. Hurry up and get it.
*Reimu whistles nonchalantly*
I am suddenly glad to have such connections to the netherworld.
*Yukari disappears once more and Reimu makes hand gestures signifying that Marisa is spared... For now*
Marisa
Seems...? Well, let's go, ze.
*Shudders*
The Netherworld
*At Yuyuko's house*
Marisa
Hellooo! ☆
Yuyuko
Oh, welcome. You're hear already. Yukari told me everything.
*Reimu notices Youmu staring out the window.*
Youmu?
...I remember when you attacked us in our first meeting! I fought you once then, and I will nooot lose this time! Marisa! Reimu! You beat me then, but I will have my revenge!
Marisa
...Uh, who's this?
Yuyuko
It's Youmu. She's usually sweet, but she's acting pretty odd lately...
Marisa
Aww. So she's not cursed or anything? Uh, what's that sound?
*A boom noise is heard*
Youmu?
Mistress Yuyuko, please!
I'm desperate to defeat these girls! I haven't been training for a week! It's a duel!
Yuyuko
Excuse her. This is no way for her to treat guests. ...But, Youmu has the melody. You'll have to get it from her.
Youmu?
Take it from me, if you dare...
Marisa
Whoa, the music changed. That can't be good.
*Vs Youmu Never Loses*
*Defeated Youmu Never Loses*
Youmu
Dgyahhh!
Yuyuko
So I guess she really was different.
*Youmu has a sudden realization*
Youmu
Hahhh?! M-Mistress Yuyuko! What was that about me?!
Yuyuko
Aw, you're back to normal now... That's boring.
Youmu
...Normal?... ...Uh, what's going on here? I had this really intense dream...
Yuyuko
...Well, it was something intense...
*Youmu tries to think*
Youmu Reimu. Marisa. What just happen?
Marisa
A trail of guts.
*Youmu looks downhearted*
Yuyuko
Oh, what's wrong?
*Fists clench*
Youmu
I'm going a journey, Mistress Yuyuko. Wait for me - I'll return in a month.
*Head held high with fire in eyes*
I will have no weaknesses to hold me back!
Yuyuko
That's a significant decision. You know I'll worry about you. I won't stop you, but...
Youmu
See you.
*Walks pridefully away*
*Get's blasted away by pure energy*
*Yuuka walks in with a straw hat*
Yuuka
Hey, I finally caught up to you. I used my Master Spark on her, but it took up 6,000 MP...
Marisa
Yuuka! ...What's with the hat?
Yuuka
I found it on the way. Some pirates gave it to me. I figured I might as well take it. Lot's of people around here have hats. Alice is just about the only exception...
Marisa
I suppose everybody else DOES wear a hat, huh.
Yuuka
Anyway, I'm glad I caught up. I had to believe in myself and speed up.
Marisa
You know what's a good hat? My hat is a good hat.
Editor's Note
Im just confirming that Marisa's hat is a good hat.
Yuuka
Reimu. You seem to be done here, so I'd like to ask you to take me along. There's no way you'd leave me, right?
*Reimu immediately thinks about Yuuka's speed issue*
Now that I'm here, I've got to help.
*Reimu began to shake her head no*
I've decided I'll follow you even if if you say no.
*Reimu snaps here fingers in defeat*
If nothing else, I look kinda like Mima.
Editor's Note
Hi again! I'm just confirming that Yuuka looks like- OOF!
*The disgruntled community begins beating up the editor and moves on with the story*
Marisa
...Mistress Mima... Alright,alright. Come on Yuuka.
Yuuka
I knew you couldn't go on without me!
*Reimu began to object, but cowered away when Marisa and Yuuka glared at her*
*Yuuka joined the party*
Marisa
Hey Youmu! *looks at the stunned Youmu* Oh, right.
Yuyuko
Oh, I almost forgot the melody. Youmu was going to sing it to you, but I can sing it instead.
*Reimu and Marisa glares at Yuyuko*
*Yuyuko sang the song well under pressure!*
*Reimu memorizes the melody*
Yuuka
Yuyuko, do you know where any of the other melodies are?
Yuyuko
Not at all.
Marisa
Aw man. Fine, let's head back for now.
*Leaves Yuyuko's house*
''Reimu reads sign that says "Sorry, I was late" ''Reimu was about to forgive Yukari, but the portal was broken''
Yuuka
Great. Now we have to walk.
