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User:MaullarMaullar

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o: Name: MaullarMaullar


Species: Human
Abilities: Oh god that is not the right screentone how did this happen
Age: 26
Occupation: Slacker
Location: Cambridge, MA
Description:

[23:42] <Maullar[laptop]> some guys like the sdm / some guys dig eientei / i been with chicks in both locales / they all say i am gay

Relationships:
  • ZUN (bitch owes me money from Tuesday)
Appearances:
Titles: See Character Titles

a tone poem, everybody

"Curtain Fire Shooting Game"

The package is here from Paletweb.
Observe the humbly wrapped CD;
The delicately colored
Cover art
The neat click
As the case swings open.

Disc spinning quietly in the drive
Read light plays
Softly over you.
They all said you'll love the game
4chan, Pooshlmer, Shrinemaiden
Urging you to
Netplay.

Read light flashes
Faster now
Faster
The hum in the drive
Grows into a whine.
That delicately colored
Shrapnel
Bursts from the computer.
Resting between your ribs
The disc was all a
Trap

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT


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