Urban Legend in Limbo/Story/Marisa's Script

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Marisa defeats Reimu[edit]

Marisa

隙間女なんて主人公の
選ぶオカルトじゃ無いぜ

The Gap Woman really isn’t the kind of occult
a protagonist ought'a choose.

Marisa

どうやら…

パワーストーンには最後の秘密が
隠されているようだな

Well...

It seems like there's one last secret
hidden in the Power Stones.

Marisa defeats herself[edit]

Marisa

今日も一日頑張るぜー!

I'm gonna do my best today, too![1]

Marisa defeats Ichirin[edit]

Marisa

で、そいつは
何をする大女なんだ?

Okay, so what does this
giant lady of yours do?

Marisa defeats Byakuren[edit]

Marisa

思い切ったオカルトを選んだな
すげーな

Man, you really picked a daring urban legend.
Awesome.

Marisa defeats Futo[edit]

Marisa

お皿がいちまーい、にまーい
ところで今何時だい?

Here's one plate, two plates...
By the way, what time is it? [2]

Marisa defeats Miko[edit]

Marisa

赤い紙青い紙ってのは
聞いた事あったが……

I did hear about some "Red paper,
Blue paper" thing once...[3]

Marisa defeats Nitori[edit]

Marisa

ネス湖って
何処にあるんだよ……

Where even is Loch Ness.....

Marisa

それはそうと
このネッシー

非想天則と違って
金かかっているな
儲ってるのか?

Y'know, that aside, this Nessie of yours...

It looks way more expensive
than Hisou Tensoku.
Y'sure this is profitable?

Marisa defeats Koishi[edit]

Marisa

知ってるぜ
ストーカー行為って奴だな

Oh, I've heard of this.
It's called stalking.

Marisa defeats Mamizou[edit]

Marisa

何かインプラントされた
気がするぞ

I feel like I've been
implanted with something.

Marisa defeats Kokoro[edit]

Marisa

ポマードで良いんだよな
ポマードポマード

I just gotta say "pomade," huh?
Pomade, pomade.

Marisa defeats Mokou[edit]

Marisa

不老不死でも痛いんだよな
何で自らを燃やすんだ?
そういう奴なのか?

I guess stuff still hurts, even if you're immortal.
Why're ya burnin' yourself?
Are you into that kinda stuff?

Marisa defeats Shinmyoumaru[edit]

Marisa

緑の巨人なら聞いたことあるが
小人なら何にも怖くないな

I've heard of a green giant,
but a green inchling ain't scary at all.

Marisa defeats Kasen[edit]

Marisa

それはどう見ても
猿の手ではない

No matter how you look at it,
that’s not a monkey’s paw.

Marisa defeats Sumireko[edit]

Marisa

お前は一体いつ寝てるんだ?

When exactly do you sleep?

Marisa

こっちに来たときは
私か霊夢の所に来いよ
他の奴は色々と危険だからな

When ya come over here,
come to my place or Reimu's.
The others are dangerous in all kinds a' ways.

Marisa defeats Reisen (PS4 Only)[edit]

Marisa

そういえば地上に残っている
月の兎が居るぜ
知ってるか?

Marisa

あの団子好きの月の兎も
そうだけど他にもチョロチョロ
月の兎を見かけるぜ

月の兎って結構自由に行き来
してるんだな

that dango-loving moon rabbit

Generic victory[edit]

Marisa

しかと見よ!
これが学校の七不思議だ!

Behold!
These are the seven mysteries of the school!

Notes[edit]

  1. Parody of the catchphrase "Kyou mo ichinichi ganbaru zoi!" (今日も一日がんばるぞい!) from New Game!, but with Marisa's ze at the end instead of zoi.
  2. A reference to the rakugo story 時そば, Toki-Soba; in it, a soba customer asks the owner the time while in the middle of counting out his bill, in an attempt to disguise the fact that he's shortchanging them.
  3. 赤い紙青い紙, Red paper, Blue paper, is a "school ghost story" and an Urban Legend. It is near-identical to Miko's "Red cape, Blue cape".