''Reimu storms down the steps, wondering how you break a portal''
*They find Patchouli and Porky outside waiting for them*
Yuuka
...Oh?
Porky
Good day, Miss Reimu.
*Reimu has a stupid smile on her face*
Patchouli
Try to not let that kind of thing go to your head.
*Reimu wiped the smile from her face*
Marisa
Porky! Are your memories back yet?
Porky
No, not yet. But I do have something to tell you.
Marisa
What is it?
Porky
Miss Reimu, I heard from Miss Yukari.
That you're looking for melodies and she heard about it from "him".
*Looks down*
I think...well, I have a feeling about "him".
*Looks up at Reimu*
...Miss Reimu. Somehow,I feel certain "he" isn't just a lie.
And collecting the melodies will definitely be a dangerous task.
...Is there anyway I can help? Please, anything at all. You have to do your best!
Marisa
...Hey, everything will be fine. All you need to care about your memories returning.
Porky
I see... well, please, do anything you can!
*Patchouli suddenly notices Marisa*
Patchouli
Marisa Alice was looking for you. She looked rather... angry.
Marisa
Angry...
*Suddenly struck with remembrance*
Oh no! Reimu! Let's hurry to Alice's place!
*Reimu raises a eyebrow to Marisa's sudden alarm*
Yuuka
Why should we?
Marisa
Alice's house got destroyed!
Yuuka
...Still sounds pointless, but... perhaps you can give us a reason?
Marisa
Well, I went to her house... And she gave me some tea. Then I couldn't move. And my body got all numb. And Alice was all like... "You will become like one of my dolls..." Or something scary like that, so I destroyed her house with magic and ran.
Patchouli
...There is something very wrong with you.
Marisa
...But now I feel bad about it, so I hope she'll let me apologize...
Patchouli
...Hm. Well, go ahead if you want.
*Porky remembers something*
Porky
...I see. Please take this with you!
*Gives Reimu a yo-yo.*
Porky
...It's very special to me, but you'll have more use for it.
Marisa
Is it really ok?
Porky
It's fine. Please use it,Miss Reimu.
Patchouli
Well good luck to all of you.
Marisa
Oh. Bye
*Porky and Patchy walk off*
Yuuka
So we're going to Alice's place?
Marisa
...Ah. ...I guess... Reimu? Yuuka? I'd like to ask you to help me again.
*Yuuka and Reimu holds Marisa's hands*
Alice's House
*Reimu and Co go into Forest of Magic*
???
Hooold uuup!
Reimu looks around
*Cirno appears*
Cirno
Like a beam of light, eye'm Blue! Hah-HA!
*Mystia appears*
Mystia
A wing in the darkness! I'm Brown! Gondatossa!
*Wriggle appears*
Wriggle
From out of the thick greenery, that's Green! Gyochonchon Buraaaa!
Marisa
Yuuka, can you just go and kick them?
Yuuka
Nah. I don't feel like it right now.
Wriggle
We're challenging you as the Gyochon! (Again.)
Cirno
There is a very good chance that... No, we WILL have victory!
Mystia
Gondatossa! Instead of us losing, it'll be you instead! We'll collect the melodies and save the day!
Marisa
...They really think they're strong, ze... But we'll make them surrender.
Yuuka
Yeah, we can deal with these weak youkai. It'll be easy.
Wriggle
Aw, you always make fun of us... Gyochonchon!
Cirno
Okay! Prepare for a Delta Attack! Yah-ha!
Mystia
Justice! Your death will be quick! Deredere...
*VS Team ⑨* *Defeated Team ⑨*
*Team ⑨ is a pixalated mess*
Yuuka
Had enough?
Marisa
Yuuka, you're an awesome bully.
*Reimu looks at Marisa and wonders about her choice of role models.*
*They continue*
*Reimu finds a grave.*
My teacher. May the beautiful Mima rest in peace for all time.
Marisa trys not to cry
*Reimu reads a sign at a crossroads.*'
Sign
^ Alice's House, Eientei > Dead End
*Reimu takes the dead end anyway and finds a sign.*
Sign
End.
Marisa
At least it wasn't a trap!
*Reimu takes another path.*
Marisa
Reimu. Recently, the fairies' pranks have been really mean. Try not to fall for them.
Reimu rolls her eyes and continues
Sign
This is not the right way. It goes nowhere. Looks like you're an idiot.
