Absolutely Nothing of Worth Here
Unless specifically mentioned, the following all happened in Easy Modo.
Both paths clear.
Made it through Stage 3.
Got to Chiyuri. Like, once.
Made it through Stage 4.
Made it through Stage 5.
Story Mode all clear.
Normal Mode Clear with Youmu Solo. I might have just been imagining that, though.
Got to Stage 5 in Komachi's Extra Path.
Hell if I remember.
Can't even beat it with Marisa B.
Story Mode all Clear.
Clear with Marisa B (or was it A?) while under minor sleep deprivation.
Beat Byakuren, then Game Over'd while she was exploding.
Story Mode all Clear on Normal, with the occasional can of whoopass in online battles.
Got to Stage 3.
Beat it I think? I forgot and lost my save.
Story Mode all clear. Some on Normal.
Clear with Reimu A.
68 scenes clear, 21 without items, 57 nicknames unlocked.
MegaMari: Can't even beat any of the stages.
Super Marisa World: Beat the first three worlds. I think.
Touhou Soccer Moushuuden: Story Mode Clear, Still stuck with Alice's Subscenario.
Labyrinth of Touhou: Got bored while grinding on 30F.
Labyrinth of Touhou 2: Got to 15F, but the music keeps compelling me to go back to 12F.
Marisa and Alice's Trap Tower: Completed the main game.
Fantasy Explorer Nitroid!: Stage 3 platforming too hard, please nerf.
AMaPaNi!: Game clear.
Remidoki: Can't make it through anything that requires actual skill i.e. Remilia's final boss and any part of the other two modes. Working on a walkthrough.
Sakuya's Counterattack: All clear... somehow.
Touhou Meikaidou Kou: I think I may have beaten stage 5.
Touhou Sky Arena (and expansions): So fun, yet so easy.
Koumajou Densetsu II: Stranger's Requiem: Easy mode, max lifes, still haven't beat it.
Suwapyon, Suwapyon 2, Suwako-chan no Pacherisu: Degree of progress has been lost in history.
The Legend of Twilight: Idem.
Touhou Madan-Zan CRONICA -Unbelieved Heroes-: Beat 9 stages with Cirno. I'm digging that watermelon sword.
Satori no Dungeon Oukoku: How do I even play this.
Kurenai ma no Kagi: CLEAR ROOM 8. GO TO NEXT ROOM.
Boho Youyoumu: HALP WHERE IS THE EVERYTHING
Sakuya's Crisis 2: The Linkage of Servant Trial: I have no idea what's going on, but I'm butchering fairies by the hundreds so it's all cool.
Sakuya's Crisis: The Elegant Region Power: As above, minus the fairy massacres.
Ultimate Sunflower Creation: How do you even measure progress in a sandbox game?
Youkai Tan Q Roku: Something something also no clue what's going on here.
Angry Laser Space: Game clear on Hard, made it to Stage 9 on EPIC MAN MODE >:C.
Etrian Odyssey IV: 100% complete except for those annoying treasure maps.
Etrian Odyssey Untold: The Millennium Girl: Story Mode clear, messing around in Classic Mode postgame.
Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Way to break the fourth wall, numbnuts.
Pokémon X: Became Champion, caught Zygarde and Mewtwo, finished the Looker sidequest, did some postgame farming.
Luigi's Mansion 2: Dark Moon: All Boos and Gems.
FTL: Faster Than Light: A grand total of four (4) ships unlocked!!!
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance: Clear. But just barely.
Uplink: REVELATION FOR ALL, DOWN WITH SOCIETY, DESTROY ALL THAT IS HOLY, CREATE A NEW ERA OF ANARCHY AND CHAOS AHAHAHAHAAAA!
XCOM: RIP Colonel Guy ('_')7 Your sacrifice was not in vain. Like, probably.
- XCOM Enemy Within: Completed one mis-SQUIRRLEL!
Space Station 13: Assaulted by a giant spider, then murdered.
Real Life: I don't even feel like playing this overrated POS.
- Yes, I am worse than grade schoolers. I've had preschoolers beat me at Soul Calibur 3.
- As far as you can clear an unfinished game, that is
- Seriously, how do people even manage?