Reimu held back tears.
*And another path*
Sign
You went the wrong way again. Are you blind? You can't go this way.
Reimu was hurt inside.
*Reimu follows the path on the ground again!*
Sign
This is not the right path. It doesn't go anywhere.
If you keep following it, it leads to a dead end.
Sign
Got you! Aha!
Reimu destroys the sign with PK Dream and heads back onto another path.
Sign
Just go straight ahead. Believe it.
*Reimu does so. It's a dead end. By now, it isn't a surprise*
Sign
Oh, thanks for listening! Hahahahahahahaha! Go up... hahahahaha!
*Reimu goes up and a cutscene!*
Lucas
Brother... I'm tired...
Claus
Yeah, me too.
Lucas
The black one flew off into the sky.
Claus
Yes, that's sooooo.
Lucas
The stupid-looking one got frozen...
Editor's note
Cirno? The winged one got blinded. ...But she got better fast.
Editor's note
Mystia? And the maid-looking one was chasing after them!
Editor's note
Sakuya?
Claus
That was scary! Kids shouldn't have to see things that scary.
Lucas
The blonde one was mumbling to herself about it being scary, too.
Editor's note
I...dk about this one. Then the one who came out of the ground (...?) went and kidnapped them...
Editor's note
Yukari? ...Are we gonna die like this?
Claus
I'm not gonna give up. We'll get back to dad and the others somehow. Or they'll find our way to us.
Lucas
...But what if they can't find us? What if that time never comes...? ...Then it's hopeless...
Claus
Stop complaining! No matter what, we stay together! Sure, I'm scared...! But if we give up, we're done for!
Lucas
...Yeah...
*Rumia teleports in behind Lucas.*
Rumia
Ehehe... who's this? Human flesh, for me? Is that sooo...
*Lucas turns around.*
Lucas
Wahhhhhhhhhh!!!
*Claus jumps in front.*
Claus
Come on, monster!
Rumia
Hooheehee... you'll make for many meals... heeheehee...
Claus
Lucas! Get out of here! I'll buy you time!
Lucas
Do what?! We're together! I'm not leaving you!
Claus
...Sorry. I'm determined, brother!
Lucas
No! ...I can't run!
Rumia
Twins... twins... hooheehee...
Claus
...There's no choice... Lucas!
Lucas
...We're always together. ...Until the end!
*Fight with Rumia which is interrupted by-*
Yuuka
Yahhhhhhhhhh!!! Falcon! PUUUUUNCH!
*Rumia backs away from Reimu's party.*
Claus
!
Yuuka
YES!
Marisa
...Hey, don't steal all the attention. There are three of us here, you know.
Yuuka
Are you okay? You aren't hurt?
Marisa
...Yeah.
Yuuka
...I was being kind to the children. Maybe you could learn something from it.
Marisa
What, shotakon? Yeah, I get it.
Yuuka
...Never mind. I don't think you could.
Rumia
...Meat... meat...
Yuuka
Don't think I've forgotten about you, first-boss. I've brought along these transformation mushrooms if things have to get nasty.
*Rumia begins to back away.*
Rumia
Such power... hooheehee...
Claus
...Thank you, Miss Shotakon.
Yuuka
...Marisa.
Marisa
...Hey, I didn't do anything.
Claus
...Uh, what's shotakon, anyway?
Marisa
So, I guess you're humans from the outside?
Claus
Outside?
Yuuka
Excuse me. You said you saw someone fly into the sky earlier?
Marisa
...Who, me?
Claus
...No, not you.
Lucas
Well, we'd never seen anything like that before.
Yuuka
Then I suppose you are from the outside.
Marisa
...You kids seem pretty well-treated.
Yuuka
Here, children. Have some flowers.
Claus
Miss Shotakon, what do you mean by "the outside?" ...And where's here?
Yuuka
...That's your fault, Marisa. You explain it to them.
Reimu glares at Marisa, since she doesn't want her to mess up Claus any further
Marisa
Nah.
Yuuka
Well, this world is a different world from the world you live in. That flying person could have attacked you with bullets. Scary.
Claus
I think I understand.
Yuuka
...Reimu. Take them somewhere safe.
Marisa
The destroyed shrine?
Reimu glares at Marisa
Yuuka
Not when it's destroyed! ...We'll have to go to Yukari's place. What are your names?
Claus
I'm Claus. He's Lucas.
Lucas
...I'm Lucas...
Yuuka
Now, we'll take you to Yukari's house. She's a very powerful old lady.
*Something in the trees goes*
Editor's note
That must be Yukari, but I still don't know why she's there...
Yuuka
You'll be safe there.
*Claus jumps*
Claus
Did you hear that?
Lucas
I did! We're saved! We'll live after all!
Yuuka
Okay, okay. I'll take you on my back. Get on.
*Claus steps aside.*
Claus
Lucas. I'll just walk.
Lucas
Thanks, brother. And you too, Sh... Miss.
*Lucas gets on Yuuka's back.*
Lucas
You smell just like Mom...
Marisa
What, you mean like sunflowers? Oh, Claus. Want a ride? You can take my broom.
Claus
...Well, okay.
Marisa
Okay, do you want α , β, γ, or Ω?
Claus
...I don't get what you mean. Um, the last one?
Marisa
Okay! FIRE!
Claus
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
Lucas
Brother!!
Yuuka
...He'll be alright. Probably.
*At Yukari's house.*
Claus
Brooms are scary. Witches are scary. Miss Blonde is scary. ...I'm scared.
Lucas
...
Yuuka
Marisa!
Marisa
I, uh... maybe it was bad of me to do that.
Yuuka
Pardon her idiocy. How are you feeling?
Claus
...I'm getting better.
Yuuka
Well, we're all here. The nice lady seems to be elsewhere, so wait here for her.
Lucas
Okay.
Marisa
What a timewaster that was. Let's go.
*Aya comes spinning down*
Ayaya
It's Hyperscoop Time!
*Takes picture.*
Ayaya
It's a shocker! Yukari's illegitimate children! Twins, even!
Yuuka
Falcon! PUUUUUNCH!
Lucas
What was that?
Yuuka
Nothing important.
*Leaves to Alice's House*
* At Alice's House*
Reimu can hear Alice's voice.
Alice
Oho, ohoho.... Marisaaa... My Marisaaaaa...
Marisa
...What was that?
Yuuka
Your name, dummy.
Alice
Soon, I will become one with the 12th dimension... (Apparently all this is a reference to Yubel or whoever from Yu-Gi-Oh GX.) And Marisa and I will become eternally one...
Marisa
...Uh.
*Reimu tries to go past Alice's house since her voice was too creepy for her*
Marisa
Escape is impossible. Escape is impossible. Escape is impossible.
Reimu Sighs
*Reimu enters*
Alice
Oho, ohohohoho... If I can't get this to Patchouli... Welcome, my siblings! You came running in to give me blessings...
Marisa
Um, sure, blessings. Alice, I just came to apoligize. ...Um, do you want my apology?
Alice?
...No. Because you and I have become one.
Marisa
...Uh, what. Alice, I'm me. You're not.
Alice?
...So, do you think Patchouli is... good? You know...
Marisa
By "good," you mean... what?
Maybe Alice
Annoying little Marisa! You're so indecisive, and about such a thing! Marisa! Between me and Patchouli, who's better?!
Marisa
Haaah?
*An uneasy feeling grips Reimu*
Alice
Between me and Patchouli... wh... which... do you l-love?!
Marisa
...I think that depends on your interpretation. I only have a witch's understanding.
Yuuka
"Between Alice and Patchouli, who would you be more happy with"...? Maybe.
Marisa
Oh, so that's what you meant. Well, that's Patchouli, ze.
Reimu facepalms herself
*Alice gets angry*
Marisa
Uh, well, she reads a lot of books. And I don't know a lot of stuff, so...
Yuuka
That's not helping...
Alice?
Patchouliiiiiiiiii... I'll... I'll kill her... oho, hohoho...
Marisa
W-Wait! Alice! You know, you're acting pretty weird today, ze! Is something cursing you like all the other guys?!
Uh, Alice...
You're cruel, Marisa... But that's why I love you...
Marisa
Nuts...! Well, we've got to beat her senses back into her!
Yuuka
Was she in good senses in the first place?
Marisa
Who knows! The point is, we need to make Alice recognizable as Alice again!
Uh, Alice...
Come, my dolls! Help me bring about our love!
Yuuka
Hey, that's not very fair. We don't have any dolls.
*VS Alice (Sick)*
*Defeated Alice (Sick) was defeated.*
Marisa
Situation handled! I'm invincible! Again